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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



The Twins... have tied it?

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RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011

Did I say the Braves had 10 homers?

Oh no.

The Braves have 11 homers.

Couldn't happen off a better guy either in Luebke.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
holy loving lol the Twins

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Two homers in a game for the Braves, break out the good shine

The Berzerker
Feb 24, 2006

treat me like a dog


Why did the Blue Jays poo poo themselves? I'm not watching and I kinda don't want to at this point.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
ok never mind ugh Aybar is such a disaster

would so much rather have Daniel Castro out there or really anyone, it's pretty easy to go 0-4 every night but at least make the drat plays

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Zimmermann picks up the win with a 1.85 xFIP performance. Well done JZ.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Go Rangers



Rua is hot

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

gently caress, thought that was gone

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


when TAG is salty, he is good


e: not sure what Manaea was thinking there

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn it, Rua


I guess Elvis could have made a better throw, but still

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Knock on all the loving wood but Derek is looking pretty sharp for once

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Valencia had no idea what happened there


lol at Reddick coming to bat with the Stone Cold music


E: Dutch, you headcase

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 04:09 on May 17, 2016

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

angels lighting up maeda this inning

go angels

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Sigh

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


When's Yu coming back again?

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

I wasn't really that irritated with him until he gave up a hit to Billy loving Butler

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


I am fully irritated

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Not bad, kid :unsmith:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress you ump

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Maeda done after 4 innings? seems uncalled for, 3rd inning was stressful but struck out the side in the 4th

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


good hustle Beltre

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Dear the Rangers, please don't waste this chance

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Billy Butler saving this game for Manaea

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


yeah, Butler made a good pick up there

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
twins rally to tie an 0-8 1st inning deficit to still lose because the bullpen gave up 2 more dingers

twins.txt

Mauer at leadoff is a huge disaster and is in a huge slump since the move

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

All things considered it wasn't a bad start by Holland. Just one bad/unlucky inning, although there's only so unlucky you can claim to be when you can't get Billy Butler out

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

What the gently caress was that, Jackson? Fastball right down the middle in a 1-2 count

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


TheIncredulousHulk posted:

All things considered it wasn't a bad start by Holland. Just one bad/unlucky inning, although there's only so unlucky you can claim to be when you can't get Billy Butler out

yeah, if the Rangers lose it will be more on the offense


And as I say that, Jackson lets up a dinger

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


good lord , Crisp was out by a mile

TheIncredulousHulk
Sep 3, 2012

Well, that was a soft, dry fart of a baseball game

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


hard to argue with that

Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
What is a Trayce Thompson and how has he homered twice?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Maybe the Dodgers will start actually giving Thompson some loving at bats now!

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Good Dog posted:

What is a Trayce Thompson and how has he homered twice?
he is Klay Thompson's brother and he is good at the baseball

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

Grandy first pitch dong

gently caress off Scherzer

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

syndergaard makes 100 mph look so effortless. so good.

elentar
Aug 26, 2002

Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.
Really can't recall a more inept defensive team than this Braves one.

Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

where the gently caress was that defense last year Murph

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
Joey bats is cool

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