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Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

RC and Moon Pie posted:

At least Atlanta has competition in the shittiest bullpen contest.

Pffft Atlanta needs to get on Cincinnati's level.

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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EAT poo poo NO MORE NO-HITTER

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


no-hitter broken up

cubs status upgraded to owned

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Oh thank God.

Ground Rule IV
Apr 23, 2016

Ground Rule IV posted:

The alerts have gone out. Bye-bye no-no.

Thanks MLB social media team!

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
farrrrrrrt

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

EAT poo poo NO MORE NO-HITTER

:agreed:
Choo choo!

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Cubs are still gonna lose to the loving Brewers, but not getting no-hit is a moral victory

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
loving thank you Cubs.

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
If we are gonna get no hit Brewers/St Louis are the two worst. I would never hear the end of it.

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


I like the twelve people that had a chant war going

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I loving hate the Pirates bullpen/SP, what the gently caress happened

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Was looking forward to a night of relaxing baseball and now this stupid game is gonna be over in like 10 minutes.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


drat, beat Beltre by a step



E: real nice play by Beltre there

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 03:18 on May 18, 2016

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Why do I bother watching this garbage rear end team anymore

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


cubs completely owned two games in a row






the
sky
is
falling

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Heyward hits his first homer as a Cub!

At a time when it doesn't matter at all!

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

I'll take it. Gotta find the bright spot.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

R.D. Mangles posted:

cubs completely owned two games in a row






the
sky
is
falling
Gerrit Cole was right

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Man, Beltre is ageless in the field.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


well at least heyward finally dinged that dong

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Ahahahaha Heyward homerun. Unbelievable.

Alright, I feel a little better.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Adding to the moral victory, Heyward :unsmith:

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

ROFL

back to back jacks

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Aahahahahaha suddenly we've got a ball game?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


back2back

ahahahahahah still gonna lose but i love this stupid team

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Heyward hits his first homer as a Cub!

At a time when it doesn't matter at all!

The funny part is I knew it was going to happen this series somehow

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Ragnarok the Red posted:

Man, Beltre is ageless in the field.

Yeah, he's been really good this year




When did the A's start with the drumming?

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
What a loving bomb. Way to turn Anderson's night around.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Ahahahaha rob that one, fuckers.

Ground Rule IV
Apr 23, 2016
I was hoping the Heyward homerun would happen in St. Louis

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

I like to pretend Heyward was just trying to give Zobrist HR tips.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Prince got a hit? Well, I'll be damned



Goddamnit, Mitch

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Dangit Mitch, this is your contract year. More country strong dingers, less GIDPs.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Aw.

At least it got a little hilarious at the end.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice






Get hosed Cubs.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Infidel Castro posted:



Get hosed Cubs.

:lol:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
At least the Cubs did not go quietly into that good night.


Infidel Castro posted:



Get hosed Cubs.

:allears:

Petanque
Apr 14, 2008

Ca va bien aller
Keuchel has forgotten how to throw strikes. :waycool:

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Infidel Castro posted:



Get hosed Cubs.

The best part is I'm betting you had this post ready to go before the Cubs hit back-to-back dingers with 2 outs in the 9th.

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