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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Ugh

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


sumbitch



that was a meatball, too

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Panik making good contact and getting nothing for it.

He's had a lot of that recently.

Although I'm disappointed that Matt Kemp looks passable in Right this season.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

He's had a lot of that recently.

Although I'm disappointed that Matt Kemp looks passable in Right this season.

It seem like he's gotten his swing back these last few days and but can't get a hit unless he hits it over the fence.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Ahahah Bum with a single and now he gets to share first with Myers

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


goddamn it

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
This ump's zone is terrible, but it's to Bumgarner's favor, so I'm conflicted.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


gently caress

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Belt owns. Too bad this inning likely killed Bum's chances at the CGSO

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
You'll win a Gold Glove someday Belt.

Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Oh hey, welcome back Evan Gattis. Sipp couldn't make it easy, but I'll take any W.

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Belt owns. Too bad this inning likely killed Bum's chances at the CGSO

With the way Bochy's been stretching his starters, who knows?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Stros win! :toot:

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


nice job Bush

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Stop making Kemp look like a good fielder guys!

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Juuuuuuuust missed that one, wow.

Ambassador of Funk posted:

With the way Bochy's been stretching his starters, who knows?

Well I mean have you seen our bullpen?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Juuuuuuuust missed that one, wow.


Well I mean have you seen our bullpen?

Hey Kontos is back!

Bochy is going to run him into the ground

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Duffy didn't like being given a base for nothing, so he decided to return it. A gentleman indeed.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Great job Bush. Now put a run across, Rangers





dangit, Bobbeh

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 05:28 on May 18, 2016

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Hey Kontos is back!

Bochy is going to run him into the ground

I look forward to his Jean Machi-esque fall from grace.

Poque
Sep 11, 2003

=^-^=

Infidel Castro posted:

Nope. I didn't even turn from the hockey game until after Heyward homered.



btw I have nothing left with the Twins so the Cubs losing is my new Twins winning.

that's like deciding to root for uconn women's basketball fyi

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
DESMOND :stwoon:

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
two weeks in desmond was probably my most hated ranger and now hes like second (behind roogie obv)

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
Desmond!

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


MOTHER loving IAN DESMOND

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Oh holy hell Tolleson is STILL the closer?

Ambassador of Funk
Aug 2, 2009

Whenever I'm put to the test, I'm gonna ace it.
Crawford has driven in every run tonight.

BearDrivingTruck
Oct 15, 2011

You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Ambassador of Funk posted:

Crawford has driven in every run tonight.

What a hunk

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Oh holy hell Tolleson is STILL the closer?

I really hope this changes at some point

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Ragnarok the Red posted:

Oh holy hell Tolleson is STILL the closer?

What does it take? Jesus Christ, use Dyson



e: Mazara isnt fast enough to send him there

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
awful send by the 3b coach there

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

KIM JONG TRILL posted:

awful send by the 3b coach there

I didn't think it was too bad, it was basically perfect relay throws by the A's.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Lol Giants broadcast went to commercial and missed the challenge.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Please dont be poo poo Tolleson

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
:tolleson:

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
it begins

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Pre-emptive I really, really hate Bannister

TeeMerk
Jun 9, 2013
lol how is that a base hit?

tolleson jsut let it roll foul!

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE
loving tolleson

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Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
What in the ever loving gently caress does Tolleson have to do to be loving demoted.

If the Rangers lose the division or a wild card spot by a few games because Bannister is a stubborn idiot, I don't even...

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