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I have an internet bomb and I will blow you all the gently caress up into 1's and 0's unless my demands are met: --Free popsicles for life -- Someone on the forums changing their username to "Cumguzzler" -- Someone posting a picture of a really large dump they took. But use spoiler tags, you disgusting slob! -- Someone starting a thread titled "Adult Themes in Kids Shows" in which the subject is what would happen if kids shows happened in the real world and the consequences of character's decisions are shown. -- A blowjob -- 10 beautiful women (may also participate in the blowjob) -- The most early-90's garish godawful outfit ever (in size 8XXXL. For, uh.. a friend.) -- A baby. A really cute one. -- and everyone take off their shoes so they can't chase me when I run away. Don't get the police involved or I'll blow us all to smithereens! (glares at you menacingly) You have 24 hours. (shakes fist at you)
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im teh cumguzzler here for your blowjob lol
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May 16, 2016 22:59
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lol ur so wacky and random op XD
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May 16, 2016 22:59
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Nooner posted:im teh cumguzzler here for your blowjob lol
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May 16, 2016 23:00
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Nooner posted:im teh cumguzzler here for your blowjob lol
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May 16, 2016 23:01
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Post pictures of your internet bomb OP, I'm edging really hard and need to cum badly.
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May 16, 2016 23:01
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Nooner posted:im teh cumguzzler here for your blowjob lol Yeah, me too. Blow me like a bomb!
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May 16, 2016 23:01
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lol cool thread bro lol
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May 16, 2016 23:05
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Do not mock me. It will only make the bomb blow up sooner, sending you all to a fiery, explodey doom. Oh, and don't call the cops. I can't stress that enough.
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May 16, 2016 23:06
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Nooner posted:im teh cumguzzler here for your blowjob lol Well, get on with it, then. (unzips pants)
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May 16, 2016 23:07
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are you still working in retail?
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May 16, 2016 23:07
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Im a bomb expert and there is no bomb it's a bluff
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May 16, 2016 23:07
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my friends say im the bomb
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May 16, 2016 23:08
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Retail Slave posted:I have an internet bomb and I will blow you all the gently caress up into 1's and 0's unless my demands are met: i can mail you a used condom. will that help?
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May 16, 2016 23:08
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Gaunab posted:i can mail you a used condom. will that help? Slightly. But my other demands must still be met.
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May 16, 2016 23:09
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Virile song about bombs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PjaqVjpGk0
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May 16, 2016 23:12
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i demand you stop posting hahah
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May 16, 2016 23:12
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man I thought that this was a Dare thread for sure
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May 16, 2016 23:13
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i am glad of it
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May 16, 2016 23:15
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thathonkey posted:i am glad of it And maybe YOSPOS just because I can. Muwahahahahaha
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May 16, 2016 23:17
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im the 10 beautiful women (also all cumguzzlers)
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May 16, 2016 23:18
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May 16, 2016 23:19
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do it. kill us all. having read your posting, i have lost the will to live.
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May 16, 2016 23:24
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jk i didnt have the will to live to begin with
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May 16, 2016 23:24
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OP did you shut my computer off? the gently caress you smiling about
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May 16, 2016 23:25
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i've been away for 3 weeks and this is what I come back to gently caress you op
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May 16, 2016 23:30
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Oh my god! GBS! A bomb!
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May 16, 2016 23:33
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May 16, 2016 23:33
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You shouldn't have made me take my shoes off now I'm gonna go John McClane on your rear end, terrorist
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May 16, 2016 23:33
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Packers suck
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May 16, 2016 23:37
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Waroduce posted:FudgePackers suck
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May 16, 2016 23:47
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your bomb sucks op
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May 16, 2016 23:49
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Retail Slave posted:Do not mock me. It will only make the bomb blow up sooner, sending you all to a fiery, explodey doom. this thread is a dud 
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May 16, 2016 23:49
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Mods change OPs name to Cumguzzler to meet his demand that anybody on the forums have their name changed. TIA.
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May 16, 2016 23:50
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Do it, I dont give a gently caress
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May 16, 2016 23:51
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I hope this bomb isn't like the OPs sex life, and goes off premature. hahahahaha. gently caress you OP.
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May 16, 2016 23:51
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I hope this bomb isn't like the OPs sex life, and goes off premature. hahahahaha. gently caress you OP. I'll have you know I have all of the sex. With my wife.  Checkmate, nerds.  SLICK GOKU BABY will be the first to be explodededed.
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May 16, 2016 23:53
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Please kill me with your bomb thank you
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May 16, 2016 23:53
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Retail Slave posted:I'll have you know I have all of the sex. With my wife. 
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May 16, 2016 23:53
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