I will blow up GBS with a bomb unless my demands are met

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Retail Slave posted:

I'll have you know I have all of the sex. With my wife.
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3776275
Checkmate, nerds.

SLICK GOKU BABY will be the first to be explodededed.

Well you don't deny that you go off premature so gently caress you.

# ? May 16, 2016 23:55

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 07:56

Windows 98: Nov 13, 2005; HTTP 400: Bad post

Explode me

# ? May 17, 2016 00:06

Captain Splashback: Jan 1, 2007; BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

*screeching feedback of a megaphone*

I am Serviette of the robocops and the binary bomb squadededed.

There's no need to explodededed anything. You're just having a bad day. Your momamamama wants to talk to you. Will you take a call from your momamama if we have a binary bomb bot bring you a phone?

# ? May 17, 2016 00:06

Barnes And Body Works: Mar 2, 2016

poop

# ? May 17, 2016 00:11

Calvin Johnson Jr.: Dec 8, 2009

bet you wont do it op burn it down

# ? May 17, 2016 00:14

Shaquin: May 12, 2007

lets all wallow in the crisco pits and get handsy

# ? May 17, 2016 00:14

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Nooner posted:

im teh cumguzzler here for your blowjob lol

# ? May 17, 2016 00:22

Microwaves Mom: Nov 8, 2015; by zen death robot

I farted in a box OP. You may have that box.

# ? May 17, 2016 00:25

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

Microwaves Mom posted:

I farted in a box OP. You may have that box.

don't spoil him!

# ? May 17, 2016 00:30

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I'm still alive, something must be wrong

# ? May 17, 2016 00:36

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

OctoberBlues posted:

I'm still alive, something must be wrong

i say this every morning

# ? May 17, 2016 00:37

KawaiiAtomicBombs: Apr 15, 2016; ~Ka-Boom~

Not if I do it first

# ? May 17, 2016 05:42

Hometown Slime Queen: Oct 26, 2004; the GOAT

kill yourself then kill gbs

# ? May 17, 2016 06:32

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

can we loving get it over with already kill us all godmmit loving DO IT

# ? May 17, 2016 06:40

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

heh jk. just a joke i make sometimes with work friends

# ? May 17, 2016 06:41

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

I did my part to keep Retail Slave from blowing up GBS.

The lighting doesn't really reflect it but my poo poo was clay grey. I think I am dying of liver failure.

# ? May 17, 2016 06:43

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Android Bicyclist posted:

I did my part to keep Retail Slave from blowing up GBS.

The lighting doesn't really reflect it but my poo poo was clay grey. I think I am dying of liver failure.

u nasty

# ? May 17, 2016 06:49

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

youre gay and so is your wife and your bomb is probalby gay too

# ? May 17, 2016 07:09

Chemmy: Feb 4, 2001

why doesn't that toilet have any loving water in it

# ? May 17, 2016 07:12

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

I wish someone wpuld blow up this wholr cargo cult mentality

# ? May 17, 2016 07:12

Han Solomon: Mar 7, 2015; BOUND
AND
GAGGED

>pull dick out

# ? May 17, 2016 09:29

newbinator: Nov 14, 2014; Get your shit together, and put it in a backpack, all your shit, so it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere. You know? Take it to the shit store and sell it. Or put it in a shit museum, I don't care what you do, you just gotta get it together.
Get your shit together.

pretty sure you can't blow up the forum because there's no purchase option for this in the SA store :shepspends:

# ? May 17, 2016 09:44

Isaac: Aug 3, 2006; Fun Shoe

Chemmy posted:

why doesn't that toilet have any loving water in it

i figure theres water underneath the korma

# ? May 17, 2016 09:45

autoaim.cfg: Aug 6, 2005; WHINY SHITHEAD
*drops mic*

Retail Slave posted:

I have an internet bomb and I will blow you all the gently caress up into 1's and 0's unless my demands are met:

--Free popsicles for life

Sure thing. They're poop flavored though. Hope you don't mind!

Retail Slave posted:

-- Someone on the forums changing their username to "Cumguzzler"

I can give you a mirror. Does that help?

Retail Slave posted:

-- Someone posting a picture of a really large dump they took. But use spoiler tags, you disgusting slob!

A really large dump? Sure! No problem! Here ya go!

Retail Slave posted:

-- 10 beautiful women (may also participate in the blowjob)

Mayim Bialik. You get Mayim Bialik!

# ? May 17, 2016 10:17

Ahundredbux: Oct 25, 2007; The right to bear arms

Hello there qt :heysexy:

# ? May 17, 2016 10:25

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Hey am I too late to get blown up

# ? May 17, 2016 13:15

bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Retail Slave posted:

I have an internet bomb and I will blow you all the gently caress up into 1's and 0's unless my demands are met:

--Free popsicles for life

-- Someone on the forums changing their username to "Cumguzzler"

-- Someone posting a picture of a really large dump they took. But use spoiler tags, you disgusting slob!

-- Someone starting a thread titled "Adult Themes in Kids Shows" in which the subject is what would happen if kids shows happened in the real world and the consequences of character's decisions are shown.

-- A blowjob

-- 10 beautiful women (may also participate in the blowjob)

-- The most early-90's garish godawful outfit ever (in size 8XXXL. For, uh.. a friend.)

-- A baby. A really cute one.

-- and everyone take off their shoes so they can't chase me when I run away.

Don't get the police involved or I'll blow us all to smithereens! (glares at you menacingly) You have 24 hours. (shakes fist at you)

# ? May 17, 2016 13:19

first move tengen: Dec 2, 2011

hurry up

# ? May 17, 2016 13:22

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

Jesus loving christ will you loving kill me already what is the goddamn holdup

# ? May 17, 2016 15:06

Cthulu Carl: Apr 16, 2006

Do it, OP.

I welcome death. I embrace oblivion like a dear friend.

# ? May 17, 2016 15:07

fourisix992044: May 17, 2016; by Lowtax

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

kill yourself then kill gbs

# ? May 17, 2016 15:23

That Robot: Sep 16, 2004; ask me anything about robots; Buglord

fourisix992044 posted:

what's up dare

# ? May 17, 2016 15:27

fourisix992044: May 17, 2016; by Lowtax

That Robot posted:

what's up dare

alexi thinkn dan and wikikathy may be not good 4 each other pending further diagnosis (like how much poo poo he lied about/took credit for etc in shifter and politics etc)

i think yakman and wikikathy r lovely much like pat and angela

this isnt important to me but i figure i have some kind of hivemind psych report due 4 ur government or watever so i might as well break this news today before my ten bux is spent on beers

# ? May 17, 2016 15:35

Indy: Mar 30, 2005; Hey guys, what's up?

Gbs is in the cloud, safe from bombs. Sorry

# ? May 17, 2016 16:39

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

wtf poop poster guy, go see a doctor lol

# ? May 17, 2016 17:24

l0wt4x: May 17, 2016; by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

wtf poop poster guy, go see a doctor lol

where the gently caress do u get these things from and y do u even talk to ur sister

ru jealous of her pregnancyt

LOL

i heard ppl can self edit irl and online and its getting faster and

ur a rapist m8

# ? May 17, 2016 17:50

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BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Nooner posted:

wtf poop poster guy, go see a doctor lol

No poo poo. (no pun intended) You've got some serious gastro issues going on there.

# ? May 17, 2016 17:51

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