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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

i'll hold off until there are vibrating biomechanical replacements

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I want a big mandingo cock.

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

Kuato posted:

Hoping I can get a gorilla cock implanted and will gain the strength and powers of a gorilla.

Hopefully you get that cause them gorillas rockin small peens dawg.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
I just want the middle segment to be black, can we just add a black middle please? Ty.

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Making my own rainbow party. Can you get all the way to the chinese sector?

Philosopher King
Oct 25, 2006
Thanks dr Dicken.

No one noticed thats his name?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Nathilus posted:

Brb going to dig up bowie's corpse.

One peen to rule them all.

I call dick cheneys I mean really

Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Naerasa posted:

Serious Q: Do saiyan dicks get bigger when they go super saiyan? The answer to this affects what kind of dick I'm going to get.

No, all you get is blonde pubes.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Darth123123 posted:

I call dick cheneys I mean really

Will it confer his lichdom, I wonder.

mr_cramalldees
Dec 14, 2015

Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Kuato posted:

Hoping I can get a gorilla cock implanted and will gain the strength and powers of a gorilla.

It shouldn't be much adjustment in size for you.

5 cm.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
Hmm this kind of takes the thrill out of watching penis self-amputation vids on ogrish, no? Knowing the guy can just get a transplant?

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

mr_cramalldees posted:

It shouldn't be much adjustment in size for you.

5 cm.

NOICE. :smuggo:

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Changed my mind, I'd rather have the killer dong from Soul Vengeance.

:nws:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgAG_FZUFf0
:nws:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


is it possible to replace my dick with a swarm of anime tentacles

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
So what if I want 2 penises? Is that possible?

And can it be from 2 different ethnicities? Like a black one for butts and a white one for mouths?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Tokclik posted:

So what if I want 2 penises? Is that possible?

And can it be from 2 different ethnicities? Like a black one for butts and a white one for mouths?

Both of these have been asked ITT. Do some research for us pal?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Should they be horizontally or vertically offset? I think vertically would be best for dp but not sure it would be comfy for everyday wear.

Happy Bear Suit
Jul 21, 2004

i thought goons were all about removing their dicks, not adding new ones on

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


mr_cramalldees posted:

It shouldn't be much adjustment in size for you.

5 cm.

That sounds like a huge upgrade!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

If the testicles get donated as well, does the sperm have the same genetics as the new or old host?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Unguided posted:

If the testicles get donated as well, does the sperm have the same genetics as the new or old host?

same question but wrt hiv, the virus that causes aids

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I'm going to iceland to decide what type of penis I should have grafted on.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Icelandic_Phallological_Museum

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

EorayMel posted:

Whale penis for me :grin:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_6TdNA54Mc

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


eh i barely use the one I got.

does this mean I can sell it?

1987 Schlong, 7.4", 1" diameter, lightly used, $90,000 obo

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Grand Prize Winner posted:

eh i barely use the one I got.

does this mean I can sell it?

1987 Schlong, 7.4", 1" diameter, lightly used, $90,000 obo

i'll give you... <turns pocket inside out> a quarter and, uh, some slightly chewed gum. foil still in good condition tho

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Grand Prize Winner posted:

eh i barely use the one I got.

does this mean I can sell it?

1987 Schlong, 7.4", 1" diameter, lightly used, $90,000 obo

I'll offer you $90,000, with 0% interest over the course of 1,000 years. Send it in the mail pls (my address 1600 Pennsylvania AVE DC 2002). TIA

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

https://youtu.be/U_gSbPg33Qo

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Cargo cult much?

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Black

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord


The guy kinda looks like Chandler Bing.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

when he jerks off... does.. does that make he gay?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
:siren: click the link only if you want to see how a cut off dick is put back :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/a/cT7rX :nws:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Hogge Wild posted:

:siren: click the link only if you want to see how a cut off dick is put back :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/a/cT7rX :nws:

:barf:

:fap:

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
right after it is reattached you could have sex and when it gets ripped off you could freak the woman out so bad

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Unguided posted:

If the testicles get donated as well, does the sperm have the same genetics as the new or old host?

More importantly, if the donor died does that make the sperm ghosts? I don't want this happening to me again.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Hogge Wild posted:

:siren: click the link only if you want to see how a cut off dick is put back :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/a/cT7rX :nws:

lol what the gently caress

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hogge Wild posted:

:siren: click the link only if you want to see how a cut off dick is put back :siren:

:nws: http://imgur.com/a/cT7rX :nws:

I'm curious but not curious enough.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

I'm curious but not curious enough.

its more surprising than you think!

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
lol take that feminism

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