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CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!


Tonight, live from Greensboro, North Carolian, it's...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!



Stephanie's excited. Aren't you?

X X X X X




The Usos will once against take on the (Bullet) Club. After getting destroyed by Anderson and Gallows last week, the Usos will be out for revenge. But with the Club and AJ Styles holding the uppper hand in recent weeks, can the Family come up with a big win and generate some momentum going into Extreme Rules?



Dean Ambrose. Chris Jericho. Can you say "Straitjacket Match at Extreme Rules?" Can you say "What the hell else can WWE do to ruin Dean Ambrose?" Can you say "Will Vince ensure his personal wet dream Big Cass shows up again?" Can you say "When will Chris Jericho go back to Toronto?"



Will the Vaudevillains, a team that holds up values from a bygone era where men were men and looked much, much more dapper, keep up their momentum against the New Day? Will Aiden English sing? Will the New Day smack them down like it's a game of Dark Souls? Will CobiWann lose enough weight to be able to purchase an "XL" Vaudevillains shirt from WWE Shop Zone if they become...ahem...Double Double Ewe Eee Tag Team Chaaaaaaaampions?



Who's Dana Brooke? Why is she attacking Becky Lynch? Why did the gods cause Emma to suffer a ruptured disc in her back? Was it to ensure Zack Ryuder suffers some more? Who cares, Alberto del Rio is apparently dating Paige, which means this storyline is going to get shelved in a week as the WWE Women's Division continues to improve women's wrestling in the eyes of the WWE Universe by having an angle involving romance and relationships.



Will Puerto Rico default on their debt should the Shining Stars spend any money on pyro during their "debut" tonight?

All this, plus Miz, Maryse, Sami Zaynm, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, and CobiWann's review of The Tenth Doctor Adventures, Volume 1 tonight on...MONDAY NIGHT RAW!

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Go RV!
Jun 19, 2008

Uglier on the inside.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=62UzLgdb1GQ

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
drat, my usual stream doesn't work on this computer. Anyone else have one that's not horribly spyware infested?

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
COME TO PUERTO RICO

XYZ
Aug 31, 2001

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
I just wanna see some wrestling mmmaaaannnnn

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Watching Taker-HBK from WM 25 before this RAW to get me pumped for some wrestling that will surely exceed or equal it.


also lmbo that this match was 3rd from last, I bet HHH vs. Orton was destroyed by it.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

Eltoasto posted:

Watching Taker-HBK from WM 25 before this RAW to get me pumped for some wrestling that will surely exceed or equal it.


also lmbo that this match was 3rd from last, I bet HHH vs. Orton was destroyed by it.

They always neglect to mention Cena/Edge/Big Show had a passable if forgettable WHC match between them. That main event just wasn't that good, and you can't blame it all on Undertaker/HBK.

Also hi Raw thread

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


One last :rip: to Emma

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004


goddamn liberal media

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



holy poo poo that was a good match. I'll have to do #2 after RAW.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
TONIGHT IS A NIGHT

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Greensboro, eh? Hope we get some sweet transphobic content.

bartok
May 10, 2006



I hope that Roman Reigns gives that dastardly Boy's Club the what for!

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

AJ gonna do a promo how bathrooms have an assigned gender for a reason.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Man, watching go-home shows for pay per views I actually want to watch is loving weird.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
AJ opening huh

Never thought i'd see the day

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Jack Anderson posted:

AJ opening huh

Never thought i'd see the day

We must be in some kind of fresh, novel epoch.

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Alright RAW impress me, I stopped playing DOOM for this.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Lyin' AJ Styles! Sad!

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


I wonder what restaurant AJ Styles eats at

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

The WuhWE

JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
Stop your dirty lyin' about AJ Styles, Roman Reigns. You suck! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
Remember when the titantron wasn't used for tweets? Those were good days.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.


I knew about this 20 years ago.

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Whoever decided that putting a bunch of tweets up on the Titantron is a cool idea is dumb as gently caress.

bartok
May 10, 2006



Jiro posted:

Alright RAW impress me, I stopped playing DOOM for this.

The old I stopped playing (insert popular new game here) to watch Raw post.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
this is...awkward

E: is the crowd dead or muted??

Sionistic
Apr 22, 2008

We don't need your money!
LOOK AT THESE TWEETS!

WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO QUIET? ITS SOCIAL MEDIA!

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


Did they just turn a main eventer heel via tweet

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
Those are some powerful boos

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Mentioning headlining the Tokyo Dome gets a bigger pop

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

DeepDickPizza posted:

Whoever decided that putting a bunch of tweets up on the Titantron is a cool idea is dumb as gently caress.

We all know Vince is dumb.

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!
Speaking of never needing help to get to where they are, HERE'S ROMAN!

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

DeepDickPizza posted:

Whoever decided that putting a bunch of tweets up on the Titantron is a cool idea is dumb as gently caress.

Also a solid minute of AJ soaking in the silence of the crowd.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
Passion is one way to describe it

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.
Going with "passionate" this week

Roman Reigns
Aug 23, 2007

It's weird that the struggling everyman is supposed to be the bad guy here.

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JoeBangles
Mar 23, 2005

Parlez-vous grenouille ?
gently caress you BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Roman Reigns!

GET OFFA MAH TELE!!!

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