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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
help

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



gently caress yourself op

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
She doesn't really exist, Seinfeld wasn't a documentary. Not sure what to tell you. Sorry about your luck I guess? :shrug:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

She'll fake it.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
haha, op. you aint even close to spongeworthy

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
please no spoilers i just started season 2 :(

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Why the gently caress would you not post a picture to support your argument you stupid gently caress.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
[quote="MiracleWhale" post="459965419"]
my entire wardrobe is from the elaine benes fashion collection


[/quote

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Her in those loving ankle socks and hideous dresses make me so horny and i have no idea why

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Orkin Mang posted:

please no spoilers i just started season 2 :(

Those early seasons are awful, Orkin Mang a real tv history trooper trudging his way through them. :patriot:

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Its zll one big cargo cult

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Kuato posted:

Those early seasons are awful, Orkin Mang a real tv history trooper trudging his way through them. :patriot:

history?!?!

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Kuato posted:

Those early seasons are awful, Orkin Mang a real tv history trooper trudging his way through them. :patriot:

I just skipped the first season entirely it was bad

How this show survived to not suck i have no idea

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
She was a slut too, so you're in luck OP

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i had my chance, she complained to jerry that i was a "hair flipper". who says that about a person?

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

She was a slut too, so you're in luck OP

Yesss:boobeer:

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

seinfeld really took the the little things in life and made them funny with humorous observations and a whip smart laugh track

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

JiveHonky posted:

i had my chance, she complained to jerry that i was a "hair flipper". who says that about a person?

he's a hair flipper, jerry A HAIR FLIPPER

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

he's a hair flipper, jerry A HAIR FLIPPER

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


giddyup

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Elaine lost The Contest to George.

Let that sink in.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Android Bicyclist posted:

Elaine lost The Contest to George.

Let that sink in.

Im imagining a large quantity of mousy brown curls, and somehow im still ok with that

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Didn't George admit he cheated?

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
In the season finale, I think. When the plane was crashing with them all in it.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Android Bicyclist posted:

In the season finale, I think. When the plane was crashing with them all in it.

That's what they get for not checking their email. Otherwise they would have seen the warning to not get in the plane

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Android Bicyclist posted:

Elaine lost The Contest to George.

Let that sink in.

Yeah, but she was fantasizing about JFK Jr. Mange Mite is no JFK Jr.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Orkin Mang posted:

please no spoilers i just started season 2 :(

in season 5 george tries to rape elaine and it really changes the tone of the show for the rest of the series

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

criscodisco posted:

Yeah, but she was fantasizing about JFK Jr. Mange Mite is no JFK Jr.

Ive been compared to a lighter skinned taye diggs

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Gaunab posted:

in season 5 george tries to rape elaine and it really changes the tone of the show for the rest of the series

George is the audience insert character (for goons at least)

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Gaunab posted:

in season 5 george tries to rape elaine and it really changes the tone of the show for the rest of the series

in the butt no less

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Mange Mite posted:

Ive been compared to a lighter skinned taye diggs

Gross.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

:lol:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Elaine is legit hot milf in the VEEP show. She clearly takes care of herself

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I would definitely have sex with jukis leous dreyfuss as well, but only if she stayed in character as elaine benes. Wardrobe too, if possible

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
What kind of underwear do you think elaine wears

Somebody deleted that part of the wiki article

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i wanna slam bam right in her clam iykwim

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Seinfeld_panty_shots#Elaine_Benes

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
The other show she had, New Adventures of Old Christine, had some legit funny episodes, too. Also I hear her dad left her Louis-Dreyfus Energy and she's literally a billionaire now, but who knows.

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Mods: please fix the title of this thread to "i want to gently caress Elaine Benes". I want it to sound more serious and the contraction jist doesnt cut it

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