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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
GET OUT!
*shoves*

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
I hope she shoves me into bed

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

the frogg that say get out... was it elaine benez all along..

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
I want an orgy with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Andie MacDowell, that one woman who was in The Frighteners and any other brunette curly-haired mousy woman from the 90's I'm forgetting. I guess I just have a type.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Lol at this thread. Good poo poo

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

King Vidiot posted:

I want an orgy with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Andie MacDowell, that one woman who was in The Frighteners and any other brunette curly-haired mousy woman from the 90's I'm forgetting. I guess I just have a type.

:hfive:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

P-Mack posted:

please stop calling her benis

Elaine Bepis

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Mange Mite posted:

I want to draw back that curtain iykwim

She can keep the shoes on

Make sure to wear gloves when handling antiques

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
hot hispanic chica

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
It is not me who has been exposed, but you, for I have seen the nipple of your soul.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

criscodisco posted:

Old Christine certainly has more screen time in her bra, but she secretly wants to gently caress her brother and you've got to deal with Wanda Sykes hanging around all the time. Plus that borderline-retarded kid.

her brother was mad hot though, can you blame her

amusinginquiry
Nov 8, 2009

College Slice

I'd beep that veep

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

I liked when she thought that white dude she was dating was black and the white dude thought she was hispanic because here last names is Benes.

"You mean we're just a couple of white people?"

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams

JiveHonky posted:

Elaine Bepis

Young Freud
Nov 26, 2006


This but while loving.

I'm not sure if that would be good or bad.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i wanna gently caress the OP's mom --- oh wait I already did that :grin:

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.



King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Z99hbFsdI8

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

King Vidiot posted:

I want an orgy with Julia Louis-Dreyfuss, Andie MacDowell, that one woman who was in The Frighteners and any other brunette curly-haired mousy woman from the 90's I'm forgetting. I guess I just have a type.

I am guessing the third is either Marisa Tomei o r julianna margulies

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
you can't please elaine sexually if you don't know how to do the move

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it
And don't put a swirl on the end of it, that ruins the whole thing.

The Dregs
Dec 29, 2005

MY TREEEEEEEE!
She's all sinewy now. It's OK to pack about 10-15 lbs when you hit your 40's. Makes you look younger.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



can i put a bag over that dress instead of her head

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Gaunab posted:

you can't please elaine sexually if you don't know how to do the move

gonna need crib notes for this one

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

MiracleWhale posted:

can i put a bag over that dress instead of her head

The dress comes off...

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
No it doesn't, just hike it up

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

No it doesn't, just hike it up

Im gettin all boned up over here again unf

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

The Dregs posted:

She's all sinewy now. It's OK to pack about 10-15 lbs when you hit your 40's. Makes you look younger.

Some dudes like their broads all ropy and angular.

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves
Elaine was a horrible person, seriously, just -- why??

:jerry:

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Nooner posted:

i wanna gently caress the OP's mom --- oh wait I already did that :grin:

no you didnt, i was there, you came in your pants when you saw her 40X panties.

OP, elaine is hot and i will take sloppy seconds

Commie Lasorda
May 15, 2009

IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!
I wanna gingerly touch Elayne Boosler

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
this should be right up your alley, OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ha9RkRYq1Lc

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

Pudding Huxtable posted:

I wanna gingerly touch Elayne Boosler

You could spend hours just touching her nose.

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014

I watched that all the way to the end hoping for something

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

I don't get it. Meghan Trainor is beautiful, smart and rich and she gets nothing but poo poo from goons, but apparently this average looking frenchie from a dead comedy show is somehow the zenith of hotness. Goons are loving weird.





Am I going insane or something?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

kikkelivelho posted:

I don't get it. Meghan Trainor is beautiful, smart and rich and she gets nothing but poo poo from goons, but apparently this average looking frenchie from a dead comedy show is somehow the zenith of hotness. Goons are loving weird.



Am I going insane or something?

She fat.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

kikkelivelho posted:

I don't get it. Meghan Trainor is beautiful, smart and rich and she gets nothing but poo poo from goons, but apparently this average looking frenchie from a dead comedy show is somehow the zenith of hotness. Goons are loving weird.





Am I going insane or something?

One of them is a woman, the other a singing lab hamster. :shrug:

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.




:nws:http://i.imgur.com/LKGoZFK.gif :nws:

:gizz::gizz::gizz:

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bloodysabbath
May 1, 2004

OH NO!
Trainor has that not-skinny girl tryhard thing going on where she thinks she's a lot fatter than she is so she compensates by being alright with hair and makeup. She'd be fun for a bit.

She is also Beyoncé if every song was about how it's okay to be fat instead of how cool it is to be black. So dating the fat acceptance feminism jukebox would PROBABLY get old quick.

Like, I don't think Trainor is nearly as obese as some goons, but she clearly has a huge issue with her own weight and is trying to convince herself she doesn't. In 3-7 years she'll go under the knife, come out a babe, and begin the triumphant life change tabloid comeback part of the pop career cycle.

That's my hot take analysis on Fat Girl Beyoncé.

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