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Chippita
Jun 12, 2006

by Shine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gt2ba3R51aI

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/elton-john-says-he-fell-out-with-david-bowie-over-token-queen-comment-a6873271.html

Elton John posted:

“But the dignified way he handled his death, I mean, thank God. I knew he’d had a heart attack on stage in Berlin years ago, but not about the cancer. Everyone else take note of this: Bowie couldn’t have staged a better death. It was classy”.


http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/angie-bowie-says-ex-husband-7230049

Angie Bowie posted:

"I don't think anyone knew [he'd been unwell]. In fact let me take this opportunity to say I think... he staged his passing rather well.

Jack Steven is not David Bowie. David Bowie is not Jack Steven.

He just pretends to be him on TV.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUXp59NaNig

:tinfoil:

Chippita fucked around with this message at 06:28 on May 17, 2016

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
nobody notice that i started posting the day after I, i mean bowie "died"

Chippita
Jun 12, 2006

by Shine


Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
hes gone guys

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

Chinatown posted:

hes gone guys

Chippita
Jun 12, 2006

by Shine

Jesus posted:

hes gone guys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-JqH1M4Ya8

www
Aug 4, 2010

he is dead and he is burning in hell

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
I like to think he was a person and a artist and he had a lot of different hair styles and he was in movies with other people

He will be missed dearly

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Fiend posted:

I like to think he was a person and a artist and he had a lot of different hair styles and he was in movies with other people

He will be missed dearly

U act tough on the internet but I bet u wouldn't say that poo poo to his face.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

www posted:

he is dead and he is burning in hell

doing lots of kinky stuff with satan, or perhaps lady satan

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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he will live on as long as we remember him in our hearts, and continue to let flow our vital blood into the Bowiephet Crucible

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
The night before the news of Bowie's death I remembered jokingly saying to someone, "Wait, Isn't David Bowie dead?" in reference to a song by the Flaming Lips from years ago.

The next day I was listening to large playlist and Bowie had come on (Young Americans). That little clip plays where a lady sings "I read the news today, oh boy," and that's when I had a weird feeling and looked him up on my phone and, sure enough, he had officially died and it was all over the news.

Time may change me, but I can't change time.

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
Yeah it kinda freaked me out a bit but Bowie was a super groovy dude so I just rolled with it like an otherworldly DBowe had just smiled and winked and tossed a magic glass bubble-sphere my way.

That's my David Bowie story thanks for asking :coolfish:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Dinosaurmageddon posted:

The night before the news of Bowie's death I remembered jokingly saying to someone, "Wait, Isn't David Bowie dead?" in reference to a song by the Flaming Lips from years ago.

The next day I was listening to large playlist and Bowie had come on (Young Americans). That little clip plays where a lady sings "I read the news today, oh boy," and that's when I had a weird feeling and looked him up on my phone and, sure enough, he had officially died and it was all over the news.

Time may change me, but I can't change time.

Literally like 12 hours before the news broke I was saying to a coworker that he had really started to show his age recently and that his physical decline seemed really rapid and sudden, and then it turned out he had cancer, so I felt like I contributed to his death in that way

Chippita
Jun 12, 2006

by Shine

Heath posted:

Literally like 12 hours before the news broke I was saying to a coworker that he had really started to show his age recently and that his physical decline seemed really rapid and sudden, and then it turned out he had cancer, so I felt like I contributed to his death in that way

i literally said "he probably faked his death" when I saw the news.

then months later I see this jack steven interview and i felt completely validated.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9ZdAasjdb0&t=73s

but lets be real, David Bowie is dead. but if he wasn't, would you honestly know?

Chippita fucked around with this message at 10:30 on May 17, 2016

ProfessorMurder
Aug 27, 2003

I can wet the bed in the shape of Abraham Lincoln
Bowie is living happily in a secret location with other celebrities who faked their deaths. Somewhere out there is a wonderful place where Bowie, Elvis, Andy Kaufman, and Abe Vigoda are frolicking through the fields without a care in the world.

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Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Aliens did it

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