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Brag thread to brag about what you got. Got a new tattoo, fresh new shoe, took a nice poo, boxed a kangaroo, any brag will do. Wearing my brand new Hulk t-shirt I got at Target on Sunday. It was $12.99 and its pretty drat sweet! Some of you will be tempted to brag about what you did to OPs mom. Something so easily accomplished isn't really braggable but if that's all you got I wont judge you.
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I'm here to brag about my sense of blissful oneness at being above mere material possessions 
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May 17, 2016 18:05
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I slept with OPs dad and let me tell you it was pretty sweet 
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May 17, 2016 18:06
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i've had sex before and the woman said my penis was "cool"
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May 17, 2016 18:06
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Hell Yeah posted:i've had sex before and the woman said my penis was "cool" probably cos its all bone 
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May 17, 2016 18:06
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Kuato posted:I slept with OPs dad and let me tell you it was pretty sweet poo poo you found the loophole. (my dads anus)
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May 17, 2016 18:07
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i didn't kill myself this morning, maybe i'll keep this streak going all the way until tonight
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May 17, 2016 18:07
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Won over 200 euros at the poker table of the casino last night. Phil Ivey, you better watch your back 
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May 17, 2016 18:08
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Between my 2 albums I sold 120,000 copies.
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May 17, 2016 18:08
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I've got fuckin geodes comin out of my ears over here
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May 17, 2016 18:12
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MiracleWhale posted:I've got fuckin geodes comin out of my ears over here i love geodes! do you have any pics?
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May 17, 2016 18:14
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Just opened my very own personal line of credit
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May 17, 2016 18:14
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I got a battery I know, I know, I'll try to tone it down ...but I did also get a charger with it so
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May 17, 2016 18:17
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JiveHonky posted:i love geodes! do you have any pics?  the top geode is my strong, manly pair of geode-based bookends. the bottom geode is a dainty but sparkly geode with more feminine qualities. a woman brought the lady geode over to my house the other night and when she saw my man geode she practically swooned
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May 17, 2016 18:21
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I killed her for her geode as it's the final ingredient I need to summon the blood demon sanguinox
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May 17, 2016 18:21
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I once saw a bug that was THIS big!!!
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May 17, 2016 18:22
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MiracleWhale posted:
so cool. maybe cooler than my Hulk shirt.
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May 17, 2016 18:22
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Captain Yossarian posted:I once saw a bug that was THIS big!!! pleas dont exaggerate captain Y
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May 17, 2016 18:24
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I porked the OP's mom one time
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May 17, 2016 18:25
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quote:Some of you will be tempted to brag about what you did to OPs mom. Something so easily accomplished isn't really braggable but if that's all you got I wont judge you. Nooner posted:I porked the OP's mom one time I lied im judging u
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May 17, 2016 18:27
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Captain Yossarian posted:I once saw a bug that was THIS big!!! oh yeah!? well my big brother is THIS big and hes gonna step on it! 
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May 17, 2016 18:27
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I executed the no-wipe poop
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May 17, 2016 18:29
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JiveHonky posted:I lied im judging u I didnt read the OP
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May 17, 2016 18:29
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Nooner posted:I porked the OP's mom one time in the car?
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May 17, 2016 18:30
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Nooner posted:I didnt read the OP i know
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May 17, 2016 18:30
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Captain Yossarian posted:I once saw a bug that was THIS big!!! 
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May 17, 2016 18:30
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a bug? 
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May 17, 2016 18:32
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My super rad girlfriend is gonna come over later today we are probably gonna do some sex stuff it's gonna be cool
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May 17, 2016 18:33
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I bought something on ebay for $5 a few years ago, found it in my closet last week, and then immediately sold it for $150 on ebay.
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May 17, 2016 18:33
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I haven't taken a poo poo in 3 days.
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May 17, 2016 18:33
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Archer666 posted:I haven't taken a poo poo in 3 days. its normal to do this on vacation blah blah blah im not a whore blah blah
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May 17, 2016 18:34
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Some impressive brags... makes me wish i had bragged something better than what i did
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May 17, 2016 18:35
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JiveHonky posted:a bug? you're looking at the natural evolutionary endpoint of the XY chromosome. 2 million years from now human males will just be penises that women keep in a terrarium and shake in some steak pellets for dinner
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May 17, 2016 18:35
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I keep on getting raises at work even though I spend most of days shitposting on here.
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May 17, 2016 18:36
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I have a fetish for ginger girls
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May 17, 2016 18:37
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Wait that's not a brag
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May 17, 2016 18:37
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im white
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May 17, 2016 18:37
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paul_soccer10 posted:im white I'm Whitey Ford
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May 17, 2016 18:37
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paul_soccer10 posted:im white Windows 98 posted:Wait that's not a brag
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May 17, 2016 18:38
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I once got a fist bump from Gina Gershon.
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