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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Emergency GBS War Council
 
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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


 This "Alex" guy has been terrorizing GBS for far too long. I say it's about time we unite and wipe him off the face of the internet!

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

let me talk to him. he trusts me

Hmm...I don't know about that. For all we know, he could be leading you into a trap.

* # ¿ May 17, 2016 20:20
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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

a powerful synchronized megadump should do the trick.

I'm reinforcing my sphincter as we speak.

* # ¿ May 17, 2016 20:24
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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Our agent still hasn't reported in. We must assume he is dead, or worse.

That's it, then. Send in the calvary!

* # ¿ May 17, 2016 22:51
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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

Professor Shark posted:

The Sharks of Shark Rock stand ready to defend these forums



Excellent. You'll be leading our naval posting team.

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

rip_dare posted:

last time i did this (with caroline's blessing too boot) cops showed up at my door with NO LIGHTS ON and i seriously thought i was getting home invaded by the same doods that jacked me

nero gonna be uppity the more her husband gets insecure of me but thats expected she'll come out of it she just gets like flounder from the little mermaid when her plots dont work out perfect

id rather die than be grouped in with republicans nera jfc

Attention all security teams, hostiles have breached the compound!

* # ¿ May 17, 2016 23:37
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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

Rasta_Al posted:

I happily enlist, and I'm gonna ask what all of us soldiers are collectively thinkin'.....


When do we get to kill something?

Look in a mirror, private, and you'll figure it out.

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

HQ this is the operative, I'm in position to begin burrowing into the enemy snack depo.
Awaiting confirmation.

Operation Deepthroat is a go. How do you copy?

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

american_dare posted:

it doesnt matter if its a trap u fools war is a total crap shoot

lets say if jerry is a double agent or flat out betraying a person he isnt even close to online

is this gonna swing everything

WHO KNOWS

DOES KATE EVEN ABLE TO FOLLOW A GAME WITH TIMING OR IS IT ONLY FORUMS FOR HER

CHUMP DEFINITELY COULDNT

SO WHO THE gently caress COULD SHE EVEN LEARN THE SUPER HIGH LEVEL poo poo FROM

idk idc this is fun tho just like solitary confinement napz

You came here seeking to sow the seeds of doubt among us. You will find only bans and permas for you. Shitposters, w must strike back while he is weakened! Post!

* # ¿ May 18, 2016 19:57
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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014

Nooner posted:

I have a plan.

what if instead of making GBS threads our own pants ...... we poo poo in HIS pants

I believe the boys used to call this the "tactical insertion."

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


 :argh:


drat you, penis man!

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