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Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Tell your friends that you cherish them because some day they might stop calling if you are always apathetic and mean for no real reason. Also, don't torture animals.

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guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


What friends?

www
Aug 4, 2010

i dont have friends

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




www posted:

i dont have friends

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

www posted:

i dont have friends

The_Book_Of_Harry
Apr 30, 2013

E/N up in this piece

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

Windows 98 posted:

i dont have friends

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


what's in it for me?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i tried that OP and now im an al queda

sex idiot
Apr 25, 2016

from time to time you should pay a friend a compliment so that they can feel good about themselves. that's what friends are for, and be there for them when they need you most.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

sex idiot posted:

from time to time you should pay a friend a compliment so that they can feel good about themselves. that's what friends are for, and be there for them when they need you most.

good post dude

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

www posted:

i dont have friends

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Keg posted:

Tell your friends that you cherish them because some day they might stop calling if you are always apathetic and mean for no real reason.
keg you should have told me this ten years ago

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Friends are ghosts on Facebook that you contact every 2 years while drinking and never manage to phone when you're in town

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
don't forget to floss before you go to bed

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

Friends are ghosts on Facebook that you contact every 2 years while drinking and never manage to phone when you're in town
I used to look at phone numbers in my contacts list for a few minutes before deciding not to call but since I fell off a truck and broke my phone and lost my contacts I don't.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
A friend in need is a friend indeed is my motto

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
sometimes a friend might need a hug or a hand job

4outof5
Nov 10, 2003

Leader of the ULT Right.
Grabbing pussy since April 2, 1994

Kuato posted:

A friend in need is a friend indeed is my motto

A friend with weed is better,
A friend with breasts and all the rest,
A friend who's dressed in leather,

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
a friend with weed is a friend, indeed.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

amityville anus posted:

a friend with weed is a friend, indeed.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Oh good it's the gimmick where you pretend to be better than other people and imply that they are serial killers.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
gently caress you

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
solid advice OP

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Mange Mite posted:

Oh good it's the gimmick where you pretend to be better than other people and imply that they are serial killers.

everybody look out this guy is clearly on the Hannibal spectrum

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Keg posted:

Tell your friends that you cherish them because some day they might stop calling if you are always apathetic and mean for no real reason. Also, don't torture animals.

Thanks, I will. I lost a friend from being too mean a while ago and it wasnt the wake up call it should have been.. anyway Ill try to do better from now on, and thats a promise.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Luvcow posted:

sometimes a friend might need a hug or a hand job

Text me

Keg
Sep 22, 2014

Mange Mite posted:

Oh good it's the gimmick where you pretend to be better than other people and imply that they are serial killers.

Negative energy is very influential on the weak-minded, and hatred is considered to be contagious, even though it releases stress hormones and has a negative affect on the wellbeing of the hater.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

amityville anus posted:

a friend with weed is a friend, indeed.

a friend with weed is bette.... wait, no, poo poo

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
its a good policy in general. the old "golden rule" as they say. treat others like you would like to be treated. truer words have never been spoken.

the other part of that, i think, is "judge not lest ye be judged" which basically means the measure you judge others by is going to be used on you as well. i find that to be more constructive, personally, you loving shitheads

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

suck their dick before they suck yours

the golden rule

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Sit on it, chump

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!

dad gay. so what posted:

its a good policy in general. the old "golden rule" as they say. treat others like you would like to be treated. truer words have never been spoken.

the other part of that, i think, is "judge not lest ye be judged" which basically means the measure you judge others by is going to be used on you as well. i find that to be more constructive, personally, you loving shitheads

what if instead it was "judge lest ye not be judged" makes u think

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The Pony Incident posted:

what if instead it was "judge lest ye not be judged" makes u think

same difference if you have a brain

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


why bother? i can always spawn another from the friend vats

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

that's a good idea but my relationship with my father is awkward and does not lend itself to direct communication.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I agree with the theory and the sentiment.

Now, in practice, ooooooooh boy, haha, I'm not so good at it.

Keg
Sep 22, 2014
Don't forget to be nice to the people who care about you today!

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I joined ISIS and now I have a lot of friends

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Keg posted:

Don't forget to be nice to the people who care about you today!

i almost forgot. thanks for the reminder, OP! have a blessed day!

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