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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I normally sleep past noon. So, what do people usually do in the mornings?

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Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I normally sleep past noon. So, what do people usually do in the mornings?

I make breakfast and shower.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I normally sleep past noon. So, what do people usually do in the mornings?

all the good stuff happens in the mornings. poops, showers, rollin around on the ground. the best part of wakin up is folgers in your cup.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
we go to work you hobo pleeb

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
milk my cats

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i slowly begin pooping

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Putty posted:

we go to work you hobo pleeb


check your employment privilege

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER
Step outside and smell the lilacs!

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Putty posted:

we go to work you hobo pleeb

I'm at work at 7:00 am :smith:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Iron Crowned posted:

I'm at work at 7:00 am :smith:

hey there gradeschool baby

real men start work by 6am

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
real men saunter in around 8:20.

Cry Havoc
May 10, 2004

This cyberpunk cartoon avatar is pretty dang ol' good, I tell you what.
fall asleep on the toilet

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

hey there gradeschool baby

real men start work by 6am

Uh no unskilled manual labor works at 6am.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

notZaar posted:

Uh no unskilled manual labor works at 6am.

Uh no actually I work in an office and make my own schedule. It's pretty fuckin sweet

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

bradzilla posted:

Uh no actually I work in an office and make my own schedule. It's pretty fuckin sweet

You choose to work 6-2? You crazy.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

notZaar posted:

You choose to work 6-2? You crazy.

Morning person :shrug:

oh and I loving loathe rush hour traffic

Curdy Lemonstan
Jan 25, 2012

by zen death robot
Congratulations, you are now my dad.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
i spemd a lot of time contemplating the potential merits of a justice system that allows for the summary execution of slow left-lane drivers

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
immediately return to your computer desk to play computer game, take your daily vitamins while the game loads

Moltke
May 13, 2009
rub one out and start the day off right

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I wake up every day at 06.30, prepare breakfast for my kids and get ready, wake them up at 07.30 and drop them off at 08.15. Then I'm at the office at 08.30 and at night, I post images of the cool dog on the internet with friends.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Minimalist Program posted:

I wake up every day at 06.30, prepare breakfast for my kids and get ready, wake them up at 07.30 and drop them off at 08.15. Then I'm at the office at 08.30 and at night, I post images of the cool dog on the internet with friends.

That dog is fuckin rad.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Anderron Shi posted:

That dog is fuckin rad.

*nods furiuosly*

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



There's ways to go to sleep forever, op

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Business Gorillas posted:

There's ways to go to sleep forever, op

Haha yeah and it's called reading this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=148279 haha ah ah ah aha

e: for those who, like me, do not have plat: that's a link to Business Gorillas' post history of posts.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
youre supposed to insult bad posters with that burn instead of good ones

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



I haven't been owned this hard for months. :vince::vince::vince:

Moltke
May 13, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

There's ways to go to sleep forever, op

tavern forever?

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Putty posted:

youre supposed to insult bad posters with that burn instead of good ones

It's not an insult and I know that business gorilla is a cool enough guy that he can appreciate the craftsmanship of a good burn without taking it personally.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
dont tell that to enfield

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I've pooped a couple times this morning and I went to the grocery store and there were a lot of old black people there. I guess that's who are up in the morning.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



It's a good think I was already on the toilet when I read that post

(You can notice when I'm on the toilet because my phone autocorrects my grammar)

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

The only thing I've ever done before noon is consider suicide.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Minimalist Program posted:

Haha yeah and it's called reading this: http://forums.somethingawful.com/query.php?action=posthistory&userid=148279 haha ah ah ah aha

e: for those who, like me, do not have plat: that's a link to Business Gorillas' post history of posts.

That loving :iceburn: though :vince:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Anderron Shi posted:

That loving :iceburn: though :vince:

it was pretty weak actually

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
don't sleep, op

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm watching The Price Is Right


This is the only perk of being awake before noon

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Bids are 700 799 1300 1250


Why the gently caress did the last guy bid 1250

V. poor strategy.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Bids are 700 799 1300 1250


Why the gently caress did the last guy bid 1250

V. poor strategy.

Seriously?Holy poo poo

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Sound
Oct 18, 2004


uh smoke weed OP

this also applies if you sleep till noon

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