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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Weed is for losers

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Moltke
May 13, 2009

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Weed is for losers

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

What about jimson weed? That always spices up an early morning!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
OP have you tried punching yourselph in the stomach

Try it now

And again.

Once more.

Now get a framing hammer, lay your testicles on the counter and beat them until you black out from the pain.


I will post further instructions when you regain your senses.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

rub one out, fall back asleep

rinse

repeat

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot

Ein cooler Typ posted:

I normally sleep past noon. So, what do people usually do in the mornings?

if I have to go to Walmart for something I like to do it early because it's empty then

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

City of Tampa posted:

if I have to go to Walmart for something I like to do it early because it's empty then

That can be dangerous, the olds wake up at like 5 and wander Wal Mart from about 6-11, often clogging up entire aisles for 5-10 minutes at a time.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
go get some loving taco bell u idiot OP!!!!!!

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
I woke up at 4am, 1979 and have been living the dream ever since.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
OP have u tried backing your rear end up a wall and peeing in your own mouth?

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

OctoberBlues posted:

That can be dangerous, the olds wake up at like 5 and wander Wal Mart from about 6-11, often clogging up entire aisles for 5-10 minutes at a time.

The worst is when you're trying to leave, and one old is in front of you, and sees another old they know on the way in. Then they have to stop and talk to each other about old things.

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Fat old guy won an Xbox One but epically hosed up in his pricing game

Dog treats are expensive, man

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Fat old guy won an Xbox One but epically hosed up in his pricing game

Dog treats are expensive, man

I've just discovered that the Price is Right isn't on here for another half an hour so please use spoiler tags instead of ruining everything for me, thx.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Fat old guy won an Xbox One but epically hosed up in his pricing game

Dog treats are expensive, man

I'm not sure if you could count that as a "win."

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Ein cooler Typ posted:

Fat old guy won an Xbox One but epically hosed up in his pricing game

Dog treats are expensive, man

UH actually, seeing as how they called the third Xbox the Xbox One and it has the wrong kind of RAM, that would hardly qualify as a win in my book :smug:

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