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You gotta love that Nazi logic. "You're an Irishman here for the race, we got into a barfight because I was hitting on the girl in the bar who came with you, I shot out your tire during the race because you were winning, and you went and trashed my car because of that. YOU MUST BE AN ENGLISH SPY! "
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# ? May 25, 2016 21:46 |
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That gun is the WW2 equivalent of giant swords and spiky armour.
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# ? May 25, 2016 21:48 |
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Derek Barona posted:You gotta love that Nazi logic. "You're an Irishman here for the race, we got into a barfight because I was hitting on the girl in the bar who came with you, I shot out your tire during the race because you were winning, and you went and trashed my car because of that. YOU MUST BE AN ENGLISH SPY! " It's pretty obvious Skylar is the actual english spy, too. Also, such a secret facility with its giant, lit up SS runes! Private Wyatt put it best in The New Order: "You see, the best part about Nazis is they really are very stupid." Night10194 fucked around with this message at 21:57 on May 25, 2016 |
# ? May 25, 2016 21:52 |
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Derek Barona posted:You gotta love that Nazi logic. "You're an Irishman here for the race, we got into a barfight because I was hitting on the girl in the bar who came with you, I shot out your tire during the race because you were winning, and you went and trashed my car because of that. YOU MUST BE AN ENGLISH SPY! "
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# ? May 25, 2016 23:23 |
via Imgflip Meme Maker I do not apologize.
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# ? May 26, 2016 01:46 |
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MODS?!
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# ? May 26, 2016 02:14 |
Jobbo_Fett posted:MODS?! You made the joke. I supplied the punchline. I'm actually disappointed the text covers his Iron Cross. Also disappointed that "Nazi Furry" is such a bountiful Google search term.
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# ? May 26, 2016 02:19 |
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Dareon posted:Fun fact: It's entirely possible during the intro mission (e: While running around with Luc) to go off-script and unlock a perk that gives the Aurora a set of mounted machine guns. You can blow Dierker to poo poo instead of racing normally. It nets you a game over, but at least with a unique description. The Announcer during my game, mentioned someone's staff car with the license plate 1,4,Reich, has their lights on.
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# ? May 26, 2016 02:34 |
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Scalding Coffee posted:You do see the ending by killing Dierker, then the game thinks someone sabotaged the race and you have to restart. The repeating lines from the announcer was the game's attempt at telling me it was going to screw with my cutscenes. chitoryu12 posted:I'm actually disappointed the text covers his Iron Cross. Also disappointed that "Nazi Furry" is such a bountiful Google search term. Furry culture brings up a lot of questions, none of which I want answered.
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# ? May 26, 2016 02:40 |
Also, when Sean was climbing the facade of the Nazi building all I could think of was the end of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was imagining him carrying Jules slung over his shoulder, shaking his fist and roaring at the Nazis below.
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:00 |
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chitoryu12 posted:Also, when Sean was climbing the facade of the Nazi building all I could think of was the end of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. I was imagining him carrying Jules slung over his shoulder, shaking his fist and roaring at the Nazis below. Well now I'm just picturing Sean in fishnets. And cursing my lack of artistic expertise. Jobbo_Fett posted:Furry culture brings up a lot of questions, none of which I want answered. Paging Literal Nazi Furry to the thread, Literal Nazi Furry to the thread please.
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:06 |
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Dareon posted:Well now I'm just picturing Sean in fishnets. And cursing my lack of artistic expertise. Sean in drag would've been fun DLC.
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:22 |
Jobbo_Fett posted:Sean in drag would've been fun DLC. The nude DLC should have been entirely gender neutral.
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:25 |
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chitoryu12 posted:The nude DLC should have been entirely gender neutral. Sean in assless chaps. Y/N?
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:28 |
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chitoryu12 posted:The nude DLC should have been in this LP. Dierker's gloves during the factory scene had swastikas on them. That seems excessive and they didn't give off the red aura.
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:40 |
I had difficulty finding appropriate shots of assless chaps or the finale of Rocky Horror in good quality on YouTube, so this is the best I could do on short notice.
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:47 |
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Scalding Coffee posted:Yes. merchandising Merchandising MERCHANDISING
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:49 |
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chitoryu12 posted:
Should be captioned "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Furry!"
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# ? May 26, 2016 03:52 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Should be captioned Seriously, how did you miss that one?
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# ? May 27, 2016 00:19 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Seriously, how did you miss that one? I'm not a furry.
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# ? May 27, 2016 00:42 |
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nine-gear crow posted:Seriously, how did you miss that one? Because the relevant part of the actual quote is "ein fuhrer" (I do not care enough to give that proper capitalization or diacritical marks), making furry an actual play on words instead of just a random word dropped in?
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# ? May 27, 2016 04:02 |
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We've gone too deep. Pull out.
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# ? May 27, 2016 04:05 |
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Going past full Hitler.
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# ? May 27, 2016 04:52 |
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If we keep going we can get to Double Hitler.
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# ? May 27, 2016 05:16 |
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Considering this game, we shouldn't even go semi-Hitler. If we want full Hitler, I should start a Sniper Elite thread LP
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# ? May 27, 2016 05:25 |
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Mods?! Jobbo_Fett posted:MODS?! lol, thread is going places, Jobbo. can't wait for the next update!
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# ? May 27, 2016 06:28 |
Jobbo_Fett posted:If we want full Hitler, I should start a Sniper Elite thread LP
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# ? May 27, 2016 11:51 |
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You guys are dead-set on making mad RAD references, aren't you? I only got around to playing the Saboteur until after Just Cause 2 released. I don't believe it's an understatement that I received a truly comprehensive explosive hucking open world experience (red is bad in both games too!). Rico Rodriguez and Sean Devlin would make an excellent team, if not united by a love of explosions then by a tendency to spout one liners.
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# ? May 27, 2016 18:03 |
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Started playing this again. I'm still pretty amazed that it was only as recently as 2009 when a game could release with a protagonist that shouts "Feckin' Poofters!" and "What are you? A retard?" I completely forgot about that.
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# ? May 27, 2016 18:09 |
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WhiskeyWhiskers posted:Started playing this again. I'm still pretty amazed that it was only as recently as 2009 when a game could release with a protagonist that shouts "Feckin' Poofters!" and "What are you? A retard?" You're right, this game does need a sequel.
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# ? May 28, 2016 00:23 |
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Seyser Koze posted:You're right, this game does need a sequel. 1943, Amsterdam. The second world war has been raging for 4 years, most of which the Dutch have spent under German rule. Rick Steel, the son of a Portuguese mother and an American father, finds himself threatened with execution once more by the local SS soldiers. As he sits on his bed, planning his escape, a fat, balding guard walks by. "I can't wait to see you in line!" He quips, knowing full well that Rick will be standing in front of a firing squad. As the guard proceeds out of sight, the sound of his footsteps begin to fade and then, for a moment, seem to double. Seconds later, the body of the guard lays slumped on the floor. Rick began to rise from his bed, just as a figure appeared, a key already poised to unlock the door. "Ah, are you the American?" Rick nodded his agreement. "Good, come with me, we're getting you out of here. And try to be quiet." And then they go blow up everything and everyone in Amsterdam and play horrible minigames in the heart of the red light district. Rated R, Developed by _____________________ and Published by EA Pay me.
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# ? May 28, 2016 01:10 |
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Alternate-History Berlin where you are part of a splinter group of Germans trying to end hostilities through nefarious means. Work with other groups, or betray them to throw off the police, and eliminate high-ranking officials in an attempt to weaken German leadership. Final mission includes killing (Mecha) Hitler (with 2 chainguns) in a cooky spin on "Operation Valkyrie". Where and when would your "The Saboteur" sequel take place, thread?
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# ? May 28, 2016 01:20 |
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My Saboteur would take place in an alternate reality where advanced, current-day jets existed, and you were fighting a super advanced nation with unprecedented military and technological might, and could just crap out superweapons, and as you aim to push them back, you face off against said superweapons in frantic dogfights or tunnel runs. Yessiree, that'd be ideal.
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# ? May 28, 2016 01:34 |
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Spain, mid 1940 - it's a largely unexplored part of the war. And since they were ostensibly a neutral(-ish), you could get away with having a Brit/American/Irishman/Frenchman/etc. Intercept supplies being exported to the Axis, stage cross-border raids into Vichy France, vex German intelligence operatives and work to make sure Franco doesn't enter the war fully.
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# ? May 28, 2016 01:34 |
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Tempest_56 posted:Spain, mid 1940 - it's a largely unexplored part of the war. And since they were ostensibly a neutral(-ish), you could get away with having a Brit/American/Irishman/Frenchman/etc. Intercept supplies being exported to the Axis, stage cross-border raids into Vichy France, vex German intelligence operatives and work to make sure Franco doesn't enter the war fully. I really love this idea. ACES CURE PLANES posted:My Saboteur would take place in an alternate reality where advanced, current-day jets existed, and you were fighting a super advanced nation with unprecedented military and technological might, and could just crap out superweapons, and as you aim to push them back, you face off against said superweapons in frantic dogfights or tunnel runs. Revolutionize the "Ravine Run" that gamers are clamoring for.
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# ? May 28, 2016 01:38 |
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Yugoslavian partisan simulator 2016.
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# ? May 28, 2016 02:42 |
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1940s Poland. Part 1 is blowing up Nazi assets. Part 2 is blowing up Soviet assets.
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# ? May 28, 2016 03:59 |
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ACES CURE PLANES posted:My Saboteur would take place in an alternate reality where advanced, current-day jets existed, and you were fighting a super advanced nation with unprecedented military and technological might, and could just crap out superweapons, and as you aim to push them back, you face off against said superweapons in frantic dogfights or tunnel runs. It'll never work.
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# ? May 28, 2016 04:14 |
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Given that part of the fun of the game is strapping dynamite to infrastructure as a drunken lout while still ostensibly maintaining the moral high ground, how about a fictionalization of Battle of Blair Mountain-era labor conflicts in which you play a wobbly coal miner sabotaging corporate property while fighting lawmen, scabs, and pinkertons? I suppose the ending would be a bummer.
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Scalding Coffee posted:1940s Poland. Part 1 is blowing up Nazi assets. Part 2 is blowing up Soviet assets. Plus it's a great-looking city with lots of landmarks to blow up. anilEhilated fucked around with this message at 11:33 on May 28, 2016 |
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# ? May 28, 2016 11:30 |