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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
want one ?

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
How good are you with your hands?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

email me

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


they deserve a kick in the dick

www
Aug 4, 2010

hug me

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Yes.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Malinois posted:

they deserve a kick in the dick

Need and deserve are two different things

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


No hugs, but could you gentle blow on my b-hole?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Hug my wiener with your unlubed butthole

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Luna posted:

No hugs, but could you gentle blow on my b-hole?

No one is going to do this.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Hug my drat balls with you mouth, OP

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

Luna posted:

No hugs, but could you gentle blow on my b-hole?

img=a picture ofthe girl from the taco ad saying "why not both?" it also has the actor man in it danny trejo

Luna
May 31, 2001

A hand full of seeds and a mouthful of dirt


noctambulous nebab posted:

No one is going to do this.

OK then, how about you just stare at it with love in your eyes?

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

Luna posted:

OK then, how about you just stare at it with love in your eyes?

I'll look at it if you show it to me

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
you cut to the truth of me inri

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'd rather be dead than allow you to touch me.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i got a hug once

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Actually I sincerely want a hug from a man.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Minimalist Program posted:

Actually I sincerely want a hug from a man.

I can tell you've never felt the touch of a real man and never will.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Minimalist Program posted:

Actually I sincerely want a hug from a man.

:glomp:

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Minimalist Program posted:

Actually I sincerely want a hug from a man.

God drat thats a sharp avvy.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

E Equals MC Hammer posted:

God drat thats a sharp avvy.

Back 2 the Future Cool Dog is the best av

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

It's been a long week at work, and I would not mind a good hug.

Black Baby Goku
Apr 2, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I'll look at anyone's dick if they want to PM me it or post in the thread

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

It's been a long week at work, and I would not mind a good hug.

It's only Wednesday afternoon.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010

I.N.R.I posted:

want one ?

what if I start getting a boner ? it's not like you can control it and after years of not being touched, well.....you know



better stay unhugged than risk such a social faux-pas :smith:

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
I was in a public toilet earlier this week and I looked over to the toilet paper dispenser and etched directly above it was a sort of poem

Our asses have graced the same seat
that makes us butt brothers
Embrace me brother!

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

is it better to give or receive?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Still waitin on that hug, op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Wow first you tell me we will be together forever and now you're just going around handing out hugs like their nothing?!

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

notZaar posted:

It's only Wednesday afternoon.

Yeah.

Yeah :(

Hrist
Feb 21, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
Please hug Hrist. But not one of those really close ones or anything. You and I are not ready for that step yet.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Decebal posted:

what if I start getting a boner ? it's not like you can control it and after years of not being touched, well.....you know



better stay unhugged than risk such a social faux-pas :smith:

ACtually, a boner is just a hug that your groin wants to give.

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011


:rant:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Minimalist Program posted:

ACtually, a boner is just a hug that your groin wants to give.

american_dare
May 18, 2016

by Lowtax

I.N.R.I posted:

want one ?

some pinoy retard told me dont cry dry ur eye and i said same 2 u

hope she feels that way now as well

we all gotta pay 4 our sins sometime etc :-D

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

american_dare posted:

some pinoy retard told me dont cry dry ur eye and i said same 2 u

hope she feels that way now as well

we all gotta pay 4 our sins sometime etc :-D

i think that was Slick Rick

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
No thanks, I'm a germaphobe.

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I'm not really comfortable with skin-on-skin contact but it'd be great if you could like my statuses on facebook and you know it wouldn't kill you to streetpass my ds once in a while

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