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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lowtax can I be an admin I promise I will work diligently to ban all the dare re-regs and definitely wouldnt abuse my power

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noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
tl;dr but I like the forums and would appreciate if they stayed running

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

sorry, i know richard needs his candy but i'm broke atm

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

*snorts "LOWTAX" spelled out in cocaine off of a monitor displaying yospos*

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
One time someone sent me a message on youtube that was several thousand words about how 9/11 was a hoax.

That's my story, thanks for reading.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i have a medium satchel of drugs here and all you have to do for it is make anime a bannable offense :twisted:

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

Nooner posted:

lowtax can I be an admin I promise I will work diligently to ban all the dare re-regs and definitely wouldnt abuse my power

dare contributes a lot to lowtax's drug habit these days

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
The only drug Lowtax is addicted to is whatever combination of hormones floods the male brain when they have a child, Lowtax is a breeder boy, he is crazy for polyprogenitorship

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

VendaGoat posted:

Orally or anally?

yes

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Sheep-Goats posted:

The only drug Lowtax is addicted to is whatever combination of hormones floods the male brain when they have a child, Lowtax is a breeder boy, he is crazy for polyprogenitorship

I am a man not going my own way. A DRUGGED man.

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003

glowing-fish posted:

Have you considered switching to DXM from the Dollar Tree? For five dollars, you can buy 675 mg of DXM, which is a pretty solid trip, and have two dollars left over for either an Arizona Ice Tea and jumbo box of cookies, for steadying your nerves during the come down, or a Spider-Man coloring book and crayons, for something to do while high?

Which dollar tree product contains 675mg dxm?

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

VendaGoat posted:

Orally or anally?

The key is to take them rear end to mouth.

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

hey lowtax that alex guy is posting again RIGHT NOW

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Can I just donate the drugs directly? I have some Tylenol!

heffsay
Mar 5, 2013
I think his drug of choice is probably ambien.

I like immodium, personally.

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

nothing like a Drug high, am i right? you just haven't lived till you've tried Drug

american_dare
May 18, 2016

by Lowtax

Nooner posted:

lowtax can I be an admin I promise I will work diligently to ban all the dare re-regs and definitely wouldnt abuse my power

dials 1800 glamour pussy

DO THE LABIAS MATCH THO?????

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
lowtax when we do a forums Intervention do you prefer to meet with Jeff, Candy or one of the other Interventionists?

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Lowtax often drives the streets of the South thinking to himself that all of these children in trees, on lawns, on porches, or laying dead on the highway could have, nay, should have been of his own seed

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



hey taxman i used to work with a guy who used to be a smurf in the cincinnati area since it was really easy to buy claritin d from the different pharmacies in the tri-state area (KY, OH, & IN)

if you're ever in cincinnati start shouting for either corey or jason and if an small tan guy with blonde hair perks up tell him the gorilla man sent ya

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Lowtax, if you need money you should start doing gay porn / prostitution. Sucking a D will net at least $20 and you can use the alias Blowtax.

:forkbomb:

You're welcome.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp
Have you read GBS...ON WEED???

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

dad gay. so what posted:

hey lowtax that alex guy is posting again RIGHT NOW

lets all tackle him and suck his dick so everyone thinks he's gay

sincx
Jul 13, 2012

furiously masturbating to anime titties
Seriously though, how are the forum finances?

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot
And so the freaks of the world fall in line.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
Lowtax, offer the CNST t-shirt again and I promise you, I promise you, you'll be able to buy $17 more of drugs.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Sheep-Goats posted:

Lowtax often drives the streets of the South thinking to himself that all of these children in trees, on lawns, on porches, or laying dead on the highway could have, nay, should have been of his own seed

I lol'd

l0wt4x
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax
richard my consent form says i can not use bots and i dont want this account permabanned i get pizza in nyc is expensive etc

please gently caress off and come onyuppie ircagain so i can show u pictures of my vagina etc

l0wt4x
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax
and by that i mean apologize to athena for all the hate she probably got from false flag attacks by people from maxogc claiming to be me

i only went out of myway to gently caress with her twice on her own forum but obviously my name went viral and ppl used it and she got fed up and took it herself

good for her [bold]


also her e-bf aaron from australia or watever is moving to america and does more roids than naptown me and mark combined

hereminds me of $hocker from all my teams who is now in prison or something for meth trafficking :(

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I think that something went wrong, I dont seem to have the little red admin star yet :confused:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

l0wt4x posted:

richard my consent form says i can not use bots and i dont want this account permabanned i get pizza in nyc is expensive etc

please gently caress off and come onyuppie ircagain so i can show u pictures of my vagina etc

thanks for blowing my cover idiot. you suck at espionage

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
lowtax

please smoke a weed tia

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



im kind of surprised the username l0wt4x wasn't already taken, tbh

l0wt4x
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

thanks for blowing my cover idiot. you suck at espionage

LOL OWNED MOTHER gently caress REAL TALK

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



That Robot posted:

lowtax

please smoke a weed tia

*opens trenchcoat filled with dandelions and ragweed*
*sneezes, causing the dandelion seeds to scatter to the wind*

NO! MY LIFE SAVINGS!!!

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

IT TURNS ALL YOUR BAD FEELINGS INTO HAPPY FEELINGS, YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS DEWEY.

l0wt4x
May 17, 2016

by Lowtax

Business Gorillas posted:

im kind of surprised the username l0wt4x wasn't already taken, tbh

it was reserved for a long long time but not used. i bought it in like 02 or 03 and then never used it

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
I did not read the OP but I bought this rad dog as an AV two days ago so please dont use my CC info to doxx me, Richard.

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

i'm gonna pay to change lowtax to hightax because he is high. on drugs. but im pretty sure i cannot actually do this because lowtax would not allow it

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Business Gorillas posted:

*opens trenchcoat filled with dandelions and ragweed*
*sneezes, causing the dandelion seeds to scatter to the wind*

NO! MY LIFE SAVINGS!!!

looks like you sowed the seeds of your own demise :smugmrgw:

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