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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

epsilon-6 posted:

Do you have a job/prospects outside of SA? Like writing comedy for tv or something?
I once assembled a grill

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welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

Lowtax posted:

I once assembled a grill

was it a hot grill

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

tomstuart posted:

was it a hot grill

If it was a dental grill he might have a future in elective dentistry

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I heard videogames are a type of drug.

Please do some "Let's Plays" of you doing drugs.

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Give me admin powers And I'll ban everyone I don't like (no one). I'm sorry to hear about your crippling LadyAmbien addiction Lowtax.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
Frankly I was expecting this

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

King of Bees posted:

Give me admin powers And I'll ban everyone I don't like (no one). I'm sorry to hear about your crippling LadyAmbien addiction Lowtax.

well idk wtf is going on but if u did pick athena and she is the same athena i had observed but chose not to get to know because (lol gently caress homelan federation) then u picked pretty dang g00d and gently caress the grifters

but i mean it really depends on her comprehension level this time because she can be really really viciously ban happy (but has just cause against neo nazis litterally stalking her using my name, so good for her)

loving chumpz etc

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

penis man posted:

well idk wtf is going on but if u did pick athena and she is the same athena i had observed but chose not to get to know because (lol gently caress homelan federation) then u picked pretty dang g00d and gently caress the grifters

but i mean it really depends on her comprehension level this time because she can be really really viciously ban happy (but has just cause against neo nazis litterally stalking her using my name, so good for her)

loving chumpz etc

gently caress off

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Doing drugs is OK and cool tbh, and if I owned a wildly popular comedy forum on the intertubes you'd better believe I'd be deep inhaling all sorts of smack, crim-cram, jimminies, drumbles, scifi, etc

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





jesus gently caress how is Dare still going :eyepoop:

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nation posted:

gently caress off

question

were u the tall guy with e the tribal tattoos in the court room TWICE that looked like some lawyer/vice dood

if not please post ur pic dan (cuz i have seen yakmans whole body and i like to be an objective judge of ppl who gossip about me)

also

doomtrain u loving sucked at shifter

i tried to teach u

i tried to teach u feminism

i taught feminism

i taught intersectionality

i taught trans rights and black rights and all that poo poo when it just DIDNT EXIST IN PUBLIC INTERNET

even communism and socialism (which i view as stepping stones to peace)

whatd u do (even tho ur a year older than me LOL)

U COPIED

COPY COPY COY

FRENCH CANADIAN NOOBIE NEO NAZI RETARD THIS IS Y LIX AND FETT SAY THEY JUST DONT KNOW U AND CANADIAN LF WAS hosed

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

nectmoubulous nebob posted:

question

were u the tall guy with e the tribal tattoos in the court room TWICE that looked like some lawyer/vice dood

if not please post ur pic dan (cuz i have seen yakmans whole body and i like to be an objective judge of ppl who gossip about me)

also

doomtrain u loving sucked at shifter

i tried to teach u

i tried to teach u feminism

i taught feminism

i taught intersectionality

i taught trans rights and black rights and all that poo poo when it just DIDNT EXIST IN PUBLIC INTERNET

even communism and socialism (which i view as stepping stones to peace)

whatd u do (even tho ur a year older than me LOL)

U COPIED

COPY COPY COY

FRENCH CANADIAN NOOBIE NEO NAZI RETARD THIS IS Y LIX AND FETT SAY THEY JUST DONT KNOW U AND CANADIAN LF WAS hosed

:eyepop:

guns for tits
Dec 25, 2014


Cowman posted:

jesus gently caress how is Dare still going :eyepoop:

I don't know, man. Maybe he'll get a stroke or something and stop posting.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Cowman posted:

jesus gently caress how is Dare still going :eyepoop:

Lowtax really ought to think about switching payment processers

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I hope he's not still trying to do chargebacks and if they are I hope they're not successful. Lowtax needs his drugs

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Cowman posted:

jesus gently caress how is Dare still going :eyepoop:

the mods:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ju4-bw3a48E

Klimpy Borf
Oct 22, 2010

penis man posted:

question

were u the tall guy with e the tribal tattoos in the court room TWICE that looked like some lawyer/vice dood

if not please post ur pic dan (cuz i have seen yakmans whole body and i like to be an objective judge of ppl who gossip about me)

also

doomtrain u loving sucked at shifter

i tried to teach u

i tried to teach u feminism

i taught feminism

i taught intersectionality

i taught trans rights and black rights and all that poo poo when it just DIDNT EXIST IN PUBLIC INTERNET

even communism and socialism (which i view as stepping stones to peace)

whatd u do (even tho ur a year older than me LOL)

U COPIED

COPY COPY COY

FRENCH CANADIAN NOOBIE NEO NAZI RETARD THIS IS Y LIX AND FETT SAY THEY JUST DONT KNOW U AND CANADIAN LF WAS hosed

What is with this loving guy?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
i will send you a birthday card and $20 where do i send it sweet heart

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

i notice john has ditched you on this one

apparently u have 5 days to figure ur poo poo out (but i know ualready have and this is an act HL:KEAGJAN SCHIZO UR AN ALIEN VAMPIRE NO U R THE ALIEN VAMPIRE)

personallyi m just happy no air bags were deployed tho it wuld have been cooler to see u work out with tom as he actually was a human and cried in abar infront of gram and i about what happened before moving to thailand

gfg

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Fishy Joe posted:

i will send you a birthday card and $20 where do i send it sweet heart

p00kie@gmail.com or something i4get

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

dox

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Maybe if we stop replying he will get bored.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I'll never be bored of Lowtax's drug stories

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
We should have a Goonmeet, that's secretly an intervention. And then Lowtax shows up and is all "Hey wait, what are all my dear, dear friends doing here?". And then we tell him it's an intervention, and he tries to leave, and then we beat the living snot out of him while his children sob in the corner.

I mean, it worked with the first guy that ran Something Awful, who we must never speak of.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*

Windows 98 posted:

Maybe if we stop replying he will get bored.

this only serves to further his delusions. im sure he thinks when no one replies we are just avoiding the mad truth bombshell!!! he just dropped. he really should be institutionalized

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

the cd tray keeps spitting my card back out im not sure that an email will work babe

City of Tampa
May 6, 2007

by zen death robot
just let him post, he's part of the atmosphere of GBS now.

plus he doesn't really do anything bad except say crazy gibberish, and we have several whole forums dedicated to exactly that so it's kind of hypocritical to ban him for it

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

City of Tampa posted:

just let him post, he's part of the atmosphere of GBS now.

plus he doesn't really do anything bad except say crazy gibberish, and we have several whole forums dedicated to exactly that so it's kind of hypocritical to ban him for it

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Fishy Joe posted:

the cd tray keeps spitting my card back out im not sure that an email will work babe

LOL


u need to try a different route dood :p

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Lowtax posted:

Come on folks, buy more poo poo already, I really need a hit (of drugs (the drugs that I do))!!!



gently caress off junkie

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Grody posted:

gently caress off junkie

tigerman died with calfornia in his heart but at least he showed a hot girl that she was better off with a black dood and gave another man a book on how to mantrap gl hf in the future im dead tell tokyo, heist and sparklez say hi

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

penis man posted:

tigerman died with calfornia in his heart but at least he showed a hot girl that she was better off with a black dood and gave another man a book on how to mantrap gl hf in the future im dead tell tokyo, heist and sparklez say hi

Oh word?

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
Considering the amount of stalkers Lowtax has if he ever gets a legitimate job his employer will get a million phone calls from schizophrenics day 1

MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
lowtax I can help by coming over and doing some of the drugs, so you're less likely to overdose

also I love babies (in the not gross way) so I will hold the baby if you want

I won't do so much drug that I can't hold a baby

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
All of these drugs are tearing our family apart

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

these drugs are making me thirsty

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

these drugs are making me thirsty

Please stop you're making me worried

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

these drugs are making me worried!

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

the only drug lowtax is taking is the drug of friendship.

friendship with his drugs, that is

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Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

DrCornelius posted:

What is with this loving guy?

His posts are a series of OTPs for government ciphers. Somewhere out there is a top secret document that, when overlaid correctly with a bunch of semi-random schizophrenic rants about old PC game forum drama, becomes the coordinates of all of our secret bases.

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