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Tuxedo Gin posted:we should add p. rico and guam some bully country like China just gonna come over and knock em all over the place and make us play 52 pickup
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:30 |
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gently caress Guam, it's an air field and dirt.
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:31 |
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Puertoricans are too swarthy to be real Americans Although if if PR becomes a state, maybe we can kick out Texas so flag doesn't change?
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:31 |
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PR pride gently caress America! Why yes I'll take this social security and enlist in the Marine Corps and move to New York lol why would I live in Puerto Rico? Have you ever been?
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:31 |
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where do you think the dreaded affliction rear end rabies came from. thats right puerto rico
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:33 |
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JiveHonky posted:where do you think the dreaded affliction rear end rabies came from. thats right puerto rico i got it and they had to put my rear end down and give everyone who it had bitten a shot
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:37 |
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Well they are a bit darker than normal americans so we cant have that can we.
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:56 |
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If you've ever been to PR you know that it smells like old socks and cabbage all the time and the people are rude. I once fought a bear in PR and it lost, but was very unsportsmanlike and I feel that should count against them wanting to be a state. Thank you.
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# ? May 18, 2016 20:59 |
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Big Beef City posted:If you've ever been to PR you know that it smells like old socks and cabbage all the time and the people are rude. was this bear on bear or are you more of a twink
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:00 |
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I don't think that's any of your business frankly
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:03 |
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MiracleWhale posted:i got it and they had to put my rear end down and give everyone who it had bitten a shot i would never put your rear end down :bigtran:
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:06 |
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Big Beef City posted:gently caress Guam, it's an air field and dirt. yeah but so are texas and nevada at least guam is a tropical island and not a massive desert hellhole
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:06 |
It is called 'Puerto Rico.'
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:08 |
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JiveHonky posted:i would never put your rear end down :bigtran:
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:08 |
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Roylicious posted:It is called 'Puerto Rico.' or in english, 'rick's port'
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:12 |
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Mozi posted:south and north carolina are pretty much the same at this point, unfortunately (way to go, idiots) Merge the Carolinas, break up the Californias. No state should be too big to fail!
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:17 |
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Ain't no one ready to close those tasty loopholes yet.
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:20 |
yeah for real, do we really still need two Virginias, seems a bit excessive
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:21 |
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Ferroque posted:better yet give me 2 1. Safe Democratic Senate Seat 2. Safe Democratic Senate Seat Same logic applies to DC statehood and the lack thereof
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# ? May 18, 2016 21:59 |
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im gonna guam my cock up the ops rear end
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:03 |
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There is absolutely no upside in adding poor trash islands to the US, we can already vacation there cheaply.
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:17 |
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two pages and the thread is already about Texas owned
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:18 |
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Just merge Puerto Rico and Texas. They've already got the same flag. They'd be too busy talking poo poo about how fast/slow they each speak to hype finally being the largest state (?).
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:32 |
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The dairy/cattle industry represents the largest slice of their agriculture by far. Does that mean Texas smells too?
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:53 |
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jesus christ op we need five people already just to count the states we DO have on our fingers and you want to add another person to that? for ONE finger? gtfo with that poo poo
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# ? May 18, 2016 22:56 |
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Texas you smell like poo poo. Make nice and accept your stinyk little brother handsome Rico.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:04 |
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islands are dumb as poo poo and hawaii sholdnt be a state either
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:05 |
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Give Alaska back to Russia and make Purto Rico a state imo. Much hotter women.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:07 |
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Good idea. I think we should merge Wyoming, Montana, N and S Dakota and just call it big dumb red state. At least that way they wouldn't have such disproportionate representation.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:07 |
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Ferroque posted:On December 11, 2012, the Legislative Assembly of Puerto Rico enacted a concurrent resolution to request the President and the Congress of the United States to respond diligently and effectively, and to act on the demand of the people of Puerto Rico, as freely and democratically expressed in the referendum held on November 6, 2012, to end its current status as a territory and to begin the process to admit Puerto Rico to the Union as a state.[1] Argh. "Hmm. Puerto Rico voted for statehood. Think we should make them a state?" "Do we HAVE to? I have an appointment with my chiropractor in an hour." "Well, how about we propose another referendum to them asking 'Are you SURE you want to be a state?'" "I like that idea. You want to draw up the papers?" "Are you kidding? My day is packed, I have nearly a dozen lobbyists in line to suck my dick and that's just this afternoon." "Well, drat. Ain't nobody got time for this Puerto Rican poo poo. Let's just ignore it and if anybody asks we'll just keep saying 'we're working on it' until nobody remembers." "Now that's a plan. It's a lot cooler having exactly 50 states anyhow."
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:25 |
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in a deck of cards representing the usa puerto rico would be the joker, the dumb card
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:26 |
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MiracleWhale posted:in a deck of cards representing the usa puerto rico would be the joker, the dumb card there are 52 cards in a deck we have room for PR and one more!!
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:32 |
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it's because nobody important cares enough about Puerto Rico to go to the trouble of making it a state.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:38 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8JISCKcYo The Puerto Rico Tourism Board may actually be the worst wrestling heel gimmick of all time.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:40 |
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If they became a state they would have to pay income tax, which they don't want to do.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:40 |
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i think they should get to be a state. 51 states means they can redesign the flag, and we can get one of those cool circle ones or maybe some tasteful pixle art?
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:42 |
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Rutibex posted:i think they should get to be a state. 51 states means they can redesign the flag, and we can get one of those cool circle ones or maybe some tasteful pixle art? And then they would have some sort of voting for designs/names and someone from the internet will win the vote to call it Flaggy McFlaggerston. Because internet.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:44 |
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We should allow Puerto Rico to become a state but require them to send their women to the mainland between the ages of 18 and 30. On their 31st birthday we would then ship them back to the island, because it's all down hill from there.
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# ? May 18, 2016 23:51 |
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Roger Craig posted:If they became a state they would have to pay income tax, which they don't want to do. Florida
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# ? May 19, 2016 01:11 |
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1: Their state motto would be "Get drunk and gently caress our beeches". 2: They couldn't even find 4 attractive people for a sex tourism advertisement.
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# ? May 19, 2016 01:34 |