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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


well, hellballs. i just came up with this brilliant and completely original concept for a pop-up porno book. like you pull a tab and the dick goes into the butt or w/e. so i google it as part of my copyright / patent "due diligence" and what do i find?! this guy, violating my intellectual property rights!

:siren: NWS IDIOTS :siren: http://popupporno.org

i'm gonna fix his rear end in court but i have to admit these pop up porno stories are pretty good and honestly i think we're seeing the direction in which art needs to head in the 21st century to stay relevant to the larger culture

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

i thought you meant like a small porno, generally not really viable enough of a business model to justify a permanent location, taking over a space for a short while and drawing in more sales than it otherwise would because of its perceived novelty and exclusivity, OP

yeah like instead of a food truck it's a porn truck, there's a special line for scat cuz it's so popular, we always have a couple scats sizzlin on the grill

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Iron Prince posted:

i thought it was gonna be like VH1 pop up video

princess bendover once coughed during a dvda and the scene had to be reshot -- because it was a commercial for cough drops!

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Chinatown posted:

will there be a chapter about facefucking OP?

there will be a chapter about oral but whether it constitutes facefucking depends on how fast you move the tab back and forth

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

Pull tab a to move OPs mouth onto Chinatowns balls.

as you pull the tab my mouth gradually opens wider and wider and then a second mouth pops out aliens style

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


pull my penis, you may have to do it a few times to get results but trust me it's worth it

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


unwantedplatypus posted:

Pop up porn. So like porn storybooks except for children?




intriguing

kids these days don't know how spoiled they are. when I was a kid I had to jerk to the same playboy every time that we stole from my friend's dad and hid under the shed, and it wasn't even gameified. didn't support street pass and guess what: playboy hadn't even invented premium currency at that time. today I can;t even get it up without buying 50 cum cubes

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Mariana Horchata posted:

sue that motherfu ker

I won't really afford a lawyer at this time but I'm hoping the naacp will help

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


i just watched a porno and get this, i popped up

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MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015




me, after viewing the pop-up porno in the op. looking like rain in PA

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