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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Post your penis size + your shoe size to find your CockToe Twin!

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RoxiesMD
Oct 20, 2013

by LadyAmbien
4+20

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
3", 10 & 1/2

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

JiveHonky posted:

Post your penis size + your shoe size to find your CockToe Twin!


You first

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


mine is -8in, it actually goes inward, i collect a lot of lint. shoe size is kinda hard to define because i have two peg legs

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
.5 / .5

but im 1" tall

for real

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

i already did :confused:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Munsun posted:

.5 / .5

but im 1" tall

for real

well proportioned

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
I'm never gonna find my CockToe Twin at this rate :smith:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

JiveHonky posted:

i already did :confused:

Sorry stumpy, didn't see it in the op.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Darth123123 posted:

Sorry stumpy, didn't see it in the op.

np :3:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


JiveHonky posted:

I'm never gonna find my CockToe Twin at this rate :smith:

i recommend "treasure"

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
anyone do 6 + 9 yet XD

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzgVYhtwUSw

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
7 10W

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
9 and 6 op

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
14 & 88

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqleB7zfMTw

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
14 + 88

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

:siren: twins! :siren:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

MiracleWhale posted:

mine is -8in, it actually goes inward, i collect a lot of lint. shoe size is kinda hard to define because i have two peg legs

You are a woman. The good news is there are lots of perverted men with stump fetishes. Enjoy!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



b2

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
My p...penis? Why would you want to know about that? Ew gross.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

i don't have a penis, just a third foot between my legs

8 1/2 triple wide

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
get you CockToe Twin here, get em while they're hot!

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
∞+12

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


BigBadSteve posted:

You are a woman. The good news is there are lots of perverted men with stump fetishes. Enjoy!

this.. this can't be right!! I've been living a lie!!

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
metric or imperial?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

MiracleWhale posted:

this.. this can't be right!! I've been living a lie!!

looking fat but okay


is this negging, am i doing this right?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
hey a lady your hair looks alright but not quite great

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Shaquin posted:

looking fat but okay


is this negging, am i doing this right?
don't say that word, it's racist

MyChemicalImbalance
Sep 15, 2007

Keep on smilin'



:unsmith:
7 girthy inches and a UK 8

BOOM

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
*saunters in like John Wayne*

Alright pilgrims look out. Big ol dick comin through make way for this swingin dick. Lemme to the front.

*thumbtacks measurements to the corkboard "Penis: 3.25 inches, Shoes: Womens size 11.5"*

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem
:30bux::30bux: // 13

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

SCPenis

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
its really big compared to for example a pinky

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





My penis is too small to measure using traditional methods. Please advise.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Shaquin posted:

hey a lady your hair looks alright but not quite great

my self esteem is now low enough to sleep with you

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Pawn 17 posted:

My penis is too small to measure using traditional methods. Please advise.

hmm, no way to grab the tip and sort of stretch it? that still counts u know.

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