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penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot
the person gave me a card and everything to at least have them investigate thoroughly this time

i figure if im gonna be living the narritive of the stranger i should exercise my legal rights no? or would that be anti feminist

i dont really know iwas hoping this wrinkle in time would havebeen smoothed out by now but i guess ppl have life long triggerings from internet

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Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


post tits or gtfo

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
you should go get hosed is what you should do

Gamer With Dignity
May 15, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
what

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
When's the last time you even spoke with Kate?

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Iron Prince posted:

you should go get hosed is what you should do

God drat it's like you read my mind

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

penis man has once again outdone himself. this thread is truly a heartbreaking work of staggering genius

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
dare i poo poo my pants again why does this keep happening to me ):

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Volume posted:

When's the last time you even spoke with Kate?

lol today most likely in some way maybe through the fractals or imagination or who knows???

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suckle upon mine balls OP

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Also lol you can't sue a woman over the rape you committed on her.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Why did you rape a woman dare, that is hosed up

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

dare i poo poo my pants again why does this keep happening to me ):

prove it

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
very bad incoherent thread pls ban OP

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

Why did you rape a woman dare, that is hosed up

which woman did i rape

am i raping u now

sorry but when some girl sits on my lap and starts kissing me while talking dirty and also knwos how to edit sound bytes and even when i say AM I BEING RECORDED shes still into and she knows what i am and is HOLDING ME CLOSE TO HER and then we're in thebed and i even say SORRY IS THIS BOTHERING U and shes like meh

then we live together for like 2 months

and shes actually happy

and not on drugs

and talksabout how her sister is really hosed up

i just go jesus this is crazy

then i put the gun to my head and pull the trigger

ez huh?

try it

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
seek help u loving turd

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
fantastic username OP

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


These balls ain't gonna suck themselves Alex

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
dare are u gonna be like the dude who stalked Bjork?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
who is kate op and why di dyou rape her

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

penis man posted:

the person gave me a card and everything to at least have them investigate thoroughly this time

i figure if im gonna be living the narritive of the stranger i should exercise my legal rights no? or would that be anti feminist

i dont really know iwas hoping this wrinkle in time would havebeen smoothed out by now but i guess ppl have life long triggerings from internet

How much money have you given lowtax for reregs at this point?

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Chinatown posted:

dare are u gonna be like the dude who stalked Bjork?

ya sure whatever u want whatever she needs

i like how hivemind wont even consider the murder angle lol

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Cartouche posted:

How much money have you given lowtax for reregs at this point?

i only have 1 account so like 10 bux? y shuld i be checking my cc statement for overcharges

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
Put a sock in it, penis man

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

ROFLburger posted:

Put a sock in it, rapist

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

penis man posted:

i only have 1 account so like 10 bux? y shuld i be checking my cc statement for overcharges

check your self for rape charges am i correct or what guys

penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Ahundredbux posted:

check your self for rape charges am i correct or what guys

this is like saying im schizo or have aspd

the aspd thing got double thrown out (even if i a person who isnt dare as i a m k8, magicallybroke my bail)

basically when a 68 year old academic feminist calls an accuser a known liar to a prosecutor causing the court room to gasp and the defense lawyer to tear up and say ˙our mom is awesome

the conviction of the aspd diagnosis as its coming from someone who has a lengthy mental health record means poo poo

and they have already started to destroy their own credibility

from there u move to double certifying the lack of aspd diagnosis from a neutral well respected party that deals with prosecution of violent criminals as well as defense as well as therapy of those convicted - this cost money and should be more accessible to everyone

and that u arent schizo or manic just stressed and hyper

and eventually

and this is a scary1 for most ppl of SA

the TRUTH COMES OUT

LOL

scuba school sucks
Aug 30, 2012

The brilliance of my posting illuminates the forums like a jar of shining gold when all around is dark
DURR LOOK AT ME IM DARE AND I POST AN HUNDRED TOPICS A DAY DAHURR

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Network Pesci posted:

DURR LOOK AT ME IM DARE AND I rape AN HUNDRED women A DAY DAHURR

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
it's threads like these that recall that great wierd al anthem, 'dare to be stupid'

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Network Pesci posted:

DURR LOOK AT ME IM DARE AND I POST AN HUNDRED TOPICS A DAY DAHURR

shut up dare

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Network Pesci posted:

DURR LOOK AT ME IM DARE AND I POST AN HUNDRED TOPICS A DAY DAHURR

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
is dare the tribes guy or does this forum house more schizos than i care to learn the nick names of

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

press your face against a belt sander imo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

extra stout posted:

is dare the tribes guy or does this forum house more schizos than i care to learn the nick names of

yeah its all him he somehow finds time to reg 100 accounts inbetween his raping sprees

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

press your face against a belt sander imo

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

press your face against a belt sander imo

jfc, if you got JM saying mean things to you, you know that youve hosed up real bad. You should probably A.) turn yourself in for being a rapist and B.) never post here again

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Nooner posted:

jfc, if you got JM saying mean things to you, you know that youve hosed up real bad. You should probably A.) turn yourself in for being a rapist and B.) never post here again

im normally kind :(

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penis man
May 18, 2016

by zen death robot

Nooner posted:

jfc, if you got JM saying mean things to you, you know that youve hosed up real bad. You should probably A.) turn yourself in for being a rapist and B.) never post here again

jerry and i had a war once or twice or like 10 times over the 16 years ive been on tw god drat gently caress off sperg. i dont really care about jerry i just liked the way he talked. his name aint even jerry. its gerry :-)

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