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jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

and the absurdity of self awareness

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
Head-on & screaming, op

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It's actually the unbearable lightness of being that is far more terrifying.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
hello from the toilet mine

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
hye um excuse me id have to go off topci or on topic sort of but what teh gently caress is that toilet

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

i mean when it all comes down to it aren't we all just a lizard alone in an outhouse?

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
whenever i get nervous i eat a pizza

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Just do drugs constantly so that you never have to deal with a moment of self-awareness. It's worked great for me for the last however many years it's been.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJUhlRoBL8M

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
sweet release of drunken stupor

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I brush my shoulders off. Feels good.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
'cope'?

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Smoke weed basically.

Everything owns, avert your eyes from the ugliness in sight and embrace the pleasures.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Nathilus posted:

Smoke weed basically.

Everything owns, avert your eyes from the ugliness in sight and embrace the pleasures.

good point, that lizard has the whole pile of poo poo to himself. talk about elbow room!

unwantedplatypus
Sep 6, 2012
Same way I cope with the weight of your mom OP, by embracing it.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Existenz was a terrible movie btw, hardly any weight to it at all

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

JiveHonky posted:

Existenz was a terrible movie btw, hardly any weight to it at all

actually ive been playing that game on my new htc vive and it owns

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


thinking is the mind killer or something like that heh i dunno think that other guy was right about the drugs

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
om nama shivaya

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

jarofpiss posted:

good point, that lizard has the whole pile of poo poo to himself. talk about elbow room!

He could prolly even grow a weed plant or two

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Nathilus posted:

He could prolly even grow a weed plant or two

________/

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

my friend said that lizard is living it up with all the flies he can eat and not having an existentialist crisis but i can tell from the look on his face he's going through some heavy poo poo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

jarofpiss posted:

my friend said that lizard is living it up with all the flies he can eat and not having an existentialist crisis but i can tell from the look on his face he's going through some heavy poo poo

:rimshit:

I laughed.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm eating these extreme sour smarties, that helps a lot

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
i kill hobos and keep their scalps in my treasure cheast

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
disturbing, if true

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Posting on GBS + habitual masturbation.

Next Question!

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
I know a lot of people would disagree, but I would go in after that little guy and get him out of there (as long as he stayed perfectly still)

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

I know a lot of people would disagree, but I would go in after that little guy and get him out of there (as long as he stayed perfectly still)

spoiler: he woultn't he'd jump up at your face and startle you and your phone would fall out of your pocket into there and you would have learned a valuable lesson about the pointlessness of life and the absurdity of being

edit:also you would have poop on your hands

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

sweet release of drunken stupor

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I now see why god lets bad things happen to good people. He dont wanna get poop on he hands

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

JiveHonky posted:

hello from the toilet mine

I must have flushed a thousand times

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
It's not absurd , it just is you dumb rear end

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Rasta_Al posted:

I now see why god lets bad things happen to good people. He dont wanna get poop on he hands

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Taco Bell, which oddly enough, adds to the weight-y portion of existence.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i smoke a weed and act chill 24/7, op

that's how I cope

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I become... skyfish! :puckout:

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

"I didn't ask to be created! Why must we suffer?! Why any of this?! drat you, God!"
-a lizard in a toilet, author of "Sinners in the Hands of an Angry God"

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Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Posting on internet forums gets me through the day

GBS is the only reason I haven't killed myself already

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