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Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008
I'm too lazy to read the rules can someone recite them for me please?

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
smell my rear end

Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008

Enfield posted:

smell my rear end

that's not very nice

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Jebediah Kerman posted:

that's not very nice

i know, its hosed up, but hey, rules are rules... :sigh:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Jebediah Kerman posted:

that's not very nice

But thems the rules. :clint:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooner posted:

i know, its hosed up, but hey, rules are rules... :sigh:

Damnit. :catbert:

Blood Shart
Sep 23, 2010

Enfield posted:

smell my rear end

p sure it's "suck my drat balls op".

Novo
May 13, 2003

Stercorem pro cerebro habes
Soiled Meat
we could, but we'd be lying

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
rule #1 op, dont be a dick hth

Jebediah Kerman
Dec 30, 2008

Nooner posted:

i know, its hosed up, but hey, rules are rules... :sigh:

oh... I thought he was just insulting me.

Where do you live Enfield so I can come and smell your rear end?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
just don't use the animated thread tags and you'll probably be fine

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i live in richmond. bring a sleeping bag and a change of clothes

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I don't know the rules either. Hasn't stopped me.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
no OP shall go uninsulted

ape shall not kill ape

the check is in the mail

never let them see you sweat

always count your chickens before they hatch

a stitch in time saves nine

no pretty lady threads

EVERYBODY loves raymond

keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars

never post drunk

never post sober

stop posting

always compliment the OP

Lum avatars get first dibs

coldplay is the official band of the forums

wear proper eye protection at all times while on the posting floor

always get the last post in a flame war

beat your meat not your children

rules are best served cold

startbursts are the best chewy candy

dont mess with Coral

almond milk

beans

washing powder

avocado sauce

etc.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
on the upside, Sa rules were made to be broken :twisted:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

JiveHonky posted:

no OP shall go uninsulted

ape shall not kill ape

the check is in the mail

never let them see you sweat

always count your chickens before they hatch

a stitch in time saves nine

no pretty lady threads

EVERYBODY loves raymond

keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars

never post drunk

never post sober

stop posting

always compliment the OP

Lum avatars get first dibs

coldplay is the official band of the forums

wear proper eye protection at all times while on the posting floor

always get the last post in a flame war

beat your meat not your children

rules are best served cold

startbursts are the best chewy candy

dont mess with Coral

almond milk

beans

washing powder

avocado sauce

etc.

ah, an oxford man i see

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

no OP shall go uninsulted

ape shall not kill ape

the check is in the mail

never let them see you sweat

always count your chickens before they hatch

a stitch in time saves nine

no pretty lady threads

EVERYBODY loves raymond

keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars

never post drunk

never post sober

stop posting

always compliment the OP

Lum avatars get first dibs

coldplay is the official band of the forums

wear proper eye protection at all times while on the posting floor

always get the last post in a flame war

beat your meat not your children

rules are best served cold

startbursts are the best chewy candy

dont mess with Coral

almond milk

beans

washing powder

avocado sauce

etc.

schindlers list

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

ah, an oxford man i see

:crossarms:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

dad gay. so what posted:

schindlers list

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

schindlers list

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
VOLS TITANS BITCH

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

vols bitch posted:

VOLS TITANS BITCH

rear end RABIES

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
this isn't a rule, just a guideline, but you should probably post anime

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

vols bitch posted:

VOLS TITANS BITCH

I dont have the picture but one of the best things ive seen was the kid who looked like he was 15 at a Vols game surrounded by UMass cheerleaders with a sign that said something like "If you girls are sick of minutemen I VOLUNTEER", he probably crushed mad puss once he got to college

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
imf drunk

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

lucky :sigh:

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008


nooner i wish i had your avvy on my shelf, dancing forever

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
I think they're whatever the mods/admins feel like at a y particular moment.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

VOLS TITANS BITCH

Seriously can not say this with enough gravitas. If I could I'd hire Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough to read this to you:
Fuuuck you and the Vols, and suck my goddamn balls

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

Jebediah Kerman posted:

I'm too lazy to read the rules can someone recite them for me please?

hi my name is brak

i love beans

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

rule #1: don't sell dope out ya baby mama house.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Don't get high on your own supply

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:siren: KILL YORSELF!!! :siren:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
:chloe: dont kill yourself :chloe:

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
choose one. but choose wisely.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

Jastiger posted:

Seriously can not say this with enough gravitas. If I could I'd hire Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough to read this to you:
Fuuuck you and the Vols, and suck my goddamn balls

iowa state is probably good at growing corn or something lol

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

dad gay. so what posted:

:siren: KILL YORSELF!!! :siren:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Do this- :rant:

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
Following the rules means you submit to the illegitimate authority of the undemocratically appointed mods, be a sovereign poster on the forums and just post whatever you want

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

vols bitch posted:

iowa state is probably good at growing corn or something lol

The corn poo poo out of Iowa states rear end has accomplished more than you or the Vols have or will ever accomplish. Gtfo out of the rules thread so we can help this intrepid poster.

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