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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Hello GBS.

The other day when thinking of the upcoming convention of disappointment and tempered expectations in my almost-nearby home city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, I had a memory of a past election, still in the age of the internet, but of a smaller, less regulated internet that was becoming a memory day by day, not unlike the memory of the wild west in the 1920's. It was a memory of that fateful 2004 election, when the Iraq war was already clearly a miserable failure, and it seemed like all the Democrats had to do was put an empty suit onstage and they would defeat the sitting president, the Ramblin' Rhododendron, George Bush II.

My memory of this election is something like this:

And with that, the election was won. It was apparent that textpix of the kind could determone the very outcome of the elections themselves, and so I thought of memes even before that.


Why they even bothered to run a candidate against such effective mockery, I''ll never know.

But still beyond that:

A one termer, needless to say.

That's all--just another empty reflection on something beyond any of our power except to mock in idleness. Post em if you got em

and there wjas

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Doctor J Off
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May 30, 2013
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Before 9/11 photoshops we had that kid getting shot in the head by some ARVN guy photoshops. Weird, but true!

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Nov 27, 2015

Andrew Johnson had sex with a bird.

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

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http://humpbackbush.ytmnd.com/

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Aug 15, 2015
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Doctor J Off posted:

Hello GBS.

The other day when thinking of the upcoming convention of disappointment and tempered expectations in my almost-nearby home city of Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, I had a memory of a past election, still in the age of the internet, but of a smaller, less regulated internet that was becoming a memory day by day, not unlike the memory of the wild west in the 1920's. It was a memory of that fateful 2004 election, when the Iraq war was already clearly a miserable failure, and it seemed like all the Democrats had to do was put an empty suit onstage and they would defeat the sitting president, the Ramblin' Rhododendron, George Bush II.

My memory of this election is something like this:

And with that, the election was won. It was apparent that textpix of the kind could determone the very outcome of the elections themselves, and so I thought of memes even before that.


Why they even bothered to run a candidate against such effective mockery, I''ll never know.

But still beyond that:

A one termer, needless to say.

That's all--just another empty reflection on something beyond any of our power except to mock in idleness. Post em if you got em

and there wjas

Gawd Kerry's makeup is so bad. Nobody would get away with that poo poo in modern times. :jerkbag:

Looks like a granny having hotflashes.

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Bill CLinton flew of Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express 26 times, an airplane to a remote paedophile island

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

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Doctor J Off posted:

Bill CLinton flew of Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express 26 times, an airplane to a remote paedophile island

did u guys have fun? :smug:

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Mar 11, 2004

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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

JiveHonky posted:

did u guys have fun? :smug:

im gay

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Jul 10, 2009

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Oct 4, 2008

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It's a shame the internet wasn't around for the 1988 presidential election. The lamestream media wouldn't air the obvious memes, so we were stuck with crudely drawn cartoons and possibly radio shock jocks to do the needful.

For babbies who weren't born yet and grandpas who can't remember that far back, 1988 was Bush vs. Dukakis. Bush Vs. Cock!!!! Imagine crude cartoons of a merkin and a dildo running for president. None of that survived though.

Some of the other Bush/Quayle ticket stuff is still around.

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Lmao GWB was the man

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship



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I have OPINIONS about the Whig party, dammit.

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Aug 5, 2014

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Doctor J Off posted:

But still beyond that:

A one termer, needless to say.
President gay, so what?

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
kilroy was here

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

KiteAuraan posted:

President gay, so what?

No, that was Buchanan.

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

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Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Here are some political quote macros. Do they count?











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BrigadierSensible fucked around with this message at 03:25 on May 19, 2016

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Jan 4, 2006

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Dec 28, 2005

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im the desperately needing to be ironed collar

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