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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
any info about this plane yet guys

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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
Probably shouldn't be heading to any of middle east on a flight I thought that lessen was learned in the 70s

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
why dont they just build the plane out of the black box cut me the check boeing or should i say boneheads

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

JiveHonky posted:

any info about this plane yet guys

yeah my phone just got a cnn notification again saying 69 people are missing on that flight

starting to question these alerts

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."

JiveHonky posted:

any info about this plane yet guys

Just follow their twitter. They are live tweeting updates. The have fewer characters to use (140) than potentially deceased passengers but that's ok because they are gonna start abbreviating.

Sry 4 yr loss...

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

JiveHonky posted:

any info about this plane yet guys
it appears to have been french

Carmant
Nov 23, 2015


Treadmill? What's that? Is that some kind of cake?


Where de plane at mon

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
69 people. Yeah this is totally not a joke. Does their twitter even have a certified blue checkmark of excellence? Are these tweets legitimate?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I bet social media is responsible for this, somehow. loving millenials

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Flight plan only had less than ten people and a 'Dr Pavel.'

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I hope they don't find it so we have a new plane mystory so we can speculate about black holes again since they found parts to the other one.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
oh they started tweeting English again

https://mobile.twitter.com/EGYPTAIR?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012

Three Olives posted:

I hope they don't find it so we have a new plane mystory so we can speculate about black holes again since they found parts to the other one.

drat I was hoping you were on it 3O

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
So this was muslims right?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

McNutty posted:

69 people. Yeah this is totally not a joke. Does their twitter even have a certified blue checkmark of excellence? Are these tweets legitimate?

seems new on the basis of some new info. theyre saying two russians colluded to bring down the aircraft, the tweet said it was ''doubleteamed by a couple of bears'.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Having just spent the day watching Mayday! episodes I can confidently say that it was a fuel/oil/hydraulics issue that brought her down.
I guess ISIS can stick a rocket launcher on a boat, but I'm on the fence so far.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

quote:

GYPTAIR ‏@EGYPTAIR
EGYPTAIR has contacted the concerned authorities and bodies and inspection is underway through the rescue teams.

maybe they need a new pr person

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
new tweet incoming, says after being doubleteamed it 'went down on al-rhoka'. this is devastating.more to come

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005
I FUCKING HATE POOR PEOPLE BUT I LOVE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS and having two dishwashers in my CONDO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Grody posted:

drat I was hoping you were on it 3O

Nah, I went years ago, the Cairo Four Seasons was nice though.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

jackyl posted:

maybe they need a new pr person

He was reported being shot, hood intact, and thrown out of the plane to the other passengers bewilderment

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
cnn loves plane crashes so loving much

DICKLORD BONE
Aug 27, 2003
iron sheik put the pilot in the camel clutch and broke his back and the plane crashed

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

cnn loves plane crashes so loving much

well they got massively blue balled with mh370 so

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

cnn loves plane crashes so loving much

The only thing it loves more is missing white females (women and/or childeen)

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
CNN is showing live tweets as THEY HAPPEN!!!!

They are guessing why it went down already.

welcome 2 Clown Town
Aug 1, 2006

GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull
missing white female plane

*picture of anthropormorphic airliner*

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Lime Tonics posted:

CNN is showing live tweets as THEY HAPPEN!!!!

They are guessing why it went down already.

So who is starting the pool on goonbets? Im almost out of tokens but im feeling lucky

FourLeaf
Dec 2, 2011
sad. at least it wasn't malaysia airlines again

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Mange Mite posted:

So this was muslims right?

No, it was Parisians.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Lime Tonics posted:

CNN is showing live tweets as THEY HAPPEN!!!!

They are guessing why it went down already.
the pilot couldn't live in a world without Prince

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

jackyl posted:

just got a cnn alert that a plane from Paris to Cairo went off radar

Goddamn. We just got Caro back.

Edit: oh sorry, I thought that said Caro and not Cairo. gently caress Cairo. Nothing but dusty pharoah titties.

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy
So how long will CNN be making this their main story?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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They're gone, guys.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Crowsbeak posted:

So how long will CNN be making this their main story?

Itll be until that big thing with hillary dies down

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Any predictions on the charile hebso headline?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
lol everyone who was on that flight is dead now because of muslims

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Nooner posted:

lol everyone who was on that flight is dead now because of muslims

Could've been the Coptics.
Not very likely, but it could have.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
RIP the plane(s)

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

New Sharif in Town posted:

Could've been the Coptics.
Not very likely, but it could have.

It was actually crippling french ennui

Pilot killed himself like that german guy

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Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Nooner posted:

lol everyone who was on that flight is dead now because of muslims

security experts are tweeting that responsibility is being claimed by apatheists

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