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Qvark posted:How does cat climb without claws? very carefully
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JiveHonky posted:except people do get surgery to stop from reproducing, great point.......... NOT Yeah, and women get their toe bones shaved down so they can wear smaller shoes. gently caress cat claws.
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# ? May 19, 2016 12:09 |
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if you cant deal with a fully intact cat with their claws then you shouldnt havea cat, same goes for foreskins
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# ? May 19, 2016 12:25 |
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ArbitraryC posted:Cats like me but tbh I dont like them, much more of a dog guy. When I was in highschool I worked in a vet hospital for a couple years which is why I thought it was laughable someone honestly thought vets would propose unnecessary surgeries for money of all things, as if they wouldn't have just gone into human medicine if that's what they're after. Vets get paid poo poo and there's basically no reason to become one outside of loving animals cause you'll literally be in your 40's and 50's still working off the debt from vet school unless you own your own practice. Ugh
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# ? May 19, 2016 13:51 |
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Don't remove a cat's only means of defending itself.
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# ? May 19, 2016 14:09 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:i would cut your toes off, op. you deserve worse, but we have to start somewhere. same. Also I don't like cats so declaw.
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# ? May 19, 2016 14:21 |
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lol
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# ? May 19, 2016 14:24 |
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DoomLazer posted:Pet ownership is slavery. Unless they are free to leave whenever they want I guess The best are animals that aren't actually pets but they like to hang around anyway. There's this one Ibis that hangs out in our backyard maybe 4 days a week, he'll basically cover the entire yard moving like a lawnmower for 2 hours hunting grubs. We obviously can't get close enough to pet him but he's really chill otherwise.
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# ? May 19, 2016 18:03 |
Please do not de-claw your kitties Mange Mite posted:Like does it shorten thr csts life? Does it make them less attractive to other csts? Reduce their killing power? Give me something here It can cause chronic nerve pain just like in an amputee and also it completely messes with their balance which means they can't climb/jump as easy which for a cat is life so they get stressed out and just don't get a cat if you can't be bothered to take care of it properly Roylicious fucked around with this message at 19:15 on May 19, 2016 |
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:13 |
My cat is really nice and sweet and maybe if your cat is clawing your furniture you should get some scratching posts and toys for it instead of letting it lose it's mind from boredom in your tiny apartment? Or trim the nails every few days? Cats get a bad rap because idiots who think they require no love/effort buy them and then the cat is never socialized properly.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:18 |
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can i get my cat breast implants?
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:19 |
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treasure bear posted:can i get my cat breast implants? yeah but you have to do all 8 so it's not weird
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:20 |
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sorry i dont really mean it i just want to be on goons_txt so bad,..
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:21 |
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I worked at a cat hospital and it was crazy. They cut their little fingers off with a big laser. I can still smell the burning cat flesh.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:22 |
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Remove all cat legs at the base so you can have a cute furry slug creature
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:22 |
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why declaw when you can just get kitten mittens??????? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22O6Nmjt-mw
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:24 |
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If you feel you need to declaw your cat then you should never have bought a cat in the first loving place. While your at it amputate your fingers to the first knuckle assholes!
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:25 |
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Yeah removing the claws is cruel but removing the uterus is a-ok, some real good logic there. Like yeah, I wouldn't want my fingers cut off but I wouldn't want my balls cut off either.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:26 |
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lmao, how about, remove cat, insert dog
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:27 |
turbomoose posted:Yeah removing the claws is cruel but removing the uterus is a-ok, some real good logic there. That's stupid.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:28 |
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Do it ironically posted:lmao, how about, remove cat, insert dog lmao how about remove pet, replace with MMORPG rofl toot boot
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:28 |
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Imo dont declaw cats because it makes loving with them a lot less of a damgerous game
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:31 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:If I ruined my own furniture by scratching it up That's a sign of poor character
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:32 |
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A great third option is to outlaw cats. It would make my school day so much better not to have kids stink up my room with cat piss and have to deal with kids bullying them because they smell like cat piss. PISSSSSSSSSSSSS
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:34 |
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Sometimes it's not just about furniture though. My cat was abusing me with her claws.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:35 |
So trim them and or get toys for it. Don't teach your next cat your hands and feet are toys if you don't want it to swipe at them.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:37 |
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Roylicious posted:So trim them and/or get toys for it. Don't teach your next cat your hands/feet are toys if you don't want it to swipe at them. No you don't understand. She was feral. So it was either the claws or her. She's alive and can only do minimal damage to my person now.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:39 |
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:A great third option is to outlaw cats. It would make my school day so much better not to have kids stink up my room with cat piss and have to deal with kids bullying them because they smell like cat piss. rofl lmao nobody has said this yet! you are pretty wild man!
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:40 |
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If it's an indoor cat yeah it's going to be declawed. It's not like they take a meat cleaver and whack them off. They put the animal under general anesthesia. “As many as 50% of cat owners who declawed their cats would not have otherwise kept their cat.”
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:42 |
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jlechem posted:If it's an indoor cat yeah it's going to be declawed. It's not like they take a meat cleaver and whack them off. They put the animal under general anesthesia. i have a statistic for you 100% of people are dumbasses
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:43 |
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cats are poo poo tier pets anyways if you own a cat then you have a poo poo life you should probably just kill youself
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:43 |
Kay well I'm not trying to be mean but why would you adopt a feral cat if you don't have the means to socialize it properly without de-clawing it? Look alright there are some tiny circumstances in which de-clawing might be the way to go MAYBE but ugh. jlechem posted:If it's an indoor cat yeah it's going to be declawed. It's not like they take a meat cleaver and whack them off. They put the animal under general anesthesia. So don't get a cat then. Amputated body parts can cause nerve pain well after the procedure and that doesn't address the huge quality of life detriment to a cat who can't properly balance/run/jump. Or trim the nails every few days you lazy owners.
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Do it ironically posted:cats are poo poo tier pets anyways if you own a cat then you have a poo poo life you should probably just kill youself hurf to the durf my man
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:44 |
"50% of owners would not keep their pet if they had to properly care for it; this is a good argument to let people continue abusing animals."
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:46 |
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Roylicious posted:Kay well I'm not trying to be mean but why would you adopt a feral cat if you don't have the means to socialize it properly without de-clawing it? Because she was found in a basement abandoned at 2 weeks old and was going to die otherwise? She's mostly socialized. And by that I mean that 99% of the time she's "normal." But that 1% of the time, I'd prefer not to be bleeding and mutilated. Yes, I'd rather have a dog, but I love my Booger.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:46 |
psychokitty posted:Because she was found in a basement abandoned at 2 weeks old and was going to die otherwise? A 2 week old kitty can be socialized to not use their claws on people. She probably considered your hands as toys which is the biggest mistake people make. I assumed you were talking about an adult cat that had been living without human interaction for a long time. And again, what prevented you from just keeping her nails trim? I clip my kitty's nails once every week or so and he dulls them on the scratching posts all around as well and he certainly can't mutilate me.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:47 |
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JiveHonky posted:hurf to the durf my man cats don`t even like their owners, they do things like aw look it`s rubbing on me it loves me, when it really means that you`re just it`s property. I don't get cat owners, they're like reptile owners, the thing doesn't even like you it's a leach and annoyance why not at least get a dog that does like you or have a kid, which will probably hate you but contribute to society
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:48 |
My kitty follows me around and sits next to me purring on the couch when I watch TV and it is cute that's why you weirdos. Also 'get a dog instead' is not a good option for people without a backyard for the dog to play in. If you get a dog in a small apartment, you suck.
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# ? May 19, 2016 19:50 |
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Do it ironically posted:lmao, how about, remove cat, insert dog
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aminals
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