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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
whats that about?

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lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.
'cause it's fun

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


drat, posting in the early morning sober? How!?

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Why else would I come here?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
I can't think of a single reason to be sober ever

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
Being drunk is fun and cool and I always want to be fun and cool even if it means being dizzy in work.

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
speed during the day, alcohol at night. its like you arent even american

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
Everything I could tell you about it has already been said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxNsMDfBrBM

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
im a severe non-alcoholic

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

i get a little drunk 1 time a week and very drunk once every 2-3 months and i think thats about right

GAYS FOR DAYS
Dec 22, 2005

by exmarx
how come you don't, op?

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
I haven't had alcohol in a few weeks but am thinking about buying a bottle of red wine soon :toot:

Drunken Baker
Feb 3, 2015

VODKA STYLE DRINK
technically I'm not an alcoholic because I don't NEED to drink all the time but I just do because I like it.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
It's hard out there for a shitposter

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Tried leinenkugel grapefruit shandy yesterday. It's really good. A beer you could drink for breakfast.

resting mitch face
Apr 9, 2005

5) I hear you.
'm hungovr

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
I don't trust you if you don't drink

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
I work IT

users make me drink

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I read GBS because I'm drunk and I drink because I read GBS.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
I drink to forget your mother.

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Because of problems

Immortan
Jun 6, 2015

by Shine

Germstore posted:

I read GBS because I'm drunk and I drink because I read GBS.

Best GBS post in ages. :cheers:

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
i have gut rot, op

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
cause they drink a lot of alcohol you doofus!!

Tolkien minority
Feb 14, 2012


Because life is suffering OP :)

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

lol why he do dat

dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
to hide from guilt and shame in a numb alternate universe where everything is warm and memory does not exist

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

dad gay. so what posted:

to hide from guilt and shame in a numb alternate universe where everything is warm and memory does not exist

dad gay. so poetic

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

dad gay. so what posted:

to hide from guilt and shame in a numb alternate universe where everything is warm and memory does not exist

live in the moment, past and future are illusions, get lit

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

jarofpiss posted:

live in the moment, past and future are illusions, get lit

dont tell me what to do, you aint my diddy

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I don't drink alcohol very much these days.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

Smash it Smash hit posted:

dont tell me what to do, you aint my diddy

stuntin like my daddy tho

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
WE're all depressed and have varying degrees of sadbrains. I mean why else would we spend all day on an internet comedy forum, instead of hanging out at the coffee shop with all our friends?

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Iron Crowned posted:

WE're all depressed and have varying degrees of sadbrains. I mean why else would we spend all day on an internet comedy forum, instead of hanging out at the coffee shop with all our friends?

i'd rather play guitar and poo poo post then to listen to some idiot complain about their day y'know what i meannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I don't believe in isms

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

satanic splash-back posted:

I don't believe in isms

That makes you better than other people.

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Actually I don't need alcohol to make me depressed and cognitively impaired.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Because it's so delicious op

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A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug
because I am a miserable excuse for a person and alcohol makes me forget how much I hate myself, op

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