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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Seems like I can't swing a dead cat without hitting some dude wearing shorts that go all the way to their feet. In my day we called them "high-water pants" or "flood pants". But check your local Wal-Mart and sure enough you can find them in the Shorts section. WTF!!!




:wtc:

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BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
My waifu knows whats up :nyoron:

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



it's called fashion you retard look it up

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
guess you're not down with the clown, op :rolleyes:

woop
woop

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i prefer them because I think my knees look weird v:shobon:v

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



wow sorry i've now got all this space for cool patterns/denim and maintain the mobility and overall aesthetic to nollie wow sorry

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
I think these are commonly called Kevin Smiths

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

social vegan posted:

it's called fashion you retard look it up

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



they're called the midget fogle before pic

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.
They're like tattoos.

It's a way to quickly identify how trashy/poor/stupid somebody is without having to waste time discovering it through conversation that will only make you dumber in the end.

Gay But Crush Puss
May 19, 2016

by zen death robot
Thread is poo poo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Those things are "skater pants" around here, also sometimes referred to as "stupid jorts".

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


it's so you can fit a 40 in one back pocket and a rolled up copy of hustler in the other

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

i prefer them because I think my knees look weird v:shobon:v

I HATE my knees!

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I've only ever seen fat guys wear those shorts. Usually fat guys who are trying to look tough.


case in point:

Rasta_Al posted:

I think these are commonly called Kevin Smiths

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Pawn 17 posted:

I've only ever seen fat guys wear those shorts. Usually fat guys who are trying to look tough.

This dude is slim:

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Don't even get me STARTED with this guy

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe

MiracleWhale posted:

it's so you can fit a 40 in one back pocket and a rolled up copy of hustler in the other

Hmmm... as a 40 drinkin Hustler subscriber i might have to make room in my wardrobe

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Not sure if shorts

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.






That guy isn't wearing the super long shorts. He is wearing clothes that are several sizes too big for him so they just look like long shorts.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hard to type w all this blood in my d while i think about how many pockets u could fit on there

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord
check out op in his daisy dukes.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


how come shorts gotta always be short on the bottom end? I want top-capris that start just below my balls

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
These have been around for decades. They call them shorts because maketing research showed guys would not wear "culottes", "pedal pushers" or "crop pants".

Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 21:07 on May 19, 2016

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Shut up you gosh drat idiot. fucker!

Edit: not you gene, the drat OP

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





lmbo if you didnt wear JNCOs because you were a poor

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


SaltLick posted:

lmbo if you didnt wear JNCOs because you were a poor

I really wanted to invest in pets.com in 2001 but all my cash was tied up in jncos

www
Aug 4, 2010

i got bad knees

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008




Woah, is it 1995 again?

E: missing the wallet chain but still acceptable I guess

GreatGreen
Jul 3, 2007
That's not what gaslighting means you hyperbolic dipshit.

SaltLick posted:

lmbo if you didnt wear JNCOs because you were a poor

lmbo if you were so poor that you thought wearing JNCOs meant you had money.

"Look how rich I am. I have so many JNCOs and collections of #3 Commemorative Plates! Never forget!"

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

I too am a rapper

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




Are those like capri pants for guys? If so, I should get some, because they made a new rule last year that we can't wear shorts anymore, but the women can wear dresses and capris (they have to be 3/4 length). That doesn't leave guys with any real options. I could probably get away with wearing them, even if they do look horrible.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


Canned Panda posted:

Are those like capri pants for guys? If so, I should get some, because they made a new rule last year that we can't wear shorts anymore, but the women can wear dresses and capris (they have to be 3/4 length). That doesn't leave guys with any real options. I could probably get away with wearing them, even if they do look horrible.

where do you work where shorts aren't ok but juggalo-wear would be?

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Canned Panda posted:

Are those like capri pants for guys? If so, I should get some, because they made a new rule last year that we can't wear shorts anymore, but the women can wear dresses and capris (they have to be 3/4 length). That doesn't leave guys with any real options. I could probably get away with wearing them, even if they do look horrible.

Actually the current fashion in suits is super cropped pants tht show your socks even while standing

criscodisco
Feb 18, 2004

do it

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Don't even get me STARTED with this guy


What on earth is happening to that poor cholo's arm?

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Vastarien
Dec 20, 2012

Where I live is nightmare, thus a certain nonchalance.



Buglord

criscodisco posted:

What on earth is happening to that poor cholo's arm?

It took me a while to figure it out, too. His hand is up his shirt. The tattoos are on his stomach.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

What is whisper and why am i seeing it on pictures all of a sudde

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Mange Mite posted:

What is whisper and why am i seeing it on pictures all of a sudde

no clue, that was linked to me on steam

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MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

These are pretty good:

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