|
Calus posted:ended up spotting through my shorts (she didn't notice) sounds like this difficult experience triggered your period
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 00:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 05:45 |
|
|
Dates just don't work for me, sexual excitation-wise. I still need a disaster and/or attack to rescue someone who is vulnerable.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 01:09
|
|
|
How to ask someone out depends on how old they are: If they are a teenager (and hopefully so are you) you need to emphasise that you want to go on a DATE and that it will be a very special and magical event where you will fall in love forever. "Would you like to go on a date with me this Saturday to the movies??" If they are in their 20s, never imply that it will be an official date or that there will be a commitment of any kind. "Hey, want to hang out?" If they are in their 30, always imply that it will be a serious date and that there will be long-term commitment potential. "I would like to take you out to dinner and get to know you better."
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 01:23
|
|
|
Hector was that you I saw last night at the window? Just trying to reach in and touch me for human contact before I woke up and you ran away in fear.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 01:41
|
|
|
Hang on a min babe, I gonna start the encuntation
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:13
|
|
|
I take em to the hot tubs. If they balk at it, I just say oh well, enjoy your walk home bitch. And if they are down, I get to see them naked almost immediately.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:15
|
|
|
Pawn 17 posted:How to ask someone out depends on how old they are: i'm in my 30s and i ain't committing to poo poo
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:15
|
|
|
Waltzing Along posted:I take em to the hot tubs. If they balk at it, I just say oh well, enjoy your walk home bitch. And if they are down, I get to see them naked almost immediately. not bad
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:15
|
|
|
we went to the pool and she confided to me that she was worried her previous boyfriend had gotten her pregnant that was the only date we had
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:18
|
|
|
She was telling you that she liked sex w/ no protection and you didn't gently caress her? Loser.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:21
|
|
|
yeah you didn't have to worry about getting her preggers for the next nine months dumdum
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:23
|
|
|
plus if she was pregnant she couldn't get pregnant with yours... god drat I always knew you were a retard symbolic, get gud jfc
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:23
|
|
|
You can use Louis CKs line to move things along "let me just get this party started"
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:24
|
|
|
For the first date I usually take her on an hour-long carriage ride through Central Park. It can be pretty expensive for a first date, though, especially since I live and work in Virginia.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:29
|
|
|
MiracleWhale posted:yeah you didn't have to worry about getting her preggers for the next nine months dumdum i suppose i was thinking along the lines of "if she is actually pregnant and we bang, she could accuse me of being the father". being 15, the prospect of this was terrifying. later on, of course, i found out she wasn't actually pregnant, which meant i did that for nothing. however, when i went to a party at her house a year later, she turned out to be a psychotic control freak with her new boyfriend, so i suppose i dodged a bullet? 
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:33
|
|
|
Just admit you prefer sucking dick and leave the thread.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:39
|
|
|
It was with a Japanese girl (FROM JAPAN) who was hanging out in the US for a few months. It was very awkward and she liked me more than I liked her. We're still friends on Facebook, but I don't really know why. EDIT: Oops, I thought this was about first-date-ever stories. For normal first dates just tell her you'll cook for her. If she pokes, she'll do that it that night. If she's a prude, you'll have to wait a couple dates. Or go our for a meal and see if she puts out after that. That's all there is to it.
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:40
|
|
|
what's a date?
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:53
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 25, 2024 05:45 |
|
|
shoophobo posted:what's a date? it's a fruit, pairs well with goat cheese and honey imo
|
|
#
?
May 20, 2016 02:54
|
|