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So my neighbor was (is?) playing music really loudly i think. It's totally silent in the apartment, save for the sound of my dogs overgrown nails clacking against the wood floors, but if I tune through the background hum of my sickass computer, I can hear the sound of music in the distance. I can't place the song, but it sounds like something a young person would like, like carnival music. I stood in the hallway cross-armed for a while as I listened to it and stared into the wall. Then I went outside to look in their windows from the sidewalk, and all of the lights are out, but I definitely hear the music. How long do I let it go on before going up and knocking?
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sorry to break it to you but those noises are hallucinations, good luck with your broken brain
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May 20, 2016 02:31
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the music is making me angry. is not loud enough to wake the dog but loud enough to make me angry a valid complaint?
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May 20, 2016 02:33
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you're not even sure if music is playing you're just nuts dude try weed maybe? or maybe smoke less weed?
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May 20, 2016 02:39
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stop being so schizoid and go over and ask for a beer perhaps
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May 20, 2016 02:43
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Call the cops asap
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May 20, 2016 02:45
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eat your neighbor?
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May 20, 2016 02:46
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I'm playing R.E.M. pretty loud. Am I your upstairs neighbor?
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May 20, 2016 02:47
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I'm trying to use some meditation techniques to clam my heartbeat, but I'm having a hard time revving it down
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May 20, 2016 02:47
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I'm trying to use some meditation techniques to clam my heartbeat, but I'm having a hard time revving it down
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May 20, 2016 02:47
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play loud music and when he comes down to tel you to stop then you can tell him about his loud music
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May 20, 2016 02:48
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Use your toes to plug your ears, they are better shaped than hands for this purpose
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May 20, 2016 02:48
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invite 2 guys over to put their dicks in your ears
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May 20, 2016 02:49
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You fight op. You go up there with a nicely oiled down bod and you prepare for the throwdown... and then come back here and describe it in as much detail as possible to me in a pm
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May 20, 2016 02:49
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Unload an entire clip of ammo into your ceiling.
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May 20, 2016 02:50
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gonna order a pizza and have the pizza guy go up there and check before i dont tip him because i dont actually want the pizza
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May 20, 2016 02:50
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GAYS FOR DAYS posted:Unload an entire clip of ammo into your ceiling.
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May 20, 2016 02:51
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:gonna order a pizza and have the pizza guy go up there and check before i dont tip him because i dont actually want the pizza not only can you try to find the source of the sound, but you also have pizza!
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May 20, 2016 02:53
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symbolic posted:alternatively, dress up as a pizza guy and deliver the pizza upstairs yourself I dont have a pizza uniform though, I only have a Burger King polo that I wear for work.
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May 20, 2016 02:54
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symbolic posted:alternatively, dress up as a pizza guy and deliver the pizza upstairs yourself Your plan is okay but it has a major flaw; how does he get pizza if he doesn't order it? Order a pizza, steal the pizza man's pizza, clothes, and identity, THEN check it out yourself.
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May 20, 2016 02:55
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:the music is making me angry. is not loud enough to wake the dog but loud enough to make me angry a valid complaint? Don't think so much you're bound to get confused.
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May 20, 2016 03:02
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satanic splash-back posted:Your plan is okay but it has a major flaw; how does he get pizza if he doesn't order it? CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:I dont have a pizza uniform though, I only have a Burger King polo that I wear for work.
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May 20, 2016 03:05
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suck your dad's cock
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May 20, 2016 03:16
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basement jihadist posted:suck your dad's cock
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May 20, 2016 03:18
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stick a microphone in your rear end and when your boyfriend comes up in there you'll know what your turds can hear
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May 20, 2016 03:22
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buy a house out in the woods and live there instead
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May 20, 2016 03:26
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do what I do, op place a 1000 watt subwoofer on top of a tall bookcase and angle it so the speaker faces (and touches) the ceiling then play a loop of a 27mHz sine wave to give your neighbor the impression that a semi-truck is idling in his living room since the sound is omnidirectional he won't be able to tell where it's coming from if you position yourself just right in your own apartment you can't hear it at all this also works at night when the dumb neighbor refuses to use headphones after 10pm
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May 20, 2016 03:39
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ghlbtsk posted:do what I do, op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9bk_QLvc_c This also works. warning, loud as gently caress.
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May 20, 2016 03:45
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OP, please look up Caravan Palace for all your spooky carnival dance music needs.  Applewhite needs to watch the official animated video of ^^^that song if he hasn't already.
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May 20, 2016 04:00
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have you tried knocking on your neighbor's door and asking him to turn it down like a normal perso......oh right you're a goon
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May 20, 2016 04:03
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I had really loud upstairs neighbors on crack. Since they kept me up so much I learned their party/passout pattern; I had access to the breakerbox and shut off their power from 2 -7 am just so I could get some sleep.
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May 20, 2016 04:06
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SHUT THE gently caress UP MOM IM TRYING TO READ MY MANGAS
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May 20, 2016 04:07
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0C3fFnmLvo
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May 20, 2016 08:44
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im picturing a telltale heart scenario but instead it's an old fart who murders a neighbor that's some tool who listens to techno 24/7 and goes mad when the music keeps playing
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May 20, 2016 08:59
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have you tried burning the building down?
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May 20, 2016 09:02
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my advice is live on the top floor, it seems to work for me real well
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May 20, 2016 09:28
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I live in a building with a bunch of old people. They're persnickity about the rules and tidiness but they come down hard on anyone who tries to be noisy after hours. It's awesome.
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May 20, 2016 09:47
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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:I live in a building with a bunch of old people. They're persnickity about the rules and tidiness but they come down hard on anyone who tries to be noisy after hours. It's awesome. your parents sound lame to me but if it suits ya
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May 20, 2016 09:48
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CANNIBAL GIRLS posted:the music is making me angry. is not loud enough to wake the dog but loud enough to make me angry a valid complaint? The dog can't hear it.....but you can. Congrats on having carnival music playing in your head, skinning your neighbour might make it stop.
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May 20, 2016 09:52
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snort a bunch of bath salts and listen to ghost bath at maximum volume https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsVZ7TQtdkU
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