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May 20, 2016 11:24
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Her sister has a boyfriend and she's also a princess so don't everyone get what they want anyway
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May 20, 2016 11:28
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Gay is so last week. Disney should make Elsa come out as trans. The next movie can just be all the characters referring to "Elliot" with the male pronoun as many times as they can.
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May 20, 2016 11:40
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Frozen 2 can be a quest to find a wizard in the land of Mexico who can make her look like the person HE feels like on the inside. On the way HE is chased by an evil wizard who attacks HIM with microaggression Magic which neutralize HIS ice powers until HE can become a real boy. Hire me disney!
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May 20, 2016 11:45
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And yet they'll never make her a furry. The fursecution continues.
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May 20, 2016 11:52
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This is the most banal poo poo ever. These people, all of them, act as if Disney gives any poo poo what they think. And yet they are only wasting their own time. The world is a depressing place
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May 20, 2016 11:54
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CJacobs posted:This is the most banal poo poo ever. These people, all of them, act as if Disney gives any poo poo what they think. And yet they are only wasting their own time. The world is a depressing place Well you could always chose to be the kind of rear end in a top hat that laughs at these people, that makes me feel better
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May 20, 2016 11:58
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Lime Tonics posted:Disney Among Companies Accused of Going to 'War' on Christianity Considering that Catholic priests have a history of molesting kids, I wouldn't mind if Disney banned them from the park.
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May 20, 2016 12:04
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May 20, 2016 12:17
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Lime Tonics posted:Disney Among Companies Accused of Going to 'War' on Christianity It's cool how America has wahhabis except they're Christian wahhabis
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May 20, 2016 12:26
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i bet lonely sheryl sandberg frigs herself off to elsa
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May 20, 2016 12:30
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oh no, lesbians
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May 20, 2016 12:30
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It's a sign of the times, that this gay agenda that the liberal mainstream loves to deny the existence of, and accuses conservatives of being paranoid fantasists if they mention it, now stalks Twitter undisguised.
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May 20, 2016 12:34
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Let her blowwww, let her blow can't hold it back anymore. Let her blowww, let her blowww Turn away and bust across the floor! I don't care Except when they try and make her gay Let her be bisexual Chick on chick never bothered me anyway!
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May 20, 2016 13:10
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can't jerk it to gay disney cartoons please fix this
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May 20, 2016 13:18
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lol I too really give a poo poo about the sexual orientation of some cartoon character from a movie I've never seen
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May 20, 2016 13:36
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gay people would be perfect for a fantasy movie: they don't exist!
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May 20, 2016 13:41
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you mean we all wish they didn't exist
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May 20, 2016 13:48
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Disney will do whatever it takes to make money. They will rewrite laws to make money. Disney characters don't fall in love with each other, they are already in love with as much money they can squeeze out through the guilt parents feel for creating another sentient chew toy for the universe. Nothing else matters
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May 20, 2016 14:12
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I think I've read this sequel. She greets people with "Welcome to the boudoir of the snow queen" and she becomes a lesbian because mens dicks keep freezing off.
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May 20, 2016 14:17
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Anyway I haven't seen the movie or whatever but to be historically accurate any princess should be married off while they're prepubescent to some very old, very rich shithead for diplomacy and cash.
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May 20, 2016 14:28
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Gimbal lock posted:I think I've read this sequel. She greets people with "Welcome to the boudoir of the snow queen" and she becomes a lesbian because mens dicks keep freezing off. wasn't there an ograth or oglaf or whatever it is called comic about that?
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May 20, 2016 14:32
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That Robot posted:to quote chinatown, "i hope everyone dies" Death is certain wizard (sorry I don't have the imgur link ready to go on my phone)
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May 20, 2016 14:33
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Microwaves Mom posted:wasn't there an ograth or oglaf or whatever it is called comic about that? It was a running gag in Oglaf, yes. It didn't work with lesbians because they got their tongues stuck to the clit. It eventually ended when one of the regular characters introduced the ice queen to vibrators.
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May 20, 2016 14:37
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let it go
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May 20, 2016 14:43
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Young Freud posted:It was a running gag in Oglaf, yes. It didn't work with lesbians because they got their tongues stuck to the clit. It eventually ended when one of the regular characters introduced the ice queen to vibrators. Oh I thought it was like a strap on or something.
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May 20, 2016 14:44
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Oglaf is so loving embarrassing and lovely. I feel waves of empathic shame every time someone links me to it
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May 20, 2016 15:46
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subhuman filth posted:Oglaf is so loving embarrassing and lovely. I feel waves of empathic shame every time someone links me to it
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May 20, 2016 15:47
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how does this change anything wasn't elsa pretty heavily implied to be a lady-gay or something? pretty much every gayelle i've known already worshipped elsa and quoted the movie from beginning to end like a gay version of a monty python nerd
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May 20, 2016 15:55
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pretty hosed up that the ghostbrothers are being played by a bunch of broads???
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May 20, 2016 15:56
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:pretty hosed up that the ghostbrothers are being played by a bunch of broads??? pretty hosed up that the movie is 30 years late and also not going to be funny
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May 20, 2016 15:57
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The Whole Internet posted:pretty hosed up that the movie is 30 years late and also not going to be funny and they didnt even bother to change the name to ghostsisters 
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May 20, 2016 15:58
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It would be a nice gesture but the nowhere does it say that Disney is even thinking about doing this
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May 20, 2016 15:59
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On the one hand making her a lesbo will piss off old people, which gets me hard. On the other hand, not making her gay will devastate tumblr, which also gets me hard. I am as conflicted as I am erect.
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May 20, 2016 16:00
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:pretty hosed up that the ghostbrothers are being played by a bunch of broads??? Messed it up the first time anyway. I was really looking forward to Ghosthonkeys.
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May 20, 2016 16:02
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Cthulu Carl posted:On the one hand making her a lesbo will piss off old people, which gets me hard. Make her a lesbo but also make it so the moral of the story is thst sexual deviancy is a disease of the soul that destroys you from the inside
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May 20, 2016 16:03
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The Whole Internet posted:how does this change anything No it was never that people just superimposed that meaning after
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May 20, 2016 16:04
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Mange Mite posted:Make her a lesbo but also make it so the moral of the story is thst sexual deviancy is a disease of the soul that destroys you from the inside That's just a more artful version of the "devastate Tumblr" option
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May 20, 2016 16:04
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It's about a white girl being confused why her bigger sister white girl is drifting apart from her and its cause of the pressure put on her by society and her parents hope that clarifies things
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May 20, 2016 16:05
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kikkelivelho posted:That's just a more artful version of the "devastate Tumblr" option I think just acknowledging the existence of homosexuals in a children's movie is enough to piss off the other side
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May 20, 2016 16:06
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