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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

they should make her too interested in princessing or whatever to care about men or women

piss off both sides

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Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
When Trump is President he will deport Disney and all the perverted sinners.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

all this lesbian scissoring chat is making me horney baby yeah!!!



do behave!!

sex?? yes please!

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Is CitizenGo on #TeamEdward or #TeamJacob?

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Strategic Tea posted:

they should make her too interested in princessing or whatever to care about men or women

piss off both sides

but is her vibrator a mr or ms?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
i should make a thread about how disney is making the next frozen movie about inflation fetishism because some dumbass on twitter said so. oh wait, i am not as retarded as the op so i have no reason to make such a thread.

note: i am obviously still retarded, but the op is on another level

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Serious Frolicking posted:

i should make a thread about how disney is making the next frozen movie about inflation fetishism because some dumbass on twitter said so. oh wait, i am not as retarded as the op so i have no reason to make such a thread.

note: i am obviously still retarded, but the op is on another level

i would like to discuss this please make the thread

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

loquacius posted:

I mean that's a super-generic movie-poster pose, but ok whatever floats your boat

For reference, here is an image of The Lion King's Timon & Pumbaa posing the same way




ok seems like kind of an out-of-nowhere question then but cheers :tipshat:

Uh aren't timon and pumbaa known as an obvious gay couple?

Or is that the joke

Sperghetti
Apr 21, 2010

@fart Eat the pussy, Elsa

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


numberoneposter posted:

all this lesbian scissoring chat is making me horney baby yeah!!!



do behave!!

sex?? yes please!

voting this post a 5

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

loquacius posted:

Elsa's piss would obviously just freeze the ice even more and make it bigger

have you not seen the movie or what :confused:

drat, youre right. *throws draft of frozen 2: let it flow into wastepaper basket*

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


art ruined before it's ever created once again

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

hemophilia posted:

Lol at liberals trying to use kids movies to like train kids about sexuality. The TARGET for these movies is a CHILD who, even if they're gay or bi or somebody who will geow up into a hilarious angry genderblob, does not give a poo poo about this stuff. I grew up with a lot of girls. Sisters, daughters of parents. The universal sentiment was "the romance poo poo is retarded". Nobody watched Alladin to see him get the princess. You have an ice wizard with a kingdom at her disposal. You can do so much more with the story creatively to entertain kids and the poor parents if you're not shoehorning in romance plots that kids mostly hate and cant even relate to, and are far too simple hamfisted and dumb to adults, because its a children's movie, all to appease some god drat idiot tumblrites who need their R34 porn to be Canon.

Signed, a gay retard who still remembers his childhood.
elsa is a weapon of mass destruction. kingdoms rally to eliminate her country because of the very real threat that an unnatural force such as an ice wizard can possess.

so, they hire a swarthy dark-skinned man who smells strongly of clove and has a mysterious power over fire to tame her unnatural impulses by bringing a natural balance.

meanwhile the other chick marrys the dumb nord that cuts ice, falls into a fissure two minutes into the movie and provides pathos for elsa to become a destructive recluse.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
freezing arendalle was an inside job

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Ahundredbux posted:

freezing arendalle was an inside job

*a narrowing of eyes*

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Gisnep isn't saying either way, but elsa is probably gonna be lesbian. I think the whole thing is funny.

You get good gems out of it, such as this.

Far-right pastor Kevin Swanson has also pushed for this campaign, according to the report. Swanson is already known for claiming the first "Frozen" film was part of an agenda to make children gay and claimed that the song "Let It Go" was a Satanic theme song of rebellion.

Swanson continued to explain that the campaign to make Elsa lesbian and the concept of adding gay characters in children's movies such as "Frozen 2" would be a sure-fire means of "destroying civilization."

Hmm yes, a disney, err gisnep princess is going to destroy civilization.

http://www.christiantoday.com/article/frozen.2.news.conservatives.launch.campaign.against.lesbian.elsa/86406.htm

I'm with the chinatown dude on this one, just kill everything and start over.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
just nuke America imo :shrug:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Someone did make a death metal version of let it go, the satanic anthem of 12 year olds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYS4c9E-TA

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Lime Tonics posted:

Someone did make a death metal version of let it go, the satanic anthem of 12 year olds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYS4c9E-TA

Sound like poo poo lmao

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Adults clamoring for equal representation in childrens' entertainment never gets old.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
Huey dewey and louie are all cis and straight. This is in clear violation of human rights and someone should inform tumblr immediately.

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms

Bundle of Keys posted:

Huey dewey and louie are all cis and straight. This is in clear violation of human rights and someone should inform tumblr immediately.

they should be polyamorous

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Bundle of Keys posted:

Adults clamoring for equal representation in childrens' entertainment never gets old.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Elsa just needs a good deep dicking

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
She should be straight with a genderfluid faekin partner.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

*a narrowing of eyes*

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Airborne Viking posted:

Elsa just needs a good deep dicking

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

Airborne Viking posted:

Elsa just needs a good deep dicking

according to fanon-

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

ITS JUST A PHASE

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015

I too see a cartoon intended for prepubescent children and immediately try to figure out how my political agenda can be imposed on it.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

a list of which care bears i think are circumcised, and how they feel about it

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Lime Tonics posted:

Someone did make a death metal version of let it go, the satanic anthem of 12 year olds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpYS4c9E-TA

this is very bad :lol:

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Kiryen posted:

I too see a cartoon intended for prepubescent children and immediately try to figure out how my political agenda can be imposed on it.

it's not a political agenda if it's the agenda you're required to have if you want to a good person in the eyes of dweebs on the internet

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
So about this lesbian Elsa thing, I think I am gonna need to see some fanart before I make up my mind.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
can someone make a Frozen Megathread so we can merge the other threads into it? i really love typing words about Frozen and i know you guys do to

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

no, these threads are all on very different but important tracks.

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

we need a frozen RSF

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
we should have a frozen mega thread in addition to these current ones imo and also a frozen sub forum

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

I need a frozen lemonade

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