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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


TheIllestVillain posted:

lmao she has a tattoo of a literal fascist paramilitary organisation that were affiliated with groups responsible for crimes against humanity

so is it PC/halal to jerk off to her or not

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TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country
shes got bolt on titties and doesn do anal

:sad:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

RedMage129 posted:

Luckily, by picking 2 or 3 things she's tweeted in her entire life we can get a complete understanding of her psyche and make an informed judgement!

I too will bend over backwards to apologize for a perceived victim then demonize political unpersons for triggering tweets.

Here is your official D&D jumper. Please enter your forums holding cell I mean safe space.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

oldpainless posted:

I was hoping the chick was Mia Khalifa but I was wrong.

Is Mia Khalifa still famous?

Beat out Lisa Ann for 2016 Top Searched pornstar on Porn Hub iirc. :shrug:

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

The Brown Menace posted:

so is it PC/halal to jerk off to her or not

When you cum you must utter "in the name of God (PBUH)". Also you must beat off with lentils or something.

Dry rubs are preferred for chicken dicks.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Smash it Smash hit posted:

gently caress, someone keeps calling my Islamaphone.

Would you say your Islamaphone was blowing up?

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

The Sphinxster posted:

Would you say your Islamaphone was blowing up?

:negative: goddamn. Why didn't I see this. :golfclap:

Smashurbanipal
Sep 12, 2009
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A SHITTY POSTER

Helical Nightmares posted:

Beat out Lisa Ann for 2016 Top Searched pornstar on Porn Hub iirc. :shrug:

Not even that hot for a Lebanese gal, sad.

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

TheIllestVillain posted:

lmao she has a tattoo of a literal fascist paramilitary organisation that were affiliated with groups responsible for crimes against humanity

good imho

TheIllestVillain
Dec 27, 2011

Sal, Wyoming's not a country

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

oldpainless posted:

I was hoping the chick was Mia Khalifa but I was wrong.

Is Mia Khalifa still famous?

Her butt is, at least

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

yeah, I got another idiot really mad at me on the forums before.

sorry you're not my first, darling, but I still love you

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]
ring ring ring ring ring ring ring
islamophone

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

What the hell is an islamaphone????

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

satanic splash-back posted:

this reminds me of an excellent song by the title of "banana phone"

gently caress... FUUUUUUUCK.

Thanks a lot shitler now ive got a ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring islamaphone bu bu ba du ba du.

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
My Cellular

Islamular

Phoooooooooonnnne

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

TheIllestVillain posted:

lmao she has a tattoo of a literal fascist paramilitary organisation that were affiliated with groups responsible for crimes against humanity

so you're saying it was a group involved in the Lebanese civil war then...

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Helical Nightmares posted:

Beat out Lisa Ann for 2016 Top Searched pornstar on Porn Hub iirc. :shrug:

Similar to how often the most vocal homophobes turn out to be super gayballs, I wonder how many white trash Trump voters fap to her to the point of weird obsession just because she's vaguely middle-eastern looking

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

TheIllestVillain posted:

lmao she has a tattoo of a literal fascist paramilitary organisation that were affiliated with groups responsible for crimes against humanity

We need more people like this, especially anime girls

RobattoJesus
Aug 13, 2002

drunk asian neighbor posted:

Similar to how often the most vocal homophobes turn out to be super gayballs, I wonder how many white trash Trump voters fap to her to the point of weird obsession just because she's vaguely middle-eastern looking

That and liberals with some kind of "hop in my rescue boat noble savage and I will share with you the liberal fruits of my enlightened and caring penis" thing.

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

The Brown Menace posted:

a jewish robot?

so what, you have an over-bearing assembly plant sticking its nose into your affairs well into your 30s and 40s?

nah

only ethnically anyhow cos i don't believe in god

That Robot fucked around with this message at 13:42 on May 21, 2016

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

That Robot posted:


how is she a lebanese christian if she still has the headscarf and was doing the ironic selfie as an anti-immigration protest?

they're talking about mia khalifa, not this woman

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord

John Denver Hoxha posted:

they're talking about mia khalifa, not this woman

I realized that soon after

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
mia khalifa is p hot

but she was even hotter before getting silicon titties

however the level of fundie outrage her porn generates kind of balances that out

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Helical Nightmares posted:

Beat out Lisa Ann for 2016 Top Searched pornstar on Porn Hub iirc. :shrug:

pathetic. there's like 1000 better mattress actresses...

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Groovelord Neato posted:

pathetic. there's like 1000 better mattress actresses...

one even got to go to the state of the union

Microwaves Mom
Nov 8, 2015

by zen death robot
Come to think of it one or two of the Muslim kids I was friends with back in the day would always blame the jews for everything...

I wonder if anyone I know that is currently Muslim does that too. I'll have to try and bait it out of them.

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Microwaves Mom posted:

Come to think of it one or two of the Muslim kids I was friends with back in the day would always blame the jews for everything...

I wonder if anyone I know that is currently Muslim does that too. I'll have to try and bait it out of them.

Gaza/Palestine is guaranteed to make "moderate" muslims break character. Just mention some atrocity committed there and see them start foaming at the mouth.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

NihilismNow posted:

Gaza/Palestine is guaranteed to make "moderate" muslims break character. Just mention some atrocity committed there and see them start foaming at the mouth.
True of most non Americans, not just a muslim thing.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Israel is right and hitler is left.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jBrereton posted:

True of most non Americans, not just a muslim thing.

what about the bad things jordan did to the palestinians when they had control. does that also cause such a reaction.

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Groovelord Neato posted:

what about the bad things jordan did to the palestinians when they had control. does that also cause such a reaction.

no because their king was on star trek

non-americans love star trek

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Uhhh what?

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

I'm glad this thread went from another generic invasion of europe thread to talking about Mia Khalifa

Dave_Indeed
Feb 22, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Helical Nightmares posted:

Beat out Lisa Ann for 2016 Top Searched pornstar on Porn Hub iirc. :shrug:

Lisa Ann is like 68 though, that's like when Randy Couture started actually losing fights when he was nearly 50 to dudes in their 20's. Good job Lisa Ann, I'd still gently caress you.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Dave_Indeed posted:

Good job Lisa Ann, I'd still gently caress you.

Only if she did her Sarah Palin impression

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



king abdullah of jordan was on star trek once

http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Abdullah_bin_al-Hussein

although it was voyager so the international community might have some gripes with that

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Groovelord Neato posted:

what about the bad things jordan did to the palestinians when they had control. does that also cause such a reaction.
Not really, but then Jordan isn't cheerfully blockading millions of people today, right now, while being backed to the hilt by the world's most powerful government (although conditions in the refugee camps are atrocious).

Nor did it give the defence ministry to a man who openly advocates ethnic cleansing, as a direct gently caress You to the last guy stepping down because of his concerns about the radicalisation of the state.

Unless it did, obviously. But we don't hear all that much about Jordan round these parts.

Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012
I'd like to goo viral on her possibly poz a neg hole if you know what I mean

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Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


jBrereton posted:

Not really, but then Jordan isn't cheerfully blockading millions of people today, right now, while being backed to the hilt by the world's most powerful government (although conditions in the refugee camps are atrocious).

Nor did it give the defence ministry to a man who openly advocates ethnic cleansing, as a direct gently caress You to the last guy stepping down because of his concerns about the radicalisation of the state.

Unless it did, obviously. But we don't hear all that much about Jordan round these parts.

it's cool none of the angry people were alive when jordan was doing their bad stuff and most of the people alive then didn't care either.

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