Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
Which would you have sex with?
Lena Dunham
Meghan Trainor
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Kuato posted:

I'd do both at the same time :grin:

Like a female would ever get near you kuato.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

trouser chili posted:

Lol



Lena Dunham because I don't wanna follow after 25 dicks. I don't care if you do, just not my thing.

noooooo our perfect shutout :negative:

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I took the sticker off my truck I'll gently caress both

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I guess someone should tweet the pole to Meghan Trainor.

Canned Panda
Jul 10, 2012




What about Jeff Dunham?

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
lol looks like Jastiger (I think he was the one who said he would gently caress Dunham) voted

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax
Meghan Trainor is really hot. Lena Dunham is not attractive. Come on. Is this a joke thread?

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

lol trainor. Dunham is actively gross whereas Trainor is just fat (maybe? I haven't seen pictures of her in years)

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Un chien andalou posted:

lol looks like Jastiger (I think he was the one who said he would gently caress Dunham) voted

Nah it was Trouser Chili. He just wanted to ruin our good time :mad:

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Lena Dunham looks like she needs decontamination, not just a bath.

I'd train the gently caress out of Meghan Trainor.

trouser chili
Mar 27, 2002

Unnngggggghhhhh

loquacius posted:

Nah it was Trouser Chili. He just wanted to ruin our good time :mad:

I haven't actually voted. Ultimately I decided the only way to win was not to play.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Haha remember when Dunham lost her poo poo when people told her she was disgusting (for stuff she admitted in her own biography about when she was a child, and more damning, a teenager)

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

and by "lost her poo poo" I of course mean Twitter and Facebook

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


No

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Which ever one shoves enough drinks down my throat.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Id be loving both but done ham is gonna get a Cleveland steamer

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

regular sex or dungeon sex

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I yam gay so neither

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

regular sex or dungeon sex

Partner with Lena to double dom Trainor.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
if voted for Dunham you should explain yourself

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Chomp8645 posted:

Partner with Lena to double dom Trainor.

Yeah this is probably how it'd go down

Dunham would "find" pebbles and poo poo inside Trainor (using a trick similar to finding a quarter behind someone's ear) and go "you left that in there for me to find, didn't you, you dirty girl"

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
Megan traynor isn't ugly and only pretends to be fat so her

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

poll results were funnier than i expected

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

jarofpiss posted:

poll results were funnier than i expected

even the trolliest troll won't say that they want to have sex with lena dunham

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Let's kick this up a notch: Would you rather have sex with Lena Dunham, or your own hand?

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

JakeP posted:

even the trolliest troll won't say that they want to have sex with lena dunham

*Jastigar, Jastigar, Jastigar*

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

loquacius posted:

Let's kick this up a notch: Would you rather have sex with Lena Dunham, or your own hand?

again, i have different answers for "regular" and "dungeon"

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

loquacius posted:

Let's kick this up a notch: Would you rather have sex with Lena Dunham, or your own hand?

you gonna hve to kick it up a couple notches I think

Would you rather have sex with Lena Dunham or Schmorky

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
hey, i cant blame him. dunham's an iowa 8, so he doesnt know any better.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

loquacius posted:

Let's kick this up a notch: Would you rather have sex with Lena Dunham, or take a shower in Bill's bathroom?

I think id gently caress her in that situation

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Congratulations on the most one-sided poll I've ever seen in GBS:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

props to op for not including a goku option.

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

I'm gay

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

again, i have different answers for "regular" and "dungeon"

Yeah tying up your own hand is kind of a self-defeating idea

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

props to op for not including a goku option.

uh, who wouldnt prefer goku to the pile of rotting garbage or the slam whale?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
tweeting this thread to lena dunham so she can cause a media storm

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum

Serious Frolicking posted:

uh, who wouldnt prefer goku to the pile of rotting garbage or the slam whale?

What makes you think that Goku would have anything to do with your dirty old fanny?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Gaunab posted:

tweeting this thread to lena dunham so she can cause a media storm

Lena gonna protest the results of this poll and Trainor gonna be all like "you need to let it go".

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Wintermutant posted:

What makes you think that Goku would have anything to do with your dirty old fanny?

goku dont discriminate. why would he? he's goku.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Bill Barber
Aug 26, 2015

Hot Rope Guy

Serious Frolicking posted:

goku dont discriminate. why would he? he's goku.

  • Locked thread