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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
I bet that would be good for improving your mood

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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i planted two bonsai trees in my skull to learn to wisdom of the forest. as an unexpected bonus i can detect pine beetles within 400 hectares

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
My vegetable garden gives me inner peas.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
I'm in the middle of taking a massive poo poo and it's already improved my mood a great deal.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011

King of Bees posted:

My vegetable garden gives me inner peas.

haha

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

King of Bees posted:

My vegetable garden gives me inner peas.

:dogbutton:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I've got a major gambling problem, what a triggering thread, what with the mention of betting in the OP. Rude

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting
His name's herbert. lol just kidding HIS NAME'S BOB

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

op, i feel like your posting is becoming increasingly insincere. this thread, for example, is a bit insulting, and belies your stated concern for our well-being.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
what kind if plant op I need specifics

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Kuato posted:

I've got a major gambling problem, what a triggering thread, what with the mention of betting in the OP. Rude

i'm puttin it all on vegetables

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i got drunk and yelled at my plant

Mildly Amusing
May 2, 2012

room temperature
i planted some sage in my garden. haven't really had a chance to use it yet. i was thinking i was going to have to take good care of it, but even just watering it every other day cause it to be overwatered, so now i just leave it alone. so much for teaching me responsibility or whatever

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
i have a bit of a green thumb, wanna smell it?

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

I have a dog.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Enfield posted:

i got drunk and yelled at my plant

all the fruit is going to have frown lines now

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

trying is for chumps and people who serious post like enfield

www
Aug 4, 2010

what plant do you recommend

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Suck my dick, OP

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

www posted:

what plant do you recommend

dandelions are good beginners plants

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

It's pretty sweet to have power over a thing and let it die if it crosses you

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Saalkin posted:

It's pretty sweet to have power over a thing and let it die if it crosses you

its better to get a cat or a rabbit. you cant hear a plants pitiful cries for clemency

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
oh ill take care of a plant all right *takes a bite out of a large tomato while maintaining eye contact*

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
There's an Iris plant out back. Lovely sweet flowers.

Hopefully the idiot deer do not eat them.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
they say i have a bit of a green sac, would you like to smell it?

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

My vegetable garden gives me inner peas.

Mine just makes corn-y jokes :(

TheShazbot
Feb 20, 2011

JiveHonky posted:

they say i have a bit of a green sac, would you like to smell it?

can we cut it open to see what's inside

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


I actually have 4 cats who are very well cared for as well as a small vegetable garden I'm working on this year thanks so much for your concern about all of us gbs folks mental wellbeing INRI

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i don't like to go outside and i don't like dirt in my house. i'll probably just buy whatever the newest harvest moon is.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
my plant has mites >:|

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



ive kept a sourdough starter culture alive since december!!

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
Can't spare the water, need it for the hangovers from being an alcoholic

ManDingo
Jun 1, 2001
Can you grow a waifu?

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Taking care of plants is cool and good. Check out this helpful list of plants that will help clean up the air in your home! :)

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
Im not sure i m ready for a plant.
Im going to start with kids first, and if they live I'll consider getting a fern

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
when i was a kid my mom had a garden. she foisted off all planning, care and maintenance off on my siblings and i and was completely unwilling to so much as water it. that was actually a pretty good life lesson, though probably not the one she thought it was.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i already like to grow plants but thanks anyway op !

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
plant catmint for your cats so they can get high

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

ManDingo posted:

Can you grow a waifu?

if you grow a new kind of rose you can name it any stupid thing, like maybe "haruhi suzumiya"

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Luvcow posted:

plant catmint for your cats so they can get high

im afraid to let my cat outside bec some brain damaged goon might shoot him :ohdear:

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