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PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
http://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2016/05/20/hearing-today-jared-fogles-appeal/84568774/

Jared's Defense Attorney posted:

"The mere fact that someone's fantasizing about a crime or committing a crime, even a crime of violence, is not itself a crime," Elberger said during the hearing.

And even though Fogle talked about having sex with young minors, "that's all he did," Elberger said. "It was all talk and no substance."

C'mon guys, he only thought about loving kids and looked at child porn. He didn't even look at ALL of the porn! Give the guy a break!

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penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
eh im not touching this one

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Did he go to rich white guy slap on the wrist "jail" or pound-me-in-the-rear end prison?

He deserves to rot in jail forever either way but just curious as to how big of a bitch he is being about his sentence

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
meat, fresh

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Cuckoo posted:

Did he go to rich white guy slap on the wrist "jail" or pound-me-in-the-rear end prison?

He deserves to rot in jail forever either way but just curious as to how big of a bitch he is being about his sentence

He's in a low sec prison in Colorado. Rod Blagojevich is there as well which should tell you something.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I should hope someone murders him in prison long before 5 years are up regardless.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
*ahem* EAT FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

signalnoise
Mar 7, 2008

i was told my old av was distracting

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

eh im not touching this one

Not good enough

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
not enough kids around, iho

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL

Cuckoo posted:

Did he go to rich white guy slap on the wrist "jail" or pound-me-in-the-rear end prison?

He already got his rear end kicked at least once like 4 months in.

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/jared-fogle-suffers-bloody-nose-colorado-prison-fight-article-1.2566171

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



looking at child porn is literally the same thing as raping a child

Poz Party Pooper
Feb 16, 2014

THE DOG HOUSE posted:

eh im not touching this one

that's not what jared said

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Mods knew

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
Yo gently caress this pedophile rapist. Stop raping Coral!


Also gently caress this Jared guy.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
gently caress him and gently caress you OP. Everyone involved can and should suck my hole.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Hopefully he gets pushed down some stairs.

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Man in prison wants sentence reduced? Stop the presses!

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

is that how it works? you just ask for a shorter sentence and they give you one

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

here's a really short sentence:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Parallax Scroll posted:

is that how it works? you just ask for a shorter sentence and they give you one
Shy bairns get nowt.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

eat fresh

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Sorry, sort of compromised the structure of your joke there 'Lax Scroll.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
C-c-c-c-combo breaker

Cartouche
Jan 4, 2011

The Goatfather posted:

looking at child porn is literally the same thing as raping a child

Which in the middle east is celebrated as part of ~culture~.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

jBrereton posted:

Sorry, sort of compromised the structure of your joke there 'Lax Scroll.

s'cool

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party

The Goatfather posted:

looking at child porn is literally the same thing as raping a child

op Jared did both.

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

The guy who beat him up is named Stephen Nigg

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Sheep-Goats posted:

The guy who beat him up is named Stephen Nigg

Er, that's problematic

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Sheep-Goats posted:

The guy who beat him up is named Stephen Nigg

:captainpop:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Steve Nigg Tryna Get An Eat Freezy.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


jBrereton posted:

Steve Nigg Tryna Get An Eat Freezy.

valiant effort 2/5

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i mean, he's right, but

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
There is a woman named Penny Ur. She writes EFL books. She should marry Stephen Nigg and they could give their child a hyphenated name.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Celluloid Sam posted:

valiant effort 2/5
Thanks.

noctambulous nebab
May 12, 2016

by zen death robot

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i mean, he's right, but

If a lawyer is any good then everything they say is right, but

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
And then make his first name oval office. And then tape every first day of school the kid goes through K-12.

LSD CURES JUNKIES
Sep 12, 2013

I don't think the 15 years was a long enough sentence.

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
someone post the gif of jared morphing into aatrek and vice versa

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I think he's great

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
ur-nigg is a very powerful name.

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