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Some guy I know with his own house has his pregnant wife going out of town for the weekend after this. Four of his friends will happen to be in town. Submit your ideas for almost dad good times here. e: tl;dr "Dur, GBS tell me how to hang out with friends. I'm a stupid." BirryJoru fucked around with this message at 00:12 on May 21, 2016 |
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May 20, 2016 21:14
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BirryJoru posted:Some guy I know with his own house has his pregnant wife going out of town for the weekend after this. Four of his friends will happen to be in town. Burn the house down whilst you are inside it.
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May 20, 2016 21:15
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Set up an elaborate rube-goldberg abortion
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May 20, 2016 21:16
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sneak booze into all the non-alcoholic drinks in the house so his baby comes out a nitwit
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May 20, 2016 21:16
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Spend the entire weekend stalking his pregnant wife, occasionally appearing far enough away that she sort of recognizes you but can't confirm it and then disappearing. Or uh make a fort out of all the furniture in the house in the living room, and then fill it with booze and live in there all weekend
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May 20, 2016 21:16
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suck his dick
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May 20, 2016 21:16
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suck own dick
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May 20, 2016 21:17
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go to vegas
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May 20, 2016 21:17
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FhRhzAWzLA
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May 20, 2016 21:18
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Gay sex orgy
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May 20, 2016 21:19
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Have a pajama jammy jam
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May 20, 2016 21:20
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btw I think this is officially the moment country and pop became one. If someone told me this was a boy band I would totally believe it, but he's actually a country artist.
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May 20, 2016 21:20
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what about the town though? I mean, what will they even think?
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May 20, 2016 21:21
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House Party was a great movie. Probably a cult classic. Can't beat scenes like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC_4l7bFKJk
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May 20, 2016 21:22
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TOGA TOGA TOGA
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May 20, 2016 21:24
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Suck each other's dicks.
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May 20, 2016 21:25
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Let's drink ourselves to death! Y'all better catch up, I got a head start.
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May 20, 2016 21:26
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Use the house to shoot my gay porn script, In my Ender's Game.
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May 20, 2016 21:27
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Convince him to leave his wife and gay marry you.
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May 20, 2016 21:29
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one friend might be a female so it won't be too gay
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May 20, 2016 21:30
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BirryJoru posted:one friend might be a female so it won't be too gay Suck her ladydick!
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May 20, 2016 21:31
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BirryJoru posted:one friend might be a female so it won't be too gay Fine, a gang bang then Jesus so picky
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May 20, 2016 21:31
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BirryJoru posted:one friend might be a female so it won't be too gay ah, excellent, a female!
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May 20, 2016 21:32
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Aw man I thought this thread was going to be about
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May 20, 2016 21:33
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ghostter posted:ah, excellent, a female! only maybe
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May 20, 2016 21:34
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Aw man I thought this thread was going to be about This guy's got the right idea!
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May 20, 2016 21:35
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Aw man I thought this thread was going to be about when did Eraser Head get a sequel? I thought the baby died. was it as funny?
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May 20, 2016 21:36
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Pudding Huxtable posted:Have a pajama jammy jam public enema!? public enema!?
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May 20, 2016 21:39
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OP, you should sneak out mid party, quickly race to where his wife is at and seduce her
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May 20, 2016 21:39
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why are all the suggestions dick sucking and surprising the pregnant wife with sex? they like board/video games and movies are there no better options?
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May 20, 2016 21:44
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did anyone say dick sucking yet because lol
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May 20, 2016 21:56
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Suck they dicks
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May 20, 2016 21:58
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PureEvil6_13 posted:Aw man I thought this thread was going to be about Windows 98 posted:Suck they dicks 
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May 20, 2016 22:03
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BirryJoru posted:why are all the suggestions dick sucking and surprising the pregnant wife with sex? Well I WAS going to suggest playing Dark Souls 3 but you've been rude about considering my sex suggestions so gently caress u
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May 20, 2016 22:03
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maybe I should not waste time on this house party and just take the pregnant wife, who happens to be female, for a sudden hike
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May 20, 2016 22:03
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suck the wifes dick
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May 20, 2016 22:08
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BirryJoru posted:maybe I should not waste time on this house party and just take the pregnant wife, who happens to be female, for a sudden hike Ahhhh, I got ya. Just make sure you bring plenty of marbles and raid, eh, eh??
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May 20, 2016 22:09
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I haven't had fun at a house party since high school, this is what life's like as the diaspora.
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May 20, 2016 22:12
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suck octomom nebabs dick
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May 20, 2016 22:13
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added to the email chain: listen, dude(s) I already posted a thread about our little predicament to help us through on GBS. so far we're supposed to suck each other's dicks while I go on a sudden hike with pregnant wife
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May 20, 2016 22:24
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