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I'm on bottle number 3 but at the start of the week one of those bottles was half empty!
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May 20, 2016 21:38
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Some of us are worried you might have a problem with ranchahol.
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May 20, 2016 21:39
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Windows 98 posted:I'm on bottle number 3 but at the start of the week one of those bottles was half empty! we secretly replaced windows ranch with folgers spooge. lets see if he can tell the difference
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May 20, 2016 21:41
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you ever have that ranch w/ the bacon already in it? haha poo poo's wild
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May 20, 2016 21:43
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ranch contains the same ingredient, titanium dioxide, that is found in many sunscreens to give it the white color. enjoy!
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May 20, 2016 21:48
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A hogshead, Op
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May 20, 2016 21:55
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im more of a 1000 Island man myself
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May 20, 2016 21:57
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Ew.
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May 20, 2016 21:57
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7FGCtnoJo
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May 20, 2016 22:02
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I don't know how ranch is even a thing, its just grease in a bottle.
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May 20, 2016 22:02
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I ranch it up about 8 times a week my mulatto
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May 20, 2016 22:04
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probably like 2 maybe 3 if it's been a rough week. i also eat like 10 bags of pork rinds a week
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May 20, 2016 22:04
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I can and do eat an entire bag of jumbo marshmallows for lunch
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May 20, 2016 22:08
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I like to make a quick shallot vinaigrette for my salad needs, OP.
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May 20, 2016 22:12
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hey it's friday i think i'll crush a bottle of ranch just try and stop me, pussyt
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May 21, 2016 04:14
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Windows 98 posted:I'm on bottle number 3 but at the start of the week one of those bottles was half empty! 0
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May 21, 2016 04:24
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Ranch is gross.
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May 21, 2016 04:25
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onwing more than one bottle of ranch is embarrassing
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May 21, 2016 04:28
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lol if you use anything but italian dressing
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May 21, 2016 04:37
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TIME FOR SOME RANCH
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May 21, 2016 04:39
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do you think theres a cowboy themed gay buttfuck ranch somewhere? pm me the deets
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May 21, 2016 04:42
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I like ponzu on salad. It's tangy and satisfying, plus it's low in calories.
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May 21, 2016 04:42
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Blue cheese fagget!
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May 21, 2016 04:44
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i only like ranch in potato chip form e: and of the cool variety
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May 21, 2016 05:03
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not enough there's never enough
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May 21, 2016 05:06
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No no. Don't drink it. It's bad for you. Moderation is key, friends.
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May 21, 2016 05:08
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 op is the one opening the ranch who happens to be taking up the most space in that pic i'm the coca cola bottle receiving a beej from fatty #2
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May 21, 2016 05:43
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To answer your question seriously, I can't remember the last time I even had ranch dressing. Maybe a couple years? I don't mind the taste, it's just so drat high in calories I usually avoid it.
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May 21, 2016 05:46
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Even at my absolute fattest, I could not understand these people. And I was FAT!
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May 21, 2016 06:47
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nawcom posted:
aye carumballs
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May 21, 2016 06:49
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i buttchug twice a day
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May 21, 2016 06:49
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VendaGoat posted:Even at my absolute fattest, I could not understand these people. And I was FAT! gonna need visual confirmation soldier
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May 21, 2016 06:52
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kazr posted:gonna need visual confirmation soldier Lol VendaGoat was/is giant
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May 21, 2016 06:53
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kazr posted:gonna need visual confirmation soldier I was Fat/Fat/Fat. I multi classed in fatdom. I had a specialty in Ranch dressing and extra bacon.
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May 21, 2016 06:56
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Sometimes I use empty ranch bottles to store my semen. Sometimes I forget which bottles those were.
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May 21, 2016 07:00
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criscodisco posted:I like to make a quick shallot vinaigrette for my salad needs, OP. I did a really easy one the other night. Chop a red onion until it's pretty small, saute that in a small pot with some olive oil and garlic until it starts looking good, then you want to throw in balsamic vinegar and in this case some gas station chardonnay not quite to cover and just throw a lid on that and cook it at about medium low until it thickens up to almost a runny marmalade consistency. The liquid deglazes the pot a bit so don't be afraid to really brown that garlic, you'll get a lot of nice flavor. Season as necessary, I hit it with a little salt and petter and brown sugar at the end and then threw it on a simple spinach salad with green onions and some roasted almonds I found. poo poo takes like five minutes of actual attention but comes out beautiful and impressive. If you have leftovers it makes a nice cold sandwich spread the next day bird up Real Mean Queen fucked around with this message at 07:11 on May 21, 2016 |
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May 21, 2016 07:09
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VendaGoat posted:I was Fat/Fat/Fat. Did you lose weight? I am sincerely happy for you if you did  Congrats!
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May 21, 2016 07:10
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JakeP posted:im more of a 1000 Island man myself hell yeah
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May 21, 2016 07:11
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JakeP posted:im more of a 1000 Island man myself Criminally underrated as a burger topping
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Ranch is SUPER fattening. That's why I consume 3 bottle of creamy caesar dressing a week instead!
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