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Sign his Pertition! If you haven't heard of Thursday Lane I'm sorry for your loss. This guy is an American hero; he has a dream and works tirelessly to achieve it. All he wants in life is to be in white male fart porn, and to smell men's farts. All guys are welcome too, ages 21 to 78, cis or trans (men with vaginas) who he refers to as "pasta". Pasta matters a lot to him. Farts are called "cream" and each person is a different variety of cream depending on their hair color and other factors. Yes he has been on Tosh.0, but that was awhile ago and like a fine wine he has just gotten better with age. A sampling of his videos: Thursday marries a fart (for life) Twin Towers cream? Pastaguys matters Small penis rules the world I am a corn house friend of the family respect me for the name He puts on plays Could a man with a vagina gently caress me the balls I bin Thursday Lane has a rich inner life which he makes an outer life by posting 5+ videos a day describing his love of farts and men with vaginas, the possibility of Pasta guys peeing on his face, and his fantasy about being a slave on a corn plantation, as well as beautiful artwork.     I dont understand how this guy is not a household name, hes fantastic, hes so dedicated to his dreams.
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May 20, 2016 23:12
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this guy should really be in white male fart porn. seems like he's got a vision
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May 20, 2016 23:12
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Hell Yeah posted:this guy should really be in white male fart porn. seems like he's got a vision nah. hes good
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May 20, 2016 23:13
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i'm tellin you some day this young man is going to knock you out in the field of white male fart porn. knock your ding dang socks right off.
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May 20, 2016 23:15
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JiveHonky posted:nah. hes good You're really a cold dude to deny this man his dream
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May 20, 2016 23:16
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this guy is my new hero move over benito
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May 20, 2016 23:17
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Bismuth posted:You're really a cold dude to deny this man his dream if he achieves his dream he would have lost his dream as well. dint think about that did you?
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May 20, 2016 23:18
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JiveHonky posted:if he achieves his dream he would have lost his dream as well. I don't think so, he'll always have more to dream about as long as there are men's farts that he hasn't smelled. I would also like to say that my room mate and I have both signed his petition, and I didnt realize it would use our real names, but we arent going back.
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May 20, 2016 23:25
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why cant he just want pee and poop like a normal person?/ why does it have to be farts? farts are so gross i really dont get this. application DENIED
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May 20, 2016 23:28
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I don't remember which WWII war criminal's name I used when I signed up for change.org so I'm unable to help, though I do sincerely hope that that gentlemen's mouth is filled with only the sweetest and most flavorful farts until the end of his days.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't remember which WWII war criminal's name I used when I signed up for change.org so I'm unable to help, though I do sincerely hope that that gentlemen's mouth is filled with only the sweetest and most flavorful farts until the end of his days. If you just use the same email it will automatically put in whatever name you used no matter what you type in as your name
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May 20, 2016 23:46
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Strange, I only see one new signature on the petition since I posted this thread...
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May 21, 2016 00:53
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i had a time share in play with your dick city once
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May 21, 2016 00:58
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Iron Prince posted:i had a time share in play with your dick city once I was born and raised in Fat Bear Bottom City
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May 21, 2016 06:39
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someone would earn a guaranteed profit off of making a documentary about this guy I'd totally watch it. where's werner herzog when you need him
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May 21, 2016 07:09
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Saw him on Tosh.0 but he doesn't come close to that GIF of the guy collecting poo poo / semen and then taking a bath in it.
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May 21, 2016 07:11
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nawcom posted:someone would earn a guaranteed profit off of making a documentary about this guy https://www.masterclass.com/classes...CFVFZhgodDmoBEw Teaching classes on film making that I will be attending
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May 21, 2016 07:12
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well i mean how much is he paying the person to fart on him? e: i mean im not saying id do it for sure but i like to keep an open mind and an open anus with matters like these
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May 21, 2016 07:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Ehad7oT_Q reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzHUgSxj5Ss
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May 21, 2016 07:34
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nawcom posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1Ehad7oT_Q Same person, tbh
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May 21, 2016 07:41
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paft
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May 21, 2016 09:48
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yesterdays lolcow we all about Tamers12345 now tbh fam
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May 21, 2016 10:03
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mods please change name to Fartmale Whiteporn.
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May 21, 2016 10:17
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morboweirwood posted:yesterdays lolcow What language do you speak? Can someone please translate.
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May 21, 2016 10:20
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What's his username?
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May 21, 2016 10:27
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for fucks sake dan posted:well i mean how much is he paying the person to fart on him? will fart for food
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May 21, 2016 10:55
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male cream fart porn is a high-demand career, you can't just petition your way into it. You have to study hard and pay your dues first
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May 21, 2016 13:56
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I am the most mysterious white male fart pornstar ama
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May 21, 2016 14:11
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I love farting
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May 21, 2016 14:23
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Next time my girlfriend suggests I'd rather marry my farts, I know what I'll show her.
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May 21, 2016 14:35
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Bismuth posted:Sign his Pertition! Signed, I hope you make it in Bismuth!
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May 21, 2016 14:37
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A white male butt hole, opening and closing, forever
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May 21, 2016 15:58
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i've seen this dude on septa trains. he's nightmare fuel.
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May 21, 2016 16:30
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JiveHonky posted:nope Puritan
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May 21, 2016 16:33
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Harry in Rio posted:i've seen this dude on septa trains. lol this guy is peak septa. What line?
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Signed, I hope you make it in Bismuth! Thank you, thank you Harry in Rio posted:i've seen this dude on septa trains. I want his autograph
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May 21, 2016 19:41
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Bismuth posted:I was born and raised in Fat Bear Bottom City According to all of my secret questions ever, I am from Poopopolis. I once had to say this aloud to a customer service guy to retrieve an account. It was awesome. Anyhow, I'm glad to see this guy is still pursuing his dream. I support him and will sign the petition. Edit: signed i can still taste him fucked around with this message at 20:37 on May 21, 2016 |
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George Zimmer posted:lol this guy is peak septa. What line? manayunk/norristown - i see him at east falls and skipping through 30th street occasionally. i mean, literally skipping and shaking his head around a lot.
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