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nm if you don't like slow movies you won't like they look like people
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May 21, 2016 00:08
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The kid and girlfriend of some couple visiting the main couple just showed up. They're drinking at the spook house while the parents and their friends (the ones running the seance) are at Buffalo Bills on Main Street in town. The townspeople kinda stare at the new folks like they're weirdos. Kid couple probably gonna die.
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May 21, 2016 00:08
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Ehud posted:nm if you don't like slow movies you won't like they look like people I like slow movies. I'll add that one to my list, but pls post a synopsis I DONT HAVE TIME TO WASTE
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May 21, 2016 00:09
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HOLY poo poo THE FURNACE DEMON JUST GOUGED THAT loving KIDS EYES OUT!
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May 21, 2016 00:10
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CommissarRed posted:I like slow movies. I'll add that one to my list, but pls post a synopsis I DONT HAVE TIME TO WASTE "A troubled man suspects people around him are turning into evil creatures, and wonders if he should protect his only friend from an impending war or from himself."
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May 21, 2016 00:11
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Ehud posted:"A troubled man suspects people around him are turning into evil creatures, and wonders if he should protect his only friend from an impending war or from himself." I'll watch that one next. hopefully it's not as scary as this one! 
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May 21, 2016 00:13
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Windows 98 posted:If you're going to post about a dumb movie at least make it 12 paragraphs long with several screencaps and GIFs. Ty.  At least include a trailer. Op really dropped the ball here.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FDJbCMvv9IU New blood!
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May 21, 2016 00:13
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The girlfriend managed to get away while the furnace demon was gouging her boyfriends eyes out. As she was driving down the road the same furnace demon appeared behind her in the car and punched his hand through her back and chest. It's not looking so good for her, guys. I don't think she's gonna make it.
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May 21, 2016 00:14
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Facebook Aunt posted:
This thread is a group effort. I couldn't do it without you guys
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May 21, 2016 00:15
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CommissarRed posted:I'll watch that one next. hopefully it's not as scary as this one! I would describe it as very tense not scary
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May 21, 2016 00:17
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The lady who owns Buffalo Bills is talking to the neighbors in the beginning. They showed up with a shotgun and shot some poor girl in the face. He's really upset about them possibly leaving. Some sort of sacrifice to appease the furnace demons?
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May 21, 2016 00:18
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Of course the hippy couple running the seance dresses weird. He's wearing tighty whities with an open robe while making joints. The wife is wearing a kimono. Bobby isn't the spirit in the house, you guys.
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May 21, 2016 00:20
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The Hippies are scared as poo poo about what's in the house and don't want to do the seance. The husband is all pissed now because they promised they would and his wife is a little teary eyed. Also, i should point this out since they've shown it like 5 times: there's a little hole in the wall in the basement. I think that's where the furnace demons live.
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May 21, 2016 00:21
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*waves arms* DANGER DANGER
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May 21, 2016 00:22
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Now it's like 3:00 AM and everyone is sleeping, nightmares abound. OH MAN IT WAS A NIGHTMARE WITHIN A NIGHTMARE
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May 21, 2016 00:22
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IMO you shouldn't buy a house with furnace demons. At least not in New England.
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May 21, 2016 00:24
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Facebook Aunt posted:IMO you shouldn't buy a house with furnace demons. At least not in New England. Yeah, to be honest, these people brought this on themselves. Now they're actually doing the seance while the ladies are out shopping. That's always a great idea. When your wife wakes up screaming about being surrounded by death, lets do a seance.
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May 21, 2016 00:25
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Put your dick in the hole.
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May 21, 2016 00:27
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2keIfaPHgw
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May 21, 2016 00:28
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CommissarRed posted:Please recap whats happening, i want to read your movie while watching mine. It was about a schizophrenic guy who thought people were turning in to monsters and maybe murdering them, and then he almost murdered his friend.
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May 21, 2016 00:28
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Microwaves Mom posted:Put your dick in the hole. No, there are furnace demons in there. jesus christ read the op and two dozen other posts by me and piece together the plot.
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May 21, 2016 00:28
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Shakill OReal posted:It was about a schizophrenic guy who thought people were turning in to monsters and maybe murdering them, and then he almost murdered his friend. I'm in. Sounds pretty good.
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May 21, 2016 00:29
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Netflix recommended We Are Still Here at the end but I'm not watching it.
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May 21, 2016 00:29
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CommissarRed posted:No, there are furnace demons in there. jesus christ read the op and two dozen other posts by me and piece together the plot. PUT YOUR DICK IN THE HOLE
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May 21, 2016 00:29
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The dude running this seance is terrible. He just keeps saying what the sprits will do. really bossy.
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May 21, 2016 00:30
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did you know that ghosts are fake
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May 21, 2016 00:30
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Ahundredbux posted:did you know that ghosts are fake nice try netanyahu
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May 21, 2016 00:31
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Ahundredbux posted:did you know that ghosts are fake You're a liar. also, not ghosts, furnace demons. I'M GONNA PUT MY DICK IN THE WHOLE NOW BY POPULAR CONSENSUS.
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May 21, 2016 00:32
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goood goooood. you should feel a moisture let it continue
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May 21, 2016 00:32
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CommissarRed posted:No, there are furnace demons in there. Sounds hot.
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May 21, 2016 00:32
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Update: The Seance has not gone well. The one hippy guy is now possessed, and being tied up. The ladies are back from shopping. The hippy wife is spooked to all poo poo about this house.
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May 21, 2016 00:33
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HAHAHAHAHA The main guy tied up the hippy guy and put a sock in his mouth, and the hippy guy loving ATE THE SOCKS, GUYS. Now he's demonspeaking to his hippy wife. He's saying it's his house, so OH poo poo DAGMAR IS HERE.
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May 21, 2016 00:34
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why don't they just spread out some ghost poison to get rid of the ghosts
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May 21, 2016 00:35
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Now hippy wife is beating the hippy husband in the face with a fire extinguisher. THIS IS GETTING GOOD. Also, some lady called them who was stabbed with a knife sticking out of her side. No idea at all who she was.
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May 21, 2016 00:35
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Ahundredbux posted:why don't they just spread out some ghost poison to get rid of the ghosts No, they need to turn off the gas, that's what the furnace demons run on. Possessed hippy husband just offed himself by jabbing a fire poker into his eye. Not gonna lie, that was pretty bad rear end. HAHA, HOLY poo poo. HIPPY WIFE JUST TRIED TO RUN AWAY AND FRIENDLY NEIGHBOR FROM THE BEGINNING GAVE HER A FACE FULL OF SHOTGUN.
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May 21, 2016 00:37
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Now everyone in the town has showed up and they're in the house. They're being attacked by the furnace demons as well.
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May 21, 2016 00:39
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Some dude just melted into the stair case as he was walking on ashes. That was pretty cool. The hole in the wall where my dick goes has a ton of smoke coming out of it, along with the glow of embers.It's also moaning. Townsfolk are running away.
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May 21, 2016 00:41
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One of the furnace demons just exploded a dudes head. Then they looked at the couple and went away. The dad commented "we're still here." Then said hi to his son. That's it. Not a bad movie, 3/5 stars.
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May 21, 2016 00:47
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CommissarRed posted:One of the furnace demons just exploded a dudes head. Then they looked at the couple and went away. Thats the movie and how it ends?
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May 21, 2016 00:57
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CommissarRed posted:One of the furnace demons just exploded a dudes head. Then they looked at the couple and went away. The end! No moral!
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