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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Worst French Open ever.

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Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010

do i have to actively cheer for andy murray. in a grand slam tournament!?

we have been spoiled for too long and now we must pay the price

Parsifal
Jan 1, 2009

wel accually u forgot Dolan
:negative:

No Federer. No Nadal. What's the point?

tanglewood1420
Oct 28, 2010

The importance of this mission cannot be overemphasized
The point is Djokovic cruising to a comfortable 6-4, 6-3, 6-7, 6-2 win against Murray/Wawrinka in the final and proving once and for all he is the greatest tennis player of all times and a really cool dude everyone loves because he does funny impressions and doesn't eat gluetn and definitely doesn't take drugs at all.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Glare Seethe posted:

This player that Sloane is currently beating has probably overtaken Sharapova and/or Errani for most annoying noise made when hitting the ball. I can't really call it a grunt but it's just awful, whatever it is.

Still haven't seen anyone beat Michelle Larcher de Brito

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI22ZDn6K4Y

Parsifal
Jan 1, 2009

wel accually u forgot Dolan

tanglewood1420 posted:

The point is Djokovic cruising to a comfortable 6-4, 6-3, 6-7, 6-2 win against Murray/Wawrinka in the final and proving once and for all he is the greatest tennis player of all times and a really cool dude everyone loves because he does funny impressions and doesn't eat gluetn and definitely doesn't take drugs at all.

Not sure if you are being serious or not, but if Novak wins he'll still have a ways to go before he is the goat.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Milos has decided to jump on the 'get coached by a former big name player' bandwagon.

https://twitter.com/Eurosport/status/736286951519707136

e: Eurosport deleted the original tweet for some reason.

Sodium Chloride fucked around with this message at 22:20 on May 27, 2016

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sodium Chloride posted:

Milos has decided to jump on the 'get coached by a former big name player' bandwagon.

https://twitter.com/Eurosport/status/736275686223183872
You cannot be serious!

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
I was always fascinated by the fact that McEnroe won his last Grand Slam at age 25 (!) in 1984. He then continued to play until 1992, but he only reached one more Grand Slam final the rest of the way. I mean, he's great and all that, but if he was playing nowadays, people would use social media to tell him that he should retire already. I mean, imagine Federer, Nadal or Djokovic taking a 6 month break from playing tennis because they were feeling burned out.

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 20:48 on May 27, 2016

Puckish Rogue
Jun 24, 2010

Jack's Flow posted:

I was always fascinated by the fact that McEnroe won his last Grand Slam at age 25 (!) in 1984. He then continued to play until 1992, but he only reached one more Grand Slam final the rest of the way. I mean, he's great and all that, but if he was playing nowadays, people would use social media to tell him that he should retire already. I mean, imagine Federer, Nadal or Djokovic taking a 6 month break from playing tennis because they were feeling burned out.

we call them knee injuries these days

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Ivanovic/Svitolina on now. I've tried to be a Svitolina fan in the past but her game is just too defensive, too much counter punching. She's basically another Wozniacki.

We'll see if she cranks up the aggression to match Ivanovic's inconsistent offense.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Updated odds after Nadal withdraws, Murray is still at 7/2 but Djoker is now 1/2.

Just lol if Djokovic doesn't win

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Dalai Trauma posted:

we call them knee injuries these days

Old John was truly ahead of his time. All he wanted was some sweet platelet-rich plasma, but the technology wasn't there yet. Hence his anger problems.

charismaslover
Dec 3, 2006

Too stylish for this world...

Josh Lyman posted:

Updated odds after Nadal withdraws, Murray is still at 7/2 but Djoker is now 1/2.

Just lol if Djokovic doesn't win

It's going to own when he loses to Wawrinka in the final again

Buddy Holly
Oct 14, 2004

I am still determined to be cheerful and happy. Run along now.

charismaslover posted:

It's going to own when he loses to Wawrinka in the final again

Please lord god make it so

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Tsonga retires while up in the first set from a groin problem.

Betfair don't pay out unless the one set is completed :argh:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Sodium Chloride posted:

Tsonga retires while up in the first set from a groin problem.

Betfair don't pay out unless the one set is completed :argh:
I like Gulbis but Tsonga's WD just adds to one of the worst majors in recent memory.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Not many compelling matches today. Stan/Troicki could be good, Nishikori/Gasquet will be a grindfest, and Halep/Stosur will be "who fucks up less".

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
I think Nishikori v Gasquet is the obvious standout today, they're both entertaining shotmakers and Gasquet has a home crowd advantage. Can see that one going the distance. I'll probably watch Begu v Rogers over Wawrinka's match, feels like the type of match that can end up unexpectedly good, two unheralded players on a good run. Or it could be terrible in which case I'll switch.

Meanwhile Raonic is losing... badly.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Glare Seethe posted:

I think Nishikori v Gasquet is the obvious standout today, they're both entertaining shotmakers and Gasquet has a home crowd advantage. Can see that one going the distance. I'll probably watch Begu v Rogers over Wawrinka's match, feels like the type of match that can end up unexpectedly good, two unheralded players on a good run. Or it could be terrible in which case I'll switch.

Meanwhile Raonic is losing... badly.
Raonic loses in straights without a single tiebreak. Garbage servebot.

I wonder if John McEnroe is regretting his decision to become Raonic's coach.

Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 12:36 on May 29, 2016

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
Whenever I hear John McEnroe commentate or frankly just speak in general he sounds incredibly uninspiring to my ears. Obviously he's got some clout just cause he's John McEnroe but I almost wonder if Raonic will ditch him first. Then again I thought the Becker appointment was destined for failure and look what happened there.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Glare Seethe posted:

I think Nishikori v Gasquet is the obvious standout today, they're both entertaining shotmakers and Gasquet has a home crowd advantage. Can see that one going the distance. I'll probably watch Begu v Rogers over Wawrinka's match, feels like the type of match that can end up unexpectedly good, two unheralded players on a good run. Or it could be terrible in which case I'll switch.
Welp, Rogers beats Begu in straights. All the drama is in Wawa/Troicki.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring

Glare Seethe posted:

Whenever I hear John McEnroe commentate or frankly just speak in general he sounds incredibly uninspiring to my ears. Obviously he's got some clout just cause he's John McEnroe but I almost wonder if Raonic will ditch him first. Then again I thought the Becker appointment was destined for failure and look what happened there.

The Becker thing still makes no sense to me.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Jack's Flow posted:

The Becker thing still makes no sense to me.
Are you sure?

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Nice to see Rodgers do well. She was previously known for trashing Bouchard in Canada a couple of years ago.

Glare Seethe posted:

Obviously he's got some clout just cause he's John McEnroe but I almost wonder if Raonic will ditch him first.

Think it's just for the grass season.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Play abandoned today due to rain. :negative:

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
Bit grim out there today.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


First point of Djokovic/RBA was a 30 shot rally that was basically practice hitting :lol:

Conditions are so gross right now.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
It looks absolutely miserable on every court, not least because there are so many empty seats. Feels like all the momentum's been sapped out of this tournament.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Djokovic playing like rear end, loses the 1st set 6-3.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Play suspended again. I hope this year's tournament gets completely shitwrecked. The French tennis federation are pussies and should have followed through with their threats to relocate the tournament, and the Paris city council are fuckers for being obstructionist.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Well this has gone all Wimbledon 2001 hasn't it.

Manic_Misanthrope
Jul 1, 2010


Trying to get a refund off of these people is a pain in the arse. They'll sell you everything online but want you to snail mail them the bank details with copies of everything before they give a refund.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

What the gently caress happened to Radwanska? She was a set and 3-0 when it stopped. She's lost every game today!

e: she's getting a mto on her hand/wrist.

Sodium Chloride fucked around with this message at 14:52 on May 31, 2016

ChaosReaper
Feb 19, 2005
When a man lies he murders some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men miscall their lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home?

Thought Pironkova was a grass specialist. Guess not anymore.

Sodium Chloride
Jan 1, 2008

Halep and Radwanska are very angry about having to play in the rain today. They both lost from winning positions.

I'm so desperate to watch some tennis I watched a grass Challenger match :(

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


The FO offers a 100% refund if there's less than 1 hour of play and a 50% refund is there's 1-2 hours.

Djokovic and RBA played for... 2 hours 1 minute.

What a loving scam.

Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
This Keys v Bertens match is real good so far. Seems the best of the bunch from the occasional switching I've done.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


My girl Svitolina may have gotten double breadsticked by Serena, but she lasted more than an hour, which is about all you can ask for.

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Sway Grunt
May 15, 2004

Tenochtitlan, looking east.
Bertens seals it with a love game and a nice pass on match point. Super impressed, I have to say, she was excellent. Keys wasn't even bad today, just Bertens was kind of on fire. Hopefully she keeps it up, on this form I could see her giving Serena a lot of trouble. On paper, at least. In practice the occasion could well play a role and she'll get clobbered.

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