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Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

gently caress BITCHES

am i right guys or what?

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I'm tryin'! :sweatdrop:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
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That's hard work tho...

Um... Is there pizza in here?

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

i'm glad someone finally had the balls to make this thread

am i right guys or what?

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
my shits hurt : (

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

my shits hurt : (

probably from all that man poo poo!

am i right guys or what?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*picks up a tree trunk*
*throws it into the middle of a lake*

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

*picks up a tree trunk*
*throws it over horizon^

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im a fella

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*defends the alamo*
*wins*

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

oh this is just what we need, more chat threads

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

satanic splash-back posted:

oh this is just what we need, more chat threads

oh wow, just what sa needed, another whiny useless bitch

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

go back to the ladychat, this thread is for men

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

mods?

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I don't ask for directions
Buying tampons is terrifying
I don't share my feelings
I'm borderline retarded when doing simple things my wife asks
I attach a much too powerful motor to common household appliances
I'd much rather hang out with my friends than build a meaningful relationship with my family
I don't do housework
Gays make me uncomfortable but unless my reasoning is religious I have a hard time explaining why
(Farts)

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Man Question: Does anybody sometimes feel overburdened by the sheer weight and size of their dilz?

www
Aug 4, 2010

being a man is actually a lot tougher than being a woman

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Serviette posted:

Man Question: Does anybody sometimes feel overburdened by the sheer weight and size of their dilz?

no? what a wierd question :confused:

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
eating some beef jerky in my garage over here, op

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*flexes bicep*
*bicep vein makes whipcracking sound*

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Orkin Mang posted:

*flexes bicep*
*bicep vein makes whipcracking sound*

mine doesnt do this :confused:

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I go to the gym 3 days a week for 7 years but I'm always in bad shape and can't run more than 25 feet

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

oldpainless posted:

I go to the gym 3 days a week for 7 years but I'm always in bad shape and can't run more than 25 feet

yeah, but you only hang out in the bathroom

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I am a very handsome man

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I am a very handsome man

im just really really disoriented :confused:

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sooooowee! how do you cowpokes wash downhome lady fragrance out of your chaps? its rilin' my steer somethin' fierce!

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I am a very handsome man

Your head looks like an rear end.

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

mine doesnt do this :confused:

*frowns at ur puny arms*
*looks away in disgust*
*picks pruning shears back up*
*continues shaving knuckles*

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

JiveHonky posted:

no? what a wierd question :confused:

Me either :(

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Hogge Wild posted:

Your face looks like an rear end.

rude

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

sooooowee! how do you cowpokes wash downhome lady fragrance out of your chaps? its rilin' my steer somethin' fierce!

let me know if you figure it out

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
*drinks whiskey*
*buries feelings*

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Hector Beerlioz posted:

*drinks whiskey*
*buries feelings*

*grunts*

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

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QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Who is the quintessential man goon? I feel I need an example to learn the manly arts from.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I show people YouTube videos of The Lonely Island that were popular 16 months ago on my phone and I don't give a gently caress if you make it clear you've seen it and have no interest, I am gonna show it to you and I will laugh way too hard even though it's obvious I've watched it a bunch lately and then I will walk 8 feet to the next person and the same conversation will take place and you will hear it. I will do this at least 18 times today.

Mandator
Aug 28, 2007

Serviette posted:

Who is the quintessential man goon? I feel I need an example to learn the manly arts from.

probably that dude who writes everyone's resume

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Serviette posted:

Who is the quintessential man goon? I feel I need an example to learn the manly arts from.

roboshit

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*drinks molten iron from crucible*

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JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

oldpainless posted:

I show people YouTube videos of The Lonely Island that were popular 16 months ago on my phone and I don't give a gently caress if you make it clear you've seen it and have no interest, I am gonna show it to you and I will laugh way too hard even though it's obvious I've watched it a bunch lately and then I will walk 8 feet to the next person and the same conversation will take place and you will hear it. I will do this at least 18 times today.

my sister does this? :confused:

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