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This thread is meant to be a safespace for toilet babies. I am not a toilet baby, I was born in a hospital with all the best medical equipment and doctors the 70's could provide. Having said that I suspect that many of you are toilet babies and I wanted to make a thread where you could talk to each other and reminisce about your tragic beginnings. Perhaps you will find some kindred souls here.
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This is why we can't have nice things. 
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May 21, 2016 06:12
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rip (rest in pee)
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May 21, 2016 06:12
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I am a toilet baby. It's pretty cool imo
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May 21, 2016 06:12
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I wish my parents had success in my flush as it is i have been stuck in the elbow bend from the knees down for 7 years
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May 21, 2016 06:12
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my mom did NOT try to flush though so I'm not sure that qualifies me as a bona fide toilet baby
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May 21, 2016 06:13
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I'm a toilet baby. Soon I shall go back to what I left. But not right now. No, not right now.
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May 21, 2016 06:15
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theres no judgement here only healing
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May 21, 2016 06:15
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JiveHonky posted:theres no judgement here only healing What about flushing?
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May 21, 2016 06:16
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this is my toilet there are many like it but this one is mine
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May 21, 2016 06:17
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do any of you secretly wish you were raised by sewer gators?
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May 21, 2016 06:18
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y'all should read coin locker babies but it doesn't have a space station in it so that's prolly not gonna happen
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May 21, 2016 06:21
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myx31xMI3hA
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May 21, 2016 06:21
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She got good hair for a toilet baby
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May 21, 2016 06:24
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sorry op I was a recycle bin baby (go green!)
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May 21, 2016 06:25
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Iron Prince posted:sorry op I was a recycle bin baby (go green!) yeah you would have to start a different thread for that
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May 21, 2016 06:26
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I thought this was the thread for posters who like to dress up in adult diapers and put on a bib and a pacifier and get peed on by bears in the gay nightclub bathroom
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May 21, 2016 06:27
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am I in the wrong thread
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May 21, 2016 06:27
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Can't it be both?
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May 21, 2016 06:27
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i think you would fit right in (a toilet)
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May 21, 2016 06:28
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Throwing the baby out with the cuckwater.
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May 21, 2016 06:29
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does anyone know if there are plungers specifically designed for toilet babies because I've been churnin at this infant for 15 minutes and I just don't think I'm gettin a good seal
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May 21, 2016 06:30
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MiracleWhale posted:does anyone know if there are plungers specifically designed for toilet babies because I've been churnin at this infant for 15 minutes and I just don't think I'm gettin a good seal i think there is a DIY plumbing thread somewhere on this forums.
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May 21, 2016 06:31
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MiracleWhale posted:does anyone know if there are plungers specifically designed for toilet babies because I've been churnin at this infant for 15 minutes and I just don't think I'm gettin a good seal You gotta cut them up into smaller pieces.
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May 21, 2016 06:33
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Serviette posted:I'm a toilet baby.
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May 21, 2016 06:33
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I wasn't a toilet baby, but my mother did leave me in the woods on a moonless night, hoping I would be devoured by wolves.
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May 21, 2016 06:34
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Vince MechMahon posted:I wasn't a toilet baby, but my mother did leave me in the woods on a moonless night, hoping I would be devoured by wolves. i guess you showed her
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May 21, 2016 06:36
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JiveHonky posted:i guess you showed her No, they got me.
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May 21, 2016 06:37
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Vince MechMahon posted:I wasn't a toilet baby, but my mother did leave me in the woods on a moonless night, hoping I would be devoured by wolves. did the wolves raise you as one of their own
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May 21, 2016 06:38
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Vince MechMahon posted:No, they got me. 
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May 21, 2016 06:39
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I'm posting from inside of a wolf right now.
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May 21, 2016 06:44
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Vince MechMahon posted:I'm posting from inside of a wolf right now. how much is the rent, I need a roommate
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May 21, 2016 06:46
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MiracleWhale posted:how much is the rent, I need a roommate It's more expensive than you would think, and it's not rent controlled.
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May 21, 2016 06:49
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I too am a toilet, baby
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May 21, 2016 06:51
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Sperghetti posted:I too am a toilet, baby you are safe now. you are protected
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May 21, 2016 06:53
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Sperghetti posted:I too am a toilet, baby JiveHonky posted:you are safe now. you are protected
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May 21, 2016 07:32
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Lucky, could of been some poo in there.
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May 21, 2016 08:56
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Time to flush this thread
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May 21, 2016 09:01
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I am a baby toilet
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May 21, 2016 09:11
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man if you're a toilet baby and posting on this forum it's like a double own because not only did they try to flush you, at birth you were too fat to be flushed so now here you are
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May 21, 2016 09:14
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