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Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I've just finished my 4th 660ml, 5% beer (that's a total of 120ml of ethanol) and I'm only slightly tipsy. gently caress, I could drive at this point. do I have to start taking opioids or something?
the Alcohol taxes in New Zealand mean that this is about the cheapest ethanol/dollar available, with the exception of home-brewing which I am good at, and can't do atm.

helb

Cumslut1895 fucked around with this message at 13:48 on May 21, 2016

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Eindyin
Mar 23, 2004

#1 Son
What about 7% woodstocks

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015
How long did it take you to drink the four beers? You really have to gulp those motherfuckers down if you want to get properly shitfaced.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Eindyin posted:

What about 7% woodstocks

I hate the way they taste, plus I'm pretty sure they cost more. 3.20 NZD per 600ml bottle, most of which must go toward paying alcohol taxes. gently caress the Germans, hail Satan.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Ibogaine posted:

How long did it take you to drink the four beers? You really have to gulp those motherfuckers down if you want to get properly shitfaced.

Over the course of like an hour and a half. I Probably should have sped up a little.

edit: dear god I just smelt my own beerfart. goodbye cruel world

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Rig yourself up a beer bong. Or start drinking liquor

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Rig yourself up a beer bong. Or start drinking liquor

sadly, it's not cost effective. I've done the maths.

edit: I have used a beer bong tho it was fun

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it turns out that if you stop drinking so god drat much this won't be a problem for you.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

drat dude either still your own shine or grow weed preferably both. Or heroin I guess whatever floats your boat.

Ibogaine
Aug 11, 2015

BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

Rig yourself up a beer bong.

Do that, using your beer farts.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

it turns out that if you stop drinking so god drat much this won't be a problem for you.

who are you a DT-generated vision of my mum?

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fart Puzzle posted:

drat dude either still your own shine or grow weed preferably both. Or heroin I guess whatever floats your boat.

home distillation is actually legal here, I just live with my parents like a super cool, sexy guy.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

also lol, i don't normally read the op but he's talking about beer lmao

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

You could also buy sketchy research chem benzos if you really wanna get down

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
add a shot of rubbing alcohol to each beer.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Hell Yeah posted:

also lol, i don't normally read the op but he's talking about beer lmao

did you read the bit where I profess my undying love to you?

Fart Puzzle posted:

You could also buy sketchy research chem benzos if you really wanna get down

I would but they might have been touched by gypsies or jews.

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

If your parents aren't down with you doing productive things like building and operating a still then lmbo

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Fart Puzzle posted:

If your parents aren't down with you doing productive things like building and operating a still then lmbo

my parents are a bunch of jews/gypsies/responsable homeowners

Fart Puzzle
Jul 25, 2007

compressed fart pieces

My nigga you need to take a risk or two

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
OP, post the "n-word"

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

black folks all over are under threat from Nephilim plots

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
Going from your username your the one who sucks dicks , op

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Ahundredbux posted:

Going from your username your the one who sucks dicks , op

what kind of a hussy do you think I am?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Cumslut1895 posted:

what kind of a hussy do you think I am?

a 121 year old hussy

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

a 121 year old hussy

that's 121 years young, sweety *winks, brain strokes out and permanently closes eye*

Nanpa
Apr 24, 2007
Nap Ghost
Drink more, you fuckin sook of a oval office. Love, Australia

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Nanpa posted:

Drink more, you fuckin sook of a oval office. Love, Australia

if I had more to drink, do you think I'd be posting this thread, you immigrant-raping SERCO contractor

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
It's probably cos you're fuckin fat, lose some weight fatty.

Divine Styler
Apr 8, 2005

quantum mechanic
Butt chug them.

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
try jumping off a tall building

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

It's probably cos you're fuckin fat, lose some weight fatty.

YOUR INSULTS ARE DRIVING ME TO EAT

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

try jumping off a tall building

Can't you read? I'm in New Zealand, our entire country is a small town

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cumslut1895 posted:

Can't you read? I'm in New Zealand, our entire country is a small town

uh jump of a small building a whole bunch of times

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Hey guys check me out, I can drink 8 shots of liquor and not be completely hosed up! Bow before my loving feet and worship me! - OP

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Enfield posted:

uh jump of a small building a whole bunch of times

the New Zealand version of an american idea: lovely and painful

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
maybe throw yourself into the cracks of doom.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Germstore posted:

maybe throw yourself into the cracks of doom.

those are just bright-green cracks in the earth used for CG

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
u need to chill and drink liquor friend

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Mariana Horchata posted:

u need to chill and drink liquor friend

Cost. Ineffective.

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
wine?

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