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I've just finished my 4th 660ml, 5% beer (that's a total of 120ml of ethanol) and I'm only slightly tipsy. gently caress, I could drive at this point. do I have to start taking opioids or something? the Alcohol taxes in New Zealand mean that this is about the cheapest ethanol/dollar available, with the exception of home-brewing which I am good at, and can't do atm. helb Cumslut1895 fucked around with this message at 13:48 on May 21, 2016 |
# ? May 21, 2016 13:45 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 17:20 |
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What about 7% woodstocks
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# ? May 21, 2016 13:53 |
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How long did it take you to drink the four beers? You really have to gulp those motherfuckers down if you want to get properly shitfaced.
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# ? May 21, 2016 13:53 |
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Eindyin posted:What about 7% woodstocks I hate the way they taste, plus I'm pretty sure they cost more. 3.20 NZD per 600ml bottle, most of which must go toward paying alcohol taxes. gently caress the Germans, hail Satan.
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# ? May 21, 2016 13:56 |
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Ibogaine posted:How long did it take you to drink the four beers? You really have to gulp those motherfuckers down if you want to get properly shitfaced. Over the course of like an hour and a half. I Probably should have sped up a little. edit: dear god I just smelt my own beerfart. goodbye cruel world
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# ? May 21, 2016 13:57 |
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Rig yourself up a beer bong. Or start drinking liquor
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# ? May 21, 2016 13:59 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Rig yourself up a beer bong. Or start drinking liquor sadly, it's not cost effective. I've done the maths. edit: I have used a beer bong tho it was fun
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:00 |
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it turns out that if you stop drinking so god drat much this won't be a problem for you.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:00 |
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drat dude either still your own shine or grow weed preferably both. Or heroin I guess whatever floats your boat.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:00 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Rig yourself up a beer bong. Do that, using your beer farts.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:01 |
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Hell Yeah posted:it turns out that if you stop drinking so god drat much this won't be a problem for you. who are you a DT-generated vision of my mum?
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Fart Puzzle posted:drat dude either still your own shine or grow weed preferably both. Or heroin I guess whatever floats your boat. home distillation is actually legal here, I just live with my parents like a super cool, sexy guy.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:02 |
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also lol, i don't normally read the op but he's talking about beer lmao
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:02 |
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You could also buy sketchy research chem benzos if you really wanna get down
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:02 |
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add a shot of rubbing alcohol to each beer.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:03 |
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Hell Yeah posted:also lol, i don't normally read the op but he's talking about beer lmao did you read the bit where I profess my undying love to you? Fart Puzzle posted:You could also buy sketchy research chem benzos if you really wanna get down I would but they might have been touched by gypsies or jews.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:04 |
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If your parents aren't down with you doing productive things like building and operating a still then lmbo
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:04 |
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Fart Puzzle posted:If your parents aren't down with you doing productive things like building and operating a still then lmbo my parents are a bunch of jews/gypsies/responsable homeowners
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:04 |
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My nigga you need to take a risk or two
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:06 |
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OP, post the "n-word"
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:06 |
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:OP, post the "n-word" black folks all over are under threat from Nephilim plots
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:07 |
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Going from your username your the one who sucks dicks , op
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:15 |
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Ahundredbux posted:Going from your username your the one who sucks dicks , op what kind of a hussy do you think I am?
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:16 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:what kind of a hussy do you think I am? a 121 year old hussy
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:22 |
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Germstore posted:a 121 year old hussy that's 121 years young, sweety *winks, brain strokes out and permanently closes eye*
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:24 |
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Drink more, you fuckin sook of a oval office. Love, Australia
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:25 |
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Nanpa posted:Drink more, you fuckin sook of a oval office. Love, Australia if I had more to drink, do you think I'd be posting this thread, you immigrant-raping SERCO contractor
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:27 |
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It's probably cos you're fuckin fat, lose some weight fatty.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:30 |
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Butt chug them.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:30 |
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try jumping off a tall building
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:33 |
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Radical 90s Wizard posted:It's probably cos you're fuckin fat, lose some weight fatty. YOUR INSULTS ARE DRIVING ME TO EAT
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:33 |
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Enfield posted:try jumping off a tall building Can't you read? I'm in New Zealand, our entire country is a small town
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:34 |
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Cumslut1895 posted:Can't you read? I'm in New Zealand, our entire country is a small town uh jump of a small building a whole bunch of times
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:35 |
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Hey guys check me out, I can drink 8 shots of liquor and not be completely hosed up! Bow before my loving feet and worship me! - OP
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:36 |
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Enfield posted:uh jump of a small building a whole bunch of times the New Zealand version of an american idea: lovely and painful
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:39 |
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maybe throw yourself into the cracks of doom.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:40 |
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Germstore posted:maybe throw yourself into the cracks of doom. those are just bright-green cracks in the earth used for CG
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:42 |
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u need to chill and drink liquor friend
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:44 |
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Mariana Horchata posted:u need to chill and drink liquor friend Cost. Ineffective.
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:45 |
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wine?
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# ? May 21, 2016 14:51 |