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Do they have dicks where you live? Sucking more/improving your technique = augmented cashflow.
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Champenema posted:Do they have dicks where you live? Sucking more/improving your technique = augmented cashflow. I don't go in for all this fancy technoledgy
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May 21, 2016 14:55
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Champenema posted:Do they have dicks where you live? Sucking more/improving your technique = augmented cashflow. u can be ur own boss!
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May 21, 2016 14:57
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Why do people use "suck a dick" as a negative? I assume that those with dicks like having theirs sucked, right? So they the gently caress would you want to frame that as an insult? Dick havers should be using that phrase as a positive thing! "You just graduated college! Suck a dick!" "Congrats on saving that family of 4. Suck a dick!" "Hot drat, that was a great investment choice! Suck a dick!"
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May 21, 2016 15:31
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MustelaFuro posted:Why do people use "suck a dick" as a negative? I assume that those with dicks like having theirs sucked, right? So they the gently caress would you want to frame that as an insult? Dick havers should be using that phrase as a positive thing! "You just graduated college! Suck a dick!" "Congrats on saving that family of 4. Suck a dick!" "Hot drat, that was a great investment choice! Suck a dick!" I legit said this a couple weeks ago :hi5:
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May 21, 2016 15:59
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Switch to spirits and keep these things to yourself in the future.Cumslut1895 posted:Cost. Ineffective. Not at all. If you are drinking enough to create alcohol tolerance then you should be staying home anyway.
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May 21, 2016 16:00
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MustelaFuro posted:Why do people use "suck a dick" as a negative? I assume that those with dicks like having theirs sucked, right? So they the gently caress would you want to frame that as an insult? Dick havers should be using that phrase as a positive thing! "You just graduated college! Suck a dick!" "Congrats on saving that family of 4. Suck a dick!" "Hot drat, that was a great investment choice! Suck a dick!" Sucking a dick is a submissive pose.
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May 21, 2016 16:01
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Cumslut1895 posted:Can't you read? I'm in New Zealand, our entire country is a small town You have a beautiful country. Maybe get a natural "high" from appreciating the beauty that surrounds you instead of an artificial one from a bottle? Or just start loving those sheep you have all over the place.
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May 21, 2016 16:40
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Eindyin posted:What about 7% woodstocks woodstock is what 17 year olds drink. i drank a lot of it when i was young and not type 1 diabetic and could drink sugary poo poo.
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May 21, 2016 16:52
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loving lmao at the idea i'd be a 5th deep in some cheap whiskey and could understand a word of that op written in the metric system just lmao 
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May 21, 2016 18:08
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just stop drinking for awhile and you become a super loving cheap date one mixed drink will give me a light buzz and two will get me buzzed heavily enough that i can't drive i only drink like once every other month or so
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May 21, 2016 22:42
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No liquor, only beer? I can't imagine what your BMI is like...
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May 21, 2016 22:57
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If you're drinking just to get drunk then forget the beer and move on to spirits
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May 21, 2016 22:59
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It sucks even worse when you've lost it. If I tried to drink a six pack I would pass out and then wake up with a massive hangover. I used to be able to drink bourbon all day and then wake up the next morning and do it again if need be. I LOVE not drinking nearly as much (it really owns) but I hate that it's made some pretty decent pussy outta me.
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May 21, 2016 22:59
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wow op drank 4 beers
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May 21, 2016 23:04
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You should always drink on an empty stomach. I'm proud to say I can get a really rewarding buzz on 3 beers if I skip dinner.
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May 21, 2016 23:20
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if you have oppressive alcohol taxation I am sure there is a black market for alcohol, you just have to find the guy with the hookup
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May 21, 2016 23:36
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I make moonshine its likr $10 for 8L of vodka
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May 22, 2016 01:10
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cool so you drank like seven actual beers, that has totally never happened before
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May 22, 2016 01:14
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just pony up and drink liquor, no sense in drinking at all if youre not going to get sufficiently bombed, youre just gonna feel lovely and bloated from drinking raw carbz
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May 22, 2016 01:41
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you know what's less expensive than beer? imagination.
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May 22, 2016 01:44
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Start drinking grog, that'll get you drunk a tad quicker
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May 22, 2016 01:48
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Nathilus posted:It sucks even worse when you've lost it. If I tried to drink a six pack I would pass out and then wake up with a massive hangover. I used to be able to drink bourbon all day and then wake up the next morning and do it again if need be. I LOVE not drinking nearly as much (it really owns) but I hate that it's made some pretty decent pussy outta me. it doesn't really make sense to use alcohol tolerance as a metric of machismo. All it measures is how much drinking you've done before 
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May 22, 2016 01:56
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What if you drink a lot then collect your piss and get drunk by drinking that
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May 22, 2016 02:07
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Poz Party Pooper posted:cool so you drank like seven actual beers, that has totally never happened before OP is a true hardcore alcoholic! Seriously OP, you post bragging about what is a normal amount of alcohol for most goons. It's not impressive to anybody 
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May 22, 2016 02:10
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:OP is a true hardcore alcoholic! I know it's not that much. still annoying tho
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May 22, 2016 02:33
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Please leave your door open
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May 22, 2016 02:42
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Isaac posted:Please leave your door open
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May 22, 2016 02:42
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gently caress dude if i lived in new zeland id be durnk as hell isnt that where bilbo was
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May 22, 2016 02:43
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those concord guys too they seem to have it together
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May 22, 2016 02:43
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I thoughy nz had cheap.beer
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May 22, 2016 02:45
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I'm hammerin Long Island ice teas and sex on the beaches like a fuckin machine and you don't hear me bein a lil pissbitch about it
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May 22, 2016 02:50
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Op why dont you buy a gun i hear you have lax gun laws in nz
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May 22, 2016 02:51
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Your posting implies to me that you are already drunk and just don't realize it because you are drunk.
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May 22, 2016 02:58
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Drink water, OP.
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May 22, 2016 02:59
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lets all get gay together but with accents
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May 22, 2016 03:00
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KiteAuraan posted:Your posting implies to me that you are already drunk and just don't realize it because you are drunk. was drunk
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May 22, 2016 03:01
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Shaquin posted:lets all get gay together but with accents I'm wearing the Native American headdress and referring to my dick as 'the tomahawk'
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May 22, 2016 03:02
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MiracleWhale posted:I'm wearing the Native American headdress and referring to my dick as 'the tomahawk' Ah let me just go ahead and give your Little Big Horn some attention
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I have imbibed the devil's water and did not get intoxicated! Ha ha! Lavish me with praise and respect!
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