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Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010

Windows 98 posted:

The other night I was laying in bed with my girlfriend and I had a rager. She can't seem to get comfortable and finally says to me "How the hell do you handle this all day? It's like a sausage!" I replied and said "Well to be honest I prefer when you handle it :wink:"


Anyway she went to sleep and I didn't get laid.

Nice edit

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
what does it really feel like to have an erection? does it feel good? it seems like it would but idk it prob depends of the location and the situation if u kno what i mean :dong:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 23:30 on May 21, 2016

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
very visceral

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
its hard to describe...

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

OP, offer to pay for your boss's anal fistula operation if you can gently caress her bunghole after it heals.

This will most likely get you a raise in more ways than one!

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