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Ghost Head
Sep 16, 2008
I don't want to bring the mood down, but next time you are in the shower guys, please check your balls. If you find a lump, see your doctor. Sometimes you might find a free-floating lump not attached to the testicle. This is usually not a cause for concern but check with your doctor anyway if possible. godspeed everyone

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flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

there are two large lumps in the sack itself. please advise

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



dog buttz posted:

there are two large lumps in the sack itself. please advise

you need to apply force with your fist until they break apart and your sack evens out

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Business Gorillas posted:

you need to apply force with your fist until they break apart and your sack evens out

qft

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
my balls are loving huge

Moltke
May 13, 2009
if you're not sure if the lump is cancer, please take a pic and PM it to the OP

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



i have a sack but instead of balls i fill it with dehydrated beans for the lean months. anyone else do this?

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

Business Gorillas posted:

you need to apply force with your fist until they break apart and your sack evens out

Silence, mortal!

Inspecting your equipment is a very good idea. Make sure you inspect your equipment daily! Me, I prefer 2-4 times a day. Bonus points if you get someone to inspect your equipment for you at that rate daily.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Moltke posted:

if you're not sure if the lump is cancer, please take a pic and PM it to the OP

OP is a medical doctor everyone get your pants off

Moltke
May 13, 2009

Business Gorillas posted:

i have a sack but instead of balls i fill it with dehydrated beans for the lean months. anyone else do this?

this is very healthy and a good way to store beans

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

My swangbag swings so low I have to wear a jockstrap.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

real life fact: if you lose a testicle for some reason, the doctors allow you to choose the size of the fake replacement testicle

bag em and tag em
Nov 4, 2008
YOU check my balls. With your mouth, OP.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

RedMage129 posted:

YOU check my balls. With your mouth, OP.

why do you think he made this thread?

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
anyone else a big ball boy in a small ball world

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


Telling goons to take a shower is always helpful advice.




As for the balls, that too. Hope you're okay.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
and while ur down there u might as well flush out the pipes, right boyz?

drunk dog
Apr 6, 2014

Resident Millennial
Offtopic :

I don't have pee jars, I have ball sweat bottles.

Gotta wring that poo poo out somewhere, son.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
hefty balls

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Studies show this method is not very reliable, and physicians no longer encourage doing this.

So suck my drat balls, op.

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model
I checked for balls but they're gone pls advice

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i wonder how many times a blowjob has turned into increasingly concerned exploratory tonguing before the performing partner looks up grimly, stroking slowly now: "i think you should get checked out."

HungryMedusa
Apr 28, 2003


satanic splash-back posted:

real life fact: if you lose a testicle for some reason, the doctors allow you to choose the size of the fake replacement testicle

Neuticals!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tgv_OHv2n9Q

Trojan.exe
Feb 22, 2011

I never said I was a role model

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

i wonder how many times a blowjob has turned into increasingly concerned exploratory tonguing before the performing partner looks up grimly, stroking slowly now: "i think you should get checked out."

That's not how you do it. You wait until the person is almost about to cum and THEN you tell them that to ruin their orgasm.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Trojan.exe posted:

I checked for balls but they're gone pls advice

I can't quite find mine either, I mean I think I know where they're supposed to be but what I found there, well, let's just say I don't think they're the right size lol

Shaquin
May 12, 2007
fat ball bill they call me

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


I don't have any balls, can i borrow someone's (not 2 hairy thx)?

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Deodorant will make your balls smell good but it won't prevent cancer

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Flesh Forge posted:

I can't quite find mine either, I mean I think I know where they're supposed to be but what I found there, well, let's just say I don't think they're the right size lol

have you checked your wife's mom's purse :smuggo:

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

NO you check my balls, op :mad:

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

jeff smisek posted:

I don't have any balls, can i borrow someone's (not 2 hairy thx)?

Ew! NO!

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
my penis is so small it just looks like i have two balls just kind of dangling with some hair above and around them. :shrug:

would solve a lot of my problems if i could just cut em' off

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009


Nuetical Ball Cap For Sale

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

fake balls for sale, never installed

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
please post pics of your balls too if they are particularly good looking

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
*opens wifes purse*

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Orkin Mang posted:

*opens wifes purse*

A loving checkbook in 2016???

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
same scrotum pimple has generated a continuous stream of stinky pus for the last 34 years thanks for asking

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
One ball sometimes gets caught between the dick and pelvis, please advise.

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coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

put your thumb in your mouth and blow

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