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Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


poopy pee pee posted:

This is just a picture of a guy who I think looks badass



It looks to me like an old senile widower that forgot how to put on clothes and is desperately trying to remember his daughter's phone number.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Malinois posted:

It looks to me like an old senile widower that forgot how to put on clothes and is desperately trying to remember his daughter's phone number.

where's his left arm?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

where's his left arm?

He's jacking off with it, under the clothes

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

where's his left arm?

It's under the coat.

Malinois posted:

It looks to me like an old senile widower that forgot how to put on clothes and is desperately trying to remember his daughter's phone number.

To me, he looks cool and like he's using modern tech to communicate and keep engaged with the world around him.

Huge Obamacare Fan posted:

Mod me for one hour so I can kick this guys rear end.

You couldn't kick my rear end of a paper bag, bitch.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


I'm trying to have a positive attitude but it's hard with all this pressure op

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He's jacking off with it, under the clothes

He's NOT

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

MiracleWhale posted:

I'm trying to have a positive attitude but it's hard with all this pressure op

I'm sorry :(

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
He's watching pornhub on his phone and jacking off with his left hand under his clothes

Fiberoptic Fable
Sep 6, 2011
Hell Gem

poopy pee pee posted:

Some peoples posting is really negative. Yet, it is also low quality. Those two facts, are related...



Always bring gloves, in case you got to murder someone.

got it

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He's watching pornhub on his phone and jacking off with his left hand under his clothes

No he's not...shut up

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Hector Beerlioz posted:

He's jacking off with it, under the clothes

gross

Dinosaurmageddon
Jul 7, 2007

by zen death robot
Hell Gem

Feranon posted:

the universe is probably a byproduct of some blind mad god who may not even be aware we exist, like this whole thing is just one of yog sothoth's kidney stones or w/e

nothing matters kill your famil

Intriguing Avatar / Post combo, (for fans of Undertale)

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
i heard that if you stare into a strobe light for long enough you can see into the future can anyone confirm or deny?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Pitdragon posted:

i heard that if you stare into a strobe light for long enough you can see into the future can anyone confirm or deny?

confirm. you are going to die bored and alone

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

poopy pee pee posted:

Some peoples posting is really negative. Yet, it is also low quality. Those two facts, are related...



poopy pee pee posted:

This is the attitude, of someone who's not going to succeed..



Facebook is leaking

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Is that freakin guy jackin off lol

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
OP, are you suggesting that the cure to my crippling sadbrains is neither suggesting you off yourself, nor is it asking that you suck my drat balls—two tried and tested methods of making my sadbrains feel less sad—but is instead to get a new wardrobe?

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

JiveHonky posted:

Is that freakin guy jackin off lol

Wtf...no

Ivor Biggun posted:

Facebook is leaking

Yeah, and my mouth is leaking from the cum you left there you loving tard.

Pitdragon posted:

i heard that if you stare into a strobe light for long enough you can see into the future can anyone confirm or deny?

Not true.

poopy pee pee
Feb 13, 2012

I'm a nice guy, hoping to have some fun on these forums, Lol

Serviette posted:

OP, are you suggesting that the cure to my crippling sadbrains is neither suggesting you off yourself, nor is it asking that you suck my drat balls—two tried and tested methods of making my sadbrains feel less sad—but is instead to get a new wardrobe?

That's one of the best methods, although you can also just decide not to be sad and be awesome instead (LOL) and set badass goals for yourself.

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
SPLASHBACK HOLDINGS LTD
PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS

poopy pee pee posted:

That's one of the best methods, although you can also just decide not to be sad and be awesome instead (LOL) and set badass goals for yourself.

Okay. I can't afford a new wardrobe, nor can I simply "decide not to be sad and be awesome instead (LOL)", but I can set badass goals for myself.

Starting tonight, I'll drink two more liquors than I usually do, and beat-off six times instead of my usual four times.

Thank you, OP. My new goals have given me a new lease on life :unsmith:

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
Woah serviette are u jackin off bro! Haha haha

Malinois
Jun 13, 2003


JiveHonky posted:

Is that freakin guy jackin off lol

He's wearing white pants not as a fashion statement but for camouflage.

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

JiveHonky posted:

Woah serviette are u jackin off bro! Haha haha

gay thread for getting gay confirmed

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I'm really feeling this OP, OP, but that's because I'm already really good + positive, so I don't want to change my mind and life.. but.. ahhhhg what r u doing to meeee!! raaaah! noW I HATE YOU AND HAVE LOTS OF OPINIONS!! GOD DAMNED DIRTY IMAGE MACRO

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer

Ork of Fiction posted:

I'm really feeling this OP, OP, but that's because I'm already really good + positive, so I don't want to change my mind and life.. but.. ahhhhg what r u doing to meeee!! raaaah! noW I HATE YOU AND HAVE LOTS OF OPINIONS!! GOD DAMNED DIRTY IMAGE MACRO

Just because the guy is jacking off?

down n out
Sep 16, 2008

Nap Ghost
I am just motivated as heck. Who wants to watch me down 2 whoppers in a eating challenge?

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
what if my goal in life is to make you suck my asshold, op

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

down n out posted:

I am just motivated as heck. Who wants to watch me down 2 whoppers in a eating challenge?

*raises hand*

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
You're wearing rose colored blinders, OP. Success can be obtained by either personally pursuing success, or by personally pursuing the failure of those around you.

Why do you limit yourself?

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
oh look, another lovely thread from the fuckface op

looks like he aimed for "i did"

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

RaySmuckles posted:

oh look, another lovely thread from the fuckface op

looks like he aimed for "i did"

I love your screenname

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I wear expensive clothes.

CHANGE YOUR LIFE POORS!

Shaquin
May 12, 2007

Pawn 17 posted:

I wear expensive clothes.

CHANGE YOUR LIFE POORS!

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Pawn 17 posted:

I wear expensive clothes.

CHANGE YOUR LIFE POORS!

I want to be so rich that I can dress like a hobo and do whatever the hell I want. Wait.. Hmmmmm.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Shaquin posted:

that guy is probably incredibly interesting and well travelled

Yeah. Def looks like he's molested kids on multiple continents.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Serviette posted:

Okay. I can't afford a new wardrobe, nor can I simply "decide not to be sad and be awesome instead (LOL)", but I can set badass goals for myself.

Starting tonight, I'll drink two more liquors than I usually do, and beat-off six times instead of my usual four times.

Thank you, OP. My new goals have given me a new lease on life :unsmith:

Go get 'em, Tiger :unsmith:

Phobic Nest
Oct 2, 2013

You Are My Sunshine
I guess my posting is a little negative, after all I usually work on it in a dark room.

That is some photography humor, hee hee! :keke:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
im going to eat 9 pounds of speghatti

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

im going to eat 9 pounds of speghatti

:chanpop: that's a lot of spaget Enfield

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
i can do it if i believe in myself

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